In the Glasshearts brainrot

♤ Theo || 21yo || don't take me serious || 100% sapphic ♤

[holdingthis-pain]

Red: *On the phone* Hey mom, do you know my blood type?

Queen of Hearts: Of course, it's O.

Red: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

[holdingthis-pain]

Red: *Accidentally hits Chloe in the face*

Red's brain: *trying to decide between "are you okay?" and "I am fucking sorry"*

Red: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

Chloe:

[holdingthis-pain]

Hook: Stop staring at me like that. Undressing me with your eyes.

Chloe: I’m adding more clothes.

[holdingthis-pain]

Red: So it appears that when mom said 'fuck the Charmings' she did not mean 'have sexual intercourse with a Charming. Huh. The more you learn

[holdingthis-pain]

Chad: *pushing a door that says pull*

Red: *filming* Push harder

[holdingthis-pain]

Uliana: I've brought you here to play a dangerous game

Bridget: *nodding seriously* knife monopoly

Uliana:

Uliana: I was going to torture you for fun but now I'm really curious on how to play knife monopoly

[holdingthis-pain]

Red: *holding up a puppy* Pleeease? Look how cute she is!

Chloe: But the rules...

Red: Come on, please!

Chloe: Red you can’t just adopt a puppy, the rules!

Red: Look at this beautiful face and tell me again

Chloe: *Looks at Red and blushes* Um, I...

Red: I meant the puppy's face

[holdingthis-pain]

Chloe: I am trying to have a serious conversation with you!

Red: And I am trying to avoid it!

[holdingthis-pain]

Charming: Okay, I will add on to your “A” to make “at”.

Cinderella: Oh, good one! I will add on to your “at” to make “rat”.

Chloe: I will add on to your “rat” to make “biostratigraphic”.

Chad: *flips the board over*

[holdingthis-pain]

Red: Your mom's gay

Chad: No you

Chloe: Come on guys, be a little more mature than that please

Red:

Red: Thou mother art Homossexual

Chad: nay thee

[holdingthis-pain]

Chloe: I started this semester with straight A's

(Red walks by)

Chloe: Now I am not even straight

[holdingthis-pain]

Charming: The names Charming but you can call me,

(Sloppily puts on sunglasses and finger guns)

Charming: Anytime.

[holdingthis-pain]

Bridget: (eating a cinnamon roll)

Ella: cannibalism

Bridget: (confused chewing noises)

[holdingthis-pain]

Red: Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Chloe: That's not... how the saying goes

[holdingthis-pain]

Ella: You spent $800 on hair conditioner?

Bridget: YOU DON’T?!

[holdingthis-pain]

Red: Yes I am homophobic. 100% of my problems come from a gay

Red: Me

Red: And also my mom

[holdingthis-pain]

(Via text)

Chad: Red, why aren't you responding back?

Red: I can't find my cellphone, I don't remember where I put it. When I find it I will text you

Chad: Ah, ok

(A few hours after, still via text)

Chad: Did you find it yet?

Red: Not yet