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why is my pencil talking
why is your cat full of star wars sound effects
who else here cant wait to be gay married
❆Everlasting sex❂
label: hi marine the ppl from the olympics r wonderin if u wanna perform??
marina: do i have 2
label: not rly but its v good promo n stuf pls marina
marina: wait
label: ??
marina: wont i be in america?
label: yh but like we can fly u back for a bit
marina: w0 hold up for me america >>>>>>>> representin my country on this "worldwide" event lmao it'll probs flop harder than radioactive lbf
label: mariny no ppl love the lympics pls do this we need sells
marina: i just love the us so much
label: gr8 but
marina: label i love the us so much i want you to remove all the pics from the album booklet
label: uh
marina: to show them i care
label:
marina: *screeching* gUDBYE #1 SINGLES
label: froot's sounding great! a wonderful follow up to electra heart
marina: hmm yes well we all know how THAT turned out
label: what are u talking about it went number 1 in the uk? that's pretty good
marina: i dont care. i do what i want
label: wait why are u holding gasoline and matches?
marina: no reason
label: why are there flames coming from 679s offices?
marina: are there? that sounds very emo. very cool
label: did u destroy 679????
marina: looks like THEY'RE a ruin! *rich mediterranean laugh*
label: this has nothing to do with greece!! this is rly bad!!
marina: are u saying i'm acting kinda like savages!!! *grecian chortle*
label: marina!!!! this is not the time for puns!!!
marina: ur right it's time i focused on making sure froot does well
label: ok thank god
marina: by destroying my nemesis xharli cxc
label: no!!!
marina: *maniacal chuckle that echoes through the welsh valleys* ....preorder my album
can i get a fuckin aaaaaaaaaa sideof ketchud
Когда ты накуренный и не помнишь, как выключается кран
[ 1/24/18 ] ⛄ My free day is Wednesday, so today my roommate, some of her friends, and I are going to the mall
Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America?
“You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?”
$34,000 a year, no college needed?
God forbid you take an honest job $7,000 above Michigan’s average cost of living line.
“You don’t wanna be a ditch digger.”
Bitch, I was making $15 an hour, post tax, doing exactly that, the fuck is wrong with it? (Other than it was physically exhausting.)
We need to help America, as a whole, understand that college is not, and should not be he only option, and that there is NO SHAME in trade school or even getting a career right out of high school.
I, personally, know plumbers making $80,000+ a year. Better than most 4 year degree workers.
We need plumbers, janitors, truck-drivers, garbage collectors, machinists, to keep this nation running smoothly. And they deserve respect for what they do.
Miss me with your classist bullshit.
“You cannot demand services and then degrade those who provide those services.”
Not sure who said that it but it has always stuck with me because hell it is so true.
Respect.
the a in lgbtqa stands for allstar by smash mouth
where’d you hear that
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME
I need some way to show Rachel that I’m here for her.
excuse me but like podcasts? are so wonderful?
there’s nothing more relaxing than cleaning your room to Wolf 359
nothing better than a little bit of The Penumbra Podcast after a long day
doing dishes to Welcome to Night Vale
folding clothes to ars PARADOXICA
taking a walk and listening to Alice Isn’t Dead (actually then you get mildly creeped out and suspiciously eye every vehicle)
pretending to do homework listening to Wooden Overcoats
crying into the bathtub to The Mysterious Case of Starship Iris
giggling at EOS 10
standing in front of the fridge because you forgot what you were doing when listening to The Bright Sessions
there is nothing. better than podcasts. they are so pure and wholesome and wonderful. they motivate me to do chores. wow. what is better than podcasts? best form of art.
THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!
It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).
BONUS:
Bonus #2
Of course I had to show the best part:
Is this what war is now?
We finally weaponized gay chicken
I told y’all about the time at Adeevka, right?
Tell us a story, Frosty!
I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there are about 400 or so meters away from each other, so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other side can actually hear you.
Up to this point, I’d observed a guy dropping his phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could reliably make people leave the room by asking them “would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked in the ass”, so it’s at this point in the trenches that a flash of inspiration hits me.
In my best Russian (which was utterly broken but “proper” Russian grammar is barbaric caveman-speak anyway) I scream out “next guy that shoots is gay”. And I swear to whatever god exists that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit
thats it, thats the Gay Agenda ™ : world peace
antiweaponized homophobia
Going to an illict TV episode streaming site is like descending into some infernal faery netherworld filled with false doors and conniving tricksters who want to trap you there for eternity, or send to you back to the mortal realm carrying some kind of contagious curse. Every time you agree to something you have to double-check what you’re looking at or where you’re being led since a false path will always open up adjacent to the one you really want to go down. You might very well end up trapped with no way to get out except by making a horrible bargain with a creature eager to wreak havoc back on Earth