Red: *On the phone* Hey mom, do you know my blood type?
Queen of Hearts: Of course, it's O.
Red: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
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@holdingthis-pain
Red: *On the phone* Hey mom, do you know my blood type?
Queen of Hearts: Of course, it's O.
Red: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
Red: *Accidentally hits Chloe in the face*
Red's brain: *trying to decide between "are you okay?" and "I am fucking sorry"*
Red: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
Chloe:
Hook: Stop staring at me like that. Undressing me with your eyes.
Chloe: I’m adding more clothes.
Red: So it appears that when mom said 'fuck the Charmings' she did not mean 'have sexual intercourse with a Charming. Huh. The more you learn
Chad: *pushing a door that says pull*
Red: *filming* Push harder
Uliana: I've brought you here to play a dangerous game
Bridget: *nodding seriously* knife monopoly
Uliana:
Uliana: I was going to torture you for fun but now I'm really curious on how to play knife monopoly
Red: *holding up a puppy* Pleeease? Look how cute she is!
Chloe: But the rules...
Red: Come on, please!
Chloe: Red you can’t just adopt a puppy, the rules!
Red: Look at this beautiful face and tell me again
Chloe: *Looks at Red and blushes* Um, I...
Red: I meant the puppy's face
Chloe: I am trying to have a serious conversation with you!
Red: And I am trying to avoid it!
Charming: Okay, I will add on to your “A” to make “at”.
Cinderella: Oh, good one! I will add on to your “at” to make “rat”.
Chloe: I will add on to your “rat” to make “biostratigraphic”.
Chad: *flips the board over*
Red: Your mom's gay
Chad: No you
Chloe: Come on guys, be a little more mature than that please
Red:
Red: Thou mother art Homossexual
Chad: nay thee
Chloe: I started this semester with straight A's
(Red walks by)
Chloe: Now I am not even straight
Charming: The names Charming but you can call me,
(Sloppily puts on sunglasses and finger guns)
Charming: Anytime.
Bridget: (eating a cinnamon roll)
Ella: cannibalism
Bridget: (confused chewing noises)
Red: Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Chloe: That's not... how the saying goes
Ella: You spent $800 on hair conditioner?
Bridget: YOU DON’T?!
Red: Yes I am homophobic. 100% of my problems come from a gay
Red: Me
Red: And also my mom
(Via text)
Chad: Red, why aren't you responding back?
Red: I can't find my cellphone, I don't remember where I put it. When I find it I will text you
Chad: Ah, ok
(A few hours after, still via text)
Chad: Did you find it yet?
Red: Not yet