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[hlmeus]

I'm so confused, is it national post your summer dump day? Will, Leno, Matty, Aram... who else? Do they have a gc? Are they all just blindly following Will? Does he run a tight ship with his harem, or what?

[hlmeus]

OK loving the Vancouver content, but I need to hear your theories as to why Matty is there?

[hlmeus]

Literally me right now

[hlmeus]

If you lie and come up with fake sightings of the Wackles you should be exiled from the tag because you cannot be playing with our feeeeliings like this!

Not saying the alleged sightings are fake but I'm preparing for it because all this shit coming out is too gooooood.

Let me show you my hometown and in a couple of weeks you can show me yours before we ride into the California sunset together.

[hlmeus]

Here is my theory: Mack will go to Boston in about 3 weeks, spend like a week there training with Will. Then they will head to San Jose together straight from Boston to move into their new place and get settled before training camp starts in September. Colleen and Grace will ofc be there to help these poor men decorate their apartment so it doesn’t look like a frat house.

[hlmeus]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/4

Fandom: Men's Hockey RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Macklin Celebrini/Will Smith (b. 2005) Characters: Macklin Celebrini, Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005), San Jose Sharks NHL Team Ensemble Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, Angst with a Happy Ending, Getting Together, Sexual Tension, Pining, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, Slow Burn, Jealous Will Smith (Hockey RPF b. 2005) Summary:

During the third week of November, whilst Will is driving them to morning practice, Mack decides to deliver another blow to Will's already bruised heart. “So, do you want to meet Brooke?” Will can feel his stomach drop. Mack has never asked him to meet any girl he's been hooking up with, which can only mean one thing. “Why?” He asks, without taking his eyes off the road. “I mean–you know, I like her a lot.” Mack sounds flustered getting the words out. “She’s my girlfriend.” Will lets out a shaky breath he realizes he's been holding. That's it then.

OR: Mack gets a girlfriend and Will has a lot of feelings about it.

[hlmeus]

I never doubted you Will Smith!

[hlmeus]

Another day, another thought. Today I'm thinking about the post Olympics joint hype edit. I think we all agree that was Will's idea, right? But who made the edit? Do we think Will has the skills to do it himself? Or he got an editor on speed dial?

Anyway, talk about marking his territory. This is my guy, McDavid, fuck right off to Edmonton.

Significant lover. Oh, I'm sure.

[hlmeus]

Thinking about Mack saying he likes wiffle ball. Thinking about Will playing wiffle ball with his buddies last 4th of July. Thinking about Will inviting Mack to the Cape for the 4th this year, mentioning a wiffle ball tournament. Thinking about insanely competitive Macklin Celebrini making it his summer mission to become wiffle ball champion. Just thinking.

[hlmeus]

This is the week we will get a Willmack reunion. I feel it in my bones.

I'll send myself to clown school come Sunday if I'm wrong.

[hlmeus]

What is it with hockey boys and their fuckass caps?

Like, Will has got that Greek god hair going on and most likely the aura of one (I'm thinking Dionysus). Why is he depriving the people of it? Is it because he knows he would be too powerful? Yeah, that's it. Probably wouldn't be able to step outside without being flocked by girls and guys alike. Well, he's already flocked by guys so maybe it's to keep women at a safe distance.

So the the fuckass cap is his protective shield. Step away ladies, he's already been shot by the arrows of Eros. Heracles is waiting for him in the West.

[hlmeus]

Please send me your fav angsty fics!! Preferably with Will POV and I need him to be down baaaad.

[hlmeus]

How did we go from Will and Mack on the Cape to Will and Mack are not real friends in the span of 12 hours, based on ONE picture?!

Kinda sick of this discourse. Have you ever spent time around boys? Like I can only use the guys in my life for reference but it would take some serious fucking shit for them to fall out with their friends. Like some astronomical shit. I highly doubt something has happened between them. And whether you like it or not they have a lot riding on their friendship so they wouldn't throw it away for nothing.

Sometimes I think we give Willmack too much credit. At the end of the day they're just two white hockey bros like the emotional intelligence is probably lacking.

Also, we have absolutely no clue how much they're in contact, but based on what everyone who actually KNOWS them says about their relationship, I think we can relax.

[hlmeus]

smittenseason on AO3, when will you release a new chapter for 'In the end, it's him and I'?

I neeeed it 🙏🏻

[hlmeus]

I choose to believe Mack is on Cape Cod this weekend until I'm proven otherwise.

Not because he gives a shit about it being the 4th of July, but because patriot Will Smith does and we know the Smith’s celebrate on the Cape.

I wouldn't believe it if it wasn't for the fact that Mack was in Toronto the other day, only a short plane ride away. Also, I know he said he'd be in Van for the wc game on the 7th but honestly I take everything coming out of that man's mouth with a grain of salt. He's already been to like two games which he didn't mention in that podcast. Why did he mention that game specifically? Maybe he's trying to throw us off the scent...

No pictures will be posted so we're relying on sightings for confirmation, which feels intrusive but would be oh so delicious...

[hlmeus]

Just putting it into the universe but I don't think Mack calls Rick dada, but rather tata which is dad in Croatian. Seen people use dada in enough fics now so thought I'd put it out there for those who may not know!

[hlmeus]

ONE day until the boys can sign contract extensions. If they sign this year I need them both to sign and for the same amount of years.

* queue birds of a feather by Billie Eilish *

Manifesting 🙏🏻