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[homeless-jackass]

“You think I’m a fucking creature?”

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I will NOT answer any NSFW asks, anything bigoted, or anything about me personally. I am ok w/ Miley suggestive stuff 👍 If I think of anything else I will update this ! 🌅

This blog will be (most likely) out of character for all the canon characters . because this is for fun . 🌅

His name is Maxim !! I call him Max because I hate him . Also it’s not a nose bleed it’s a cleft lip, but I’m not sure if it looks the best !! If it doesn’t, and anyone knows how to improve it, pls do tell me ! 🌅

I don’t mind OC x OC or OC x canon, just ask first 🧐 //🌅

Main blog —> @superswanseasucker3000

It’s been a while since I roleplayed, and the last time I did I was like in 5th grade and it was . Not good . So don’t expect anything revolutionary pls !! :)

[music-lover-ninah]

PARTY EVENT!

Small sticky notes were left around the building in slightly poor Russian— most likely Bee’s doing, but he did include small translations at the bottom from German, to broken French, and to English.

“A “Goodbye World” party is happening! Bring drinks, food, and whoever you want! Quitters are visitors.”

The large room had already been decorated— thanks to Host and Bee. There were at least three stacks of nine vinyl records beside a vinyl player, one song already playing.

Drinks— going from soda to alcohol (there was some juice.. just to be safe) neatly arranged on different tables, cups stacked on said tables, and there was a snack table pressed against the wall near a window.

There were chairs at a couple of empty tables, a couch that somehow got in, and four packs of poker cards on one of the tables.

Bee was already pouring himself a drink, pausing a bit before turning around, he simply waved at everyone and gestured for them to come over.

“C’mon! Party’s gonna be boring if you don’t join..”

( @radio-host-taking-calls , you know what to do!)

[radio-host-taking-calls]

*Host found everything they could around town, beverage and decoration wise, even sacrified a personnal stash for the sake of "making friends and kissing satan's ass for this apocalypse".

The room was filled with banderoles and colorful balloons, but the star of the show was the rock music playing in the background : good stuff. Some american music... Wich was kind of rebellious for Russia.

They correctes some of the sticky notes in passive agressive red pen, like a teacher would do.*

- Everyone welcomed. Let's have fun. Chill visitors allowed. Or not. LoL.

*But for good measure, they tried to recruit some other people more directly, either by voice or by sliding them notes, like in school.

Those lucky few were :

- @hymntheotherpunkgirl, @thefemarookie, @thetroublemaker-askblog, @digging-up-ghosts, @carrying-coins, @spiraling-thoughts-and-hope, @flash-in-the-crucible, @lover-boy-ninah, @ask-the-awkward-girl, @asking-the-ex-reporter, @enerjekaguy, @ezekithescavdoc, @red4tee-disbanded-fans-dni, @that-ferris-visitor, @idk-i-forgor , @sug4rfreak (Kitty), @greyorgrayheart, @homeless-jackass, @lungcancer-onitsway , @creepinnothintosee , @neverbelievepropaganda, @necrophagous-salesman , @not-quite-a-hermit , @bugeyed-alarm, @veileddeathcultist-askblog, @asksinsnakeman, @burned-alive and that's all I can think off right now but EVERYONE is welcomed !!! Multiple threads allowed ! Invite people if you'de like ! Multiple characters by person allowed !*

[homeless-jackass]

` A party . . . I haven’t been to one in forever . . . `

🧐🧐🧐🧐<- him right now //🌅

[4ndr3www-1n-dr4ggg]

I don’t mean to sound like an ass or anything but are you a guy or a girl. I’m just a little confused.. To be honest. -(@homeless-jackass)

"What, you want me to swing my tits in a circle?"

He joked, scoffing and pulling his hair back

"I'm a guy, ya douche."

(IM SO SORRY FOR THIS LATE ASS ANSWER BRUH, IVE BEEN IGNORING ASKS)

[homeless-jackass]

` What- No that’s-… Whatever! ` He stammered out, his face turning red. Probably with humiliation.

` My fuckin’ bad. `

[homeless-jackass]

Omfg I haven’t been on this acc in so long . I js “graduated” 8th grade (called a promotion whateva) //🌅

I would love to come back but I get hella bored 😳😳😳 it’s summer so I’ll have more time to do a lotta stuff. //🌅

[wretched-dentist]

I am losing so much motivation to do literally anything 🖕🖕🖕🖕 I am very focused on school and have not been drawing, quite honestly I feel bored every day even when doing things . I know I’m not quitting cuz IM NOT A QUITTER 👍👍🖕🖕👍👍👍 but prolly taking a break or somethin . Also there was an ask I was going to do but I went to see it and it’s gone so I’m very pissed off . BUT spring break is like a day away so hopefully when that time comes I’ll be able to do somethin even if it’s js drawing som art for either Max or the dentist freak . Ok 👍👍👍👍 //🌅

[homeless-jackass]

Making more of Max’s story and wow he is such a shit dude boy get the freak out of here . . . bummy . . //🌅

Half joking . Kinda 🧐🧐🧐 //🌅

[homeless-jackass]

3, 7, 37, 15, 12

[3]: ` Rarely… Well, not anymore really.. Cigarettes don’t sit in my mouth well, it’s just a whole mess. I’d rather have a beer or somethin.. `

[7]: ` Can’t afford any tattoos. Never wanted any regardless. `

[37]: ` uhm….. I wouldn’t just tell… anyone.. weirdo. `

[15]: ` I don’t really watch movies anymore… But there was this one I kinda remember. Forgot the name but it was a movie about this… guy, ‘n he was trying to fish and stuff, couldn’t get anything, but he caught something. I forgot the rest. `

[12]: ` …ehhh.. I got nobody. `

[shelbzxcupcakes]

Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

0: Height 1: Virgin? 2: Shoe size 3: Do you smoke? 4: Do you drink? 5: Do you take drugs? 6: Age you get mistaken for 7: Have tattoos? 8: Want any tattoos? 9: Got any piercings? 10: Want any piercings? 11: Best friend? 12: Relationship status 13: Biggest turn ons 14: Biggest turn offs 15: Favorite movie 16: I’ll love you if 17: Someone you miss 18: Most traumatic experience 19: A fact about your personality 20: What I hate most about myself 21: What I love most about myself 22: What I want to be when I get older 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) 24: My relationship with my parent(s) 25: My idea of a perfect date 26: My biggest pet peeves 27: A description of the girl/boy I like 28: A description of the person I dislike the most 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30: What I hate the most about work/school 31: What your last text message says 32: What words upset me the most 33: What words make me feel the best about myself 34: What I find attractive in women 35: What I find attractive in men 36: Where I would like to live 37: One of my insecurities 38: My childhood career choice 39: My favorite ice cream flavor 40: Who wish I could be 41: Where I want to be right now 42: The last thing I ate 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44: A random fact about anything

[homeless-jackass]

` the weird dentist got invited to some wedding and I didn’t so I’m lacing every consumable within his vicinity with the black plague `

[homeless-jackass]

` I need to stop doing random favors for money. I just convinced somebody’s shitty neighbor that nothing around them is real for a handful of rubles. Half of these are ripped. FUCK `

[homeless-jackass]

"... mr. homeless guy, do you need money? are you suffering from liver failure?"

(the little girl stood infront of him, head tilted to the side.)

"i feel bad... maybe with a few biscuits your alcohol addiction will be cured!"

(a stupid smile was plastered on her face.)

- @how-uneasy-i-feel

` Yeah money is-… wh- no I- my liver is fine.. what’re you talking about?? `

Was this girl being serious?? Surely this was some stupid joke. She was just trying to be funny.

` I don’t have an alcohol addiction! Where are your parents?! Leave me alone kid. `

He scowled.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"huh? you don't have liver failure? OR an alcohol addiction? surely a drug addiction then, i couldn't see any other way you end up like this..."

(her head cocked to the side, seemingly confused. probably the receiver of poorly given stereotypes of homeless people.)

"hey, i'm not gonna just leave you to wallow in your shame! 'bet someone like you needs a snack at least!"

[homeless-jackass]

` I’m not addicted to anything!! God— `

He snapped and shook his head, pinching the bridge of his battered nose. This kid was offering food right? Least he could do is shut up and not act like an addict being confronted.

` yeah yeah, I just need a snack.. `

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"oh, okay. here's a treat or so, hehe."

(she reached into her bag and handed him a few biscuits, including a buttermilk biscuit and a few danish cookies.)

".... what happened to your nose?"

(she asked after a few moments.)

[homeless-jackass]

` Thanks.. `

He took the cookies and held them in his roughened hand. No bag or nothing, but he wasn’t one to complain about food. He complained about a lot, but not food.

` uhm… I ran into a wall, and someone else gave me the bandage.. thing… `

He’d rather lie than tell the truth to this kid.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"oh, that must have hurt... i'm glad someone gave you a bandage though!- aH what happened to your fingers!?... apologies."

(she seemed to have been startled for a moment at the sight of his missing fingers, but recovered fairly quickly.)

[homeless-jackass]

` Someone bit my finger off because I was being annoying. `

Another lie but at least this one was a little more amusing, to himself.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

(her eyes narrow, slightly confused but as well, amused.)

"... you can get your finger bit off for being ANNOYING?... how annoying must you have been?"

[homeless-jackass]

` Oh I was sooo annoying. I kept asking so many questions, and that crazy person just bit my finger off. `

He smirked, as if this “lesson” was anything worth remembering.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"oh, wow... that's real annoying... maybe those biscuits'll keep your mouth busy if you meet that crazy person again!"

(she gave an innocent smile, intentions best.)

[homeless-jackass]

` Yeah an’ you’ve got a whole basket of em. So you’re real safe, huh?? `

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"yep, i am! i also got a dagger!"

(she pulled out a sheathed dagger from her basket before proceeding to do a stabbing gesture.)

[homeless-jackass]

He stared for a moment before sighing and slumping his shoulders. Of course. Of course the little girl had a dagger. Why not.

` yeah that’ll… that’ll do a lot more than some cookies.. `

[homeless-jackass]

"... mr. homeless guy, do you need money? are you suffering from liver failure?"

(the little girl stood infront of him, head tilted to the side.)

"i feel bad... maybe with a few biscuits your alcohol addiction will be cured!"

(a stupid smile was plastered on her face.)

- @how-uneasy-i-feel

` Yeah money is-… wh- no I- my liver is fine.. what’re you talking about?? `

Was this girl being serious?? Surely this was some stupid joke. She was just trying to be funny.

` I don’t have an alcohol addiction! Where are your parents?! Leave me alone kid. `

He scowled.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"huh? you don't have liver failure? OR an alcohol addiction? surely a drug addiction then, i couldn't see any other way you end up like this..."

(her head cocked to the side, seemingly confused. probably the receiver of poorly given stereotypes of homeless people.)

"hey, i'm not gonna just leave you to wallow in your shame! 'bet someone like you needs a snack at least!"

[homeless-jackass]

` I’m not addicted to anything!! God— `

He snapped and shook his head, pinching the bridge of his battered nose. This kid was offering food right? Least he could do is shut up and not act like an addict being confronted.

` yeah yeah, I just need a snack.. `

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"oh, okay. here's a treat or so, hehe."

(she reached into her bag and handed him a few biscuits, including a buttermilk biscuit and a few danish cookies.)

".... what happened to your nose?"

(she asked after a few moments.)

[homeless-jackass]

` Thanks.. `

He took the cookies and held them in his roughened hand. No bag or nothing, but he wasn’t one to complain about food. He complained about a lot, but not food.

` uhm… I ran into a wall, and someone else gave me the bandage.. thing… `

He’d rather lie than tell the truth to this kid.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"oh, that must have hurt... i'm glad someone gave you a bandage though!- aH what happened to your fingers!?... apologies."

(she seemed to have been startled for a moment at the sight of his missing fingers, but recovered fairly quickly.)

[homeless-jackass]

` Someone bit my finger off because I was being annoying. `

Another lie but at least this one was a little more amusing, to himself.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

(her eyes narrow, slightly confused but as well, amused.)

"... you can get your finger bit off for being ANNOYING?... how annoying must you have been?"

[homeless-jackass]

` Oh I was sooo annoying. I kept asking so many questions, and that crazy person just bit my finger off. `

He smirked, as if this “lesson” was anything worth remembering.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"oh, wow... that's real annoying... maybe those biscuits'll keep your mouth busy if you meet that crazy person again!"

(she gave an innocent smile, intentions best.)

[homeless-jackass]

` Yeah an’ you’ve got a whole basket of em. So you’re real safe, huh?? `

[homeless-jackass]

"... mr. homeless guy, do you need money? are you suffering from liver failure?"

(the little girl stood infront of him, head tilted to the side.)

"i feel bad... maybe with a few biscuits your alcohol addiction will be cured!"

(a stupid smile was plastered on her face.)

- @how-uneasy-i-feel

` Yeah money is-… wh- no I- my liver is fine.. what’re you talking about?? `

Was this girl being serious?? Surely this was some stupid joke. She was just trying to be funny.

` I don’t have an alcohol addiction! Where are your parents?! Leave me alone kid. `

He scowled.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"huh? you don't have liver failure? OR an alcohol addiction? surely a drug addiction then, i couldn't see any other way you end up like this..."

(her head cocked to the side, seemingly confused. probably the receiver of poorly given stereotypes of homeless people.)

"hey, i'm not gonna just leave you to wallow in your shame! 'bet someone like you needs a snack at least!"

[homeless-jackass]

` I’m not addicted to anything!! God— `

He snapped and shook his head, pinching the bridge of his battered nose. This kid was offering food right? Least he could do is shut up and not act like an addict being confronted.

` yeah yeah, I just need a snack.. `

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"oh, okay. here's a treat or so, hehe."

(she reached into her bag and handed him a few biscuits, including a buttermilk biscuit and a few danish cookies.)

".... what happened to your nose?"

(she asked after a few moments.)

[homeless-jackass]

` Thanks.. `

He took the cookies and held them in his roughened hand. No bag or nothing, but he wasn’t one to complain about food. He complained about a lot, but not food.

` uhm… I ran into a wall, and someone else gave me the bandage.. thing… `

He’d rather lie than tell the truth to this kid.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"oh, that must have hurt... i'm glad someone gave you a bandage though!- aH what happened to your fingers!?... apologies."

(she seemed to have been startled for a moment at the sight of his missing fingers, but recovered fairly quickly.)

[homeless-jackass]

` Someone bit my finger off because I was being annoying. `

Another lie but at least this one was a little more amusing, to himself.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

(her eyes narrow, slightly confused but as well, amused.)

"... you can get your finger bit off for being ANNOYING?... how annoying must you have been?"

[homeless-jackass]

` Oh I was sooo annoying. I kept asking so many questions, and that crazy person just bit my finger off. `

He smirked, as if this “lesson” was anything worth remembering.

[homeless-jackass]

"... mr. homeless guy, do you need money? are you suffering from liver failure?"

(the little girl stood infront of him, head tilted to the side.)

"i feel bad... maybe with a few biscuits your alcohol addiction will be cured!"

(a stupid smile was plastered on her face.)

- @how-uneasy-i-feel

` Yeah money is-… wh- no I- my liver is fine.. what’re you talking about?? `

Was this girl being serious?? Surely this was some stupid joke. She was just trying to be funny.

` I don’t have an alcohol addiction! Where are your parents?! Leave me alone kid. `

He scowled.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"huh? you don't have liver failure? OR an alcohol addiction? surely a drug addiction then, i couldn't see any other way you end up like this..."

(her head cocked to the side, seemingly confused. probably the receiver of poorly given stereotypes of homeless people.)

"hey, i'm not gonna just leave you to wallow in your shame! 'bet someone like you needs a snack at least!"

[homeless-jackass]

` I’m not addicted to anything!! God— `

He snapped and shook his head, pinching the bridge of his battered nose. This kid was offering food right? Least he could do is shut up and not act like an addict being confronted.

` yeah yeah, I just need a snack.. `

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"oh, okay. here's a treat or so, hehe."

(she reached into her bag and handed him a few biscuits, including a buttermilk biscuit and a few danish cookies.)

".... what happened to your nose?"

(she asked after a few moments.)

[homeless-jackass]

` Thanks.. `

He took the cookies and held them in his roughened hand. No bag or nothing, but he wasn’t one to complain about food. He complained about a lot, but not food.

` uhm… I ran into a wall, and someone else gave me the bandage.. thing… `

He’d rather lie than tell the truth to this kid.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"oh, that must have hurt... i'm glad someone gave you a bandage though!- aH what happened to your fingers!?... apologies."

(she seemed to have been startled for a moment at the sight of his missing fingers, but recovered fairly quickly.)

[homeless-jackass]

` Someone bit my finger off because I was being annoying. `

Another lie but at least this one was a little more amusing, to himself.

[homeless-jackass]

"... mr. homeless guy, do you need money? are you suffering from liver failure?"

(the little girl stood infront of him, head tilted to the side.)

"i feel bad... maybe with a few biscuits your alcohol addiction will be cured!"

(a stupid smile was plastered on her face.)

- @how-uneasy-i-feel

` Yeah money is-… wh- no I- my liver is fine.. what’re you talking about?? `

Was this girl being serious?? Surely this was some stupid joke. She was just trying to be funny.

` I don’t have an alcohol addiction! Where are your parents?! Leave me alone kid. `

He scowled.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"huh? you don't have liver failure? OR an alcohol addiction? surely a drug addiction then, i couldn't see any other way you end up like this..."

(her head cocked to the side, seemingly confused. probably the receiver of poorly given stereotypes of homeless people.)

"hey, i'm not gonna just leave you to wallow in your shame! 'bet someone like you needs a snack at least!"

[homeless-jackass]

` I’m not addicted to anything!! God— `

He snapped and shook his head, pinching the bridge of his battered nose. This kid was offering food right? Least he could do is shut up and not act like an addict being confronted.

` yeah yeah, I just need a snack.. `

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"oh, okay. here's a treat or so, hehe."

(she reached into her bag and handed him a few biscuits, including a buttermilk biscuit and a few danish cookies.)

".... what happened to your nose?"

(she asked after a few moments.)

[homeless-jackass]

` Thanks.. `

He took the cookies and held them in his roughened hand. No bag or nothing, but he wasn’t one to complain about food. He complained about a lot, but not food.

` uhm… I ran into a wall, and someone else gave me the bandage.. thing… `

He’d rather lie than tell the truth to this kid.

[homeless-jackass]

"... mr. homeless guy, do you need money? are you suffering from liver failure?"

(the little girl stood infront of him, head tilted to the side.)

"i feel bad... maybe with a few biscuits your alcohol addiction will be cured!"

(a stupid smile was plastered on her face.)

- @how-uneasy-i-feel

` Yeah money is-… wh- no I- my liver is fine.. what’re you talking about?? `

Was this girl being serious?? Surely this was some stupid joke. She was just trying to be funny.

` I don’t have an alcohol addiction! Where are your parents?! Leave me alone kid. `

He scowled.

[how-uneasy-i-feel]

"huh? you don't have liver failure? OR an alcohol addiction? surely a drug addiction then, i couldn't see any other way you end up like this..."

(her head cocked to the side, seemingly confused. probably the receiver of poorly given stereotypes of homeless people.)

"hey, i'm not gonna just leave you to wallow in your shame! 'bet someone like you needs a snack at least!"

[homeless-jackass]

` I’m not addicted to anything!! God— `

He snapped and shook his head, pinching the bridge of his battered nose. This kid was offering food right? Least he could do is shut up and not act like an addict being confronted.

` yeah yeah, I just need a snack.. `

[wretched-dentist]

“My teeth are naturally perfect!”

((NINAH oc roleplay blog))

🩺[ I can always be clean, even in such dire situations. ]🩺

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Anything else will be added later

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Boundaries + info r on @homeless-jackass cuz it’s my OTHER OC !!!!! AAAGGHHHH

Dentist has no name atm ! Because I am neutral about him . 🌅

OC x OC or OC x Canon is good w/ me, js ask first 🧐 🌅

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[homeless-jackass]

He’s real now but it won’t let me tag the BLOG ON MY INTRO POOOSSTTTTT 😡😡😡😡🔥🔥😡💯🔥😡💯😡🔥😡💯😡🔥😡🔥😡😡😡😡 //🌅