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[hiyamatty]

5secondsofashtonxo

Everybody wants me to clean their house. You’re going to have to get in line.

Alright but coming to clean my flat would involve a free trip to Manchester, so...

[hiyamatty]

@Louis_Tomlinson: What's stopping us really? @MattyHealy

@MattyHealy: I imagine kids are what's stopping you. I on the other hand have absolutely no reason not to stay in bed, so.. @Louis_Tomlinson

[hiyamatty]

@Louis_Tomlinson: Wanna stay in bed all day

@MattyHealy: @Louis_Tomlinson Me on a day to day basis.

[hiyamatty]

somebody else - george + matty

[hiyamatty]

bedforddanesrpg

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Matty groaned in annoyance as he moved out of the way, knowing that between himself and the dog - he had absolutely no chance of winning. As soon as George spoke again Matty's eyes lit up, reaching for his best friends bag that he'd put down beside the bed and immediately shuffling through it. It had been weeks since he'd had a hit of what he really wanted, the weed they smoked never giving him the high he craved so desperately. "I'm so in love with you." Matty breathed contently, staring straight into the little zip lock bag in his hand as he spoke. He glanced up at George with a dopey smile, leaning forward to press his lips to the corner of his best friends mouth. "You're alright too, mate." He laughed, shuffling back to lean against the headboard as he eyed off George's skin tight jeans. "C'mon then. You waiting for a bloody invitation?" He asked, wanting nothing more than to be pressed as close to George in the double bed they definitely were not sharing getting higher than they'd ever been before.

[hiyamatty]

bedforddanesrpg

I’m going to straighten your hair in your sleep, alright? I’ll be home right around the same time I’m done doing what you sent me to out to do. That sounded so ominous. Leave him alone, he only has love for me now.

You stay the fuck away from me hair. It took me forever to get the goddamn curls to come back and stay back. Did you get the stuff? Tell me you got the stuff. Piss off mate. You keep this up I'm going to make damn sure Lola has a new daddy.

[hiyamatty]

somebody else - george + matty

Despite his best efforts to stay awake and be ready to jump on George's back the second he made his way through the front door, the combination of good red wine and more than a couple of joints had made it next to impossible. Matty's brow pulled together at the sound of Allen barking excitedly, the singer sitting up in bed and rubbing at his eyes instinctively as George came into sight. A quiet groan slipped past his lips as he dropped back down to lay his head on his pillow, Matty reaching out for George blindly until he felt warm skin press against his own. He tugged harshly, letting his best friend know he had absolutely no intention of getting out of bed just quite yet. A small smile tugged at his lips as the bed dipped in front of him, Matty immediately shuffling forward to rest his head in George's lap. "Hiya. You alright?" He asked, his voice thick with sleep as Allen jumped up onto the bed and started pushing Matty away from George protectively. "Fucking rude."

@bedforddanesrpg

[hiyamatty]

bedforddanesrpg:

Oh get off your high horse, it’s not my fault that some dickhead preyed on poor innocent me and ruined my ability to grow into my own body. I’m fine at football, I’m sure I can work basketball out just as well.

I'm fine at football. You're honestly the cutest person in the world. When are you coming home? Allens been a right mess without you.

[hiyamatty]

bedforddanesrpg

And that’s literally why I never ask you anything, you always have to take the piss. I could have a very successful career in the sports thank you, Matthew.

Mate you can barely walk through an empty arena without tripping your own feet. You wanna add big sports shoes and a bunch of other big men into that equation?

[5secondsofashtonxo]

With springtime right around the corner, I’ve decided to start the spring cleaning. I want to apologize to my neighbors for the really loud music coming from my house and the amount of shit that’s being tossed onto my lawn.

[hiyamatty]

Do you wanna come clean out my place too? Please?

[oliverstanley-deactivated201703]

How mental is it that I start an almost sold out UK tour in a couple days!?? Just to think back to 2009, how a bloke like me can get to the finale of X Factor, lose, and still be a UK pop sensation! But then I remember people still can’t spell my name right…and that even though I did a song with Flo Rida, still never met the man. You may not know me since I’m really not internationally know, but I’m Olly Murs, and it’s lovely to meet cha!

[hiyamatty]

Hold up - you released a song with Flo Rida and never actually met the man? Isn't that the best part of being a big popstar? Meeting other big musicians? Do you feel cheated? I'd feel fucking cheated, mate.

[lea-sarfatixx-deactivated202111]

Is it wrong that even though my second album isn’t even out yet, I’m already planning my third? To be fair, I did the same thing with my first and second albums. I don’t know if it’s my need to keep working, or the fact that I just have too many ideas. I decided I want my third album to be a cover album. I don’t want it to scream ‘Glee’ but I have SO many amazingly talented friends who can sing and I would love to do an album full of covers with them. I already have a list made of song ideas, and a list of people to call and beg to sing with me. Have I mentioned my single for my second album hasn’t even dropped yet? Oh boy.

[hiyamatty]

I don't think there is anything wrong with that at all. The second we finish recording an album my brain is already buzzing with ideas of what we're going to do next. When I get restless and get that urge to record something new despite we've got an album about to drop or has just dropped - we release random individual singles. Maybe you should give that a go? Make an EP in between albums so you never have to actually stop, love.

[bedforddanesrpg-blog]

So we’ve just gotten through all of our post-Brit award interviews, and I’ve gotta say that everyone has really outdone themselves this year. I’ve been asked about a career in basketball eight times, and every time it’s all because I’m tall. Anyway. Hi, I’m George and I suppose I’m like a giraffe or something.

[hiyamatty]

The idea of you trying to play basketball is so painfully ridiculous - I can't.

[hiyamatty]

Ask me what it's like to be part of the Best British Group. I dare you.

@perrierpg

[hiyamatty]

perrierpg

Why isn’t it a home then? You’ve gotta steal your dog back babe, you need him. I cannot stress enough how fucking important dogs are. Hey - we can get into an argument and still have fantastic sex, it might even be better because of it, so don’t go shunning arguments. Are you trying to play the gender norms card with me right now? Seriously? You’re a guy, you can’t do that. But you can buy me a burger after this thing tomorrow night. 

Don't really have a home to be honest and I'm not that bothered by it. I'm thinking of getting another wee dog to be honest, one I can proper make fall in love with me from the second I bring the little bastard home. You can't have fights with me and expect them to end in sex though because I have to win any argument we have - trust me, its a whole thing love. Well it's fucking true, why don't you ask me out? Go on, do it.

[hiyamatty]

perrierpg

Don’t you have a house? That counts for something right? Plus, Allen lives in the city most of the time right? It’s not that tight, mind out of the gutter. But that does sound like a perfect afternoon. So you’re in that place because you’re selling songs because they’re on the pop-charts? Hmm. You always say you fancy me but you only ever wanna hang out at Nick’s, so. Ask me out sometime  and I’ll try to be less of the absolute worst.

Yeah I've got a house but there's a very solid different between a house and a home. He lives with Sam when I'm on tour, and he has shunned me so much lately the little bastard. You're fit and a good lay so I'm going to let this conversation go so we don't get into a proper little debate about it. You want me to ask you on a date? Why don't you ask me on a date? Whatever happened to breaking these bloody gender norm rules?

[hiyamatty]

perrierpg

You alright? Why are you running away from the city? The three dogs? I get to hang out with three dogs? Hope you and him are ready to entertain yourselves because there’s no way I’ll be paying any attention. You are a popstar, but it’s really cute that you think you’re not. You’ve done a charity single now as well - the most popstar someone can be. And what exactly am I trying to do?

There's nothing for me in the city, so. You get to hang out with three overly loving dogs all afternoon until you squeeze that body of yours into what I can only hope is a very tight dress. We did a charity single because we're in a place where we can do stuff like that now, it's not like we - Shut up. You are honest to God the absolute worst. Why do I fancy you?

[hiyamatty]

perrierpg

I would absolutely like that, yeah. I only flew back into town last night and I’ve already remembered exactly why the hell I wanted to go back on tour so badly. Do you reckon Nick will let me play with his dogs loads? You’re a popstar now too, love. Playing the Brits and all - you’ve proper sold out.

Consider it done. I know exactly what you mean, love - you're absolutely not alone on that front. Allen is staying at his while we're at the Brits as well so there's going to be loads of dogs for you to cuddle and hang out with, yep. Watch your mouth, I most certainly am not a fucking popstar. I know what you're doing and it's not gonna work. Nope.