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[jarvishasthephonebox]

If anyone asks what the true spirit of Eurovision is send them this:

[thatwritererinoriordan]

[urfaveisunfuckable]

loki from marvel is unfuckable!

[pikaglove]

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[blessyourheartlittleone]

What’s your typical day like?

i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day

[mamesmimosmums]

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Audio: Two guinea pigs munching away on broccoli. One of them picks up its broccoli and bonks the other on the head with it, with a cartoon sound effect

[baphonnicula]

i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

[baphonnicula]

they're in love

[venlafaxine-rx]

[banana-frappe]

Remember, kids

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you're absolutely correct it was

[memeclassheroes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dantescandlestick]

nothing but pure king shit in the parton family i see

[mister-brightside]

germany:

i don’t feel hate :)

finland:

P̷̨͖̹̬͊̐̊̎͆Ư̷̜̥̩̺̻̮̺͈͕͐̈́̾̒̆̍͠T̶͍̼̝̅̚ ̵̢̛̞̪̦̬̤͎̣̤̥̥̩̾̄̀͂̃́͛̍͂͑Y̴̢̧̨̟̫̗̰͎̪̤͎̫͆͊ͅÓ̸̡̩̠̣̲̠̗̳̉̒U̴̩̗̣̾̈͊̌̂͝R̵͚̫͕̭̬̬͓̱̝̳̓̐͗̍̽ ̴̪̘͎̲̲͉̻͍̻͔̖͓̿̂̓̋̄̾̈́̋̏̃́͜ͅM̵͖̹̠̪͖͐̄́̐͛͒̒͑͋̇̈́͜ͅI̷̲̬͐D̸͔̟̗͍̗́Ḑ̶̛̠̬̞͈̤̯͔̠̳͍̰̫͙̑̑̏̐̎̆̈́Ḽ̶̨̖̣̺͍̪̣̣̣̎͗̒͛͑͜͝Ë̶̫̯̩͕͇͙̲̠́̀̿̀͗̿͆̕ ̷̯̻̖̽̂̌̄̈́́F̷͙͙̘͕͇́͊̍́́͑͐͛͛̈́͝Î̵̳̲̣̜͋̈́̇̉̿̏̓͂͝N̸̨̡̨̩̩̠̻̖̣̣̦̈G̶̙̱̞͎̰̹̼̲͍̣̘̠̰͒̋ͅE̸͇̩̖̤̜͇̭̩̬͋̋͒̽̃̓ͅͅŖ̶̧̨̤̱̰̲̳̳̪̭̫͓̿̽͐̈́̓̌͌͛S̶̟͍̣͚͓̲̝̞̺̰͖͍͒͗̀̈͘ ̵͍̠̘͉̙͂̑͂͒͝Ǘ̶̲̥̄͐̌̄̾̚P̸̧̨͉̻̭̯̱͉̜̤̤̉͐͐̇̌

[hollowboobtheory]

imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

[hollowboobtheory]

i’m just saying grieg went tf off!

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[headspace-hotel]

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

[starriersaint]

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

[kujoejotaro-deactivated20210703]

the ORIGINAL girlboss/malewife couple is barbie and ken

[horreurscopes]

it is human nature to weave strings of yarn, threads, or fibers together to make cloth and textiles

[horreurscopes]

humans will see a soft cellulose plant material or downy animal coat and say is anyone going to twist that staple fibre in order to make a cohesive thread and then not wait for an answer

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf

[phonsekal-laure-deactivated2023]

Toph doesn't know where the fuck the moon is

[mjalti]

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Sokka: my girlfriend turned into the moon

Toph: what the fuck is the moon

[eboneigh]

As if earth benders can't sense a giant fucking rock that literally affects the tides

[lierdumoa]

I know we're all gay and bad at math but you need proximity to earthbend. Toph can't bend dirt in the Fire Nation while she's standing in the Earth kingdom. What makes you think she can bend dirt on a rock floating in space, where sound can't travel, 30 times as far away the earth is wide.

[kweerkuvira]