Creepin Up on the Trial

[homer-jones]

“What’s a Clyde Without His Bonnie?” (Miley’s Funeral)

Homer stood grave side of his only daughter’s resting place he balled and it was loud and it hurt his whole Body. It was small and quiet but Damon and Axel were there. “She was my baby.” He cried. “My little girl. She deserved better. so much better. I gave her what I could but I ain’t nothin’ so that’s what she got outta life. I’m so sorry baby. and if ya Think I’m happy cause of money it ain’t ya didn’t have no life insurance.” He shook his head. “I know you never felt it baby but you were wanted.” He cried and wanted to hold Axel and went and got him.

A motorcycle pulled up and Ricky walked over with a black rose and laid it on his half sisters grave. He looked down at the grave and back up at all the people there with anger, blame and disappointment. As he walked by he spat in Homers direction And just as soon as he was there he was gone.

[homer-jones]

“Yum,Yum! Pork’n wine.”

[mileyjones-bitch]

Hold Me Daddy

[homer-jones]

Miley took a puff. “I had sex with her too.” ‘She frowned. “It takes a certain kind of person for me to allow myself to feel anything other than hatred for them and Mama Salvatore was one of those who slipped through the gates of hell a little too soon but hey at least when the time comes I’ll have someone I know there waiting for me.”

Homer sighed. “She was a good’n.” He would miss tappin’ that ass. “I’ll be there for ya too baby. But for now you have me in this hell too.” He meant the world. Duh.

[mileyjones-bitch]

Hold Me Daddy

Miley was taking it rough losing @jennifer-jen-salvatore and she hadn’t properly went through the grieving process yet. “She was like a mother to me. I knew her since I was 15.” She tries not to cry. “God it hurts.” she tried to hold it together.

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[homer-jones]

It hurt Homer to see Miley lose another mama. “Baby.” He hands her his smoke. “I’m sorry ya can’t can’t seem to keep a good woman in your life... or a man for that fact. I had sex with her in a mall dressin’ room. so I kinda know your grief. Kinda.”

[mileyjones-bitch]

Revenge Issued

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“And how the hell did you get them to mind their own bizz?” She raised her brow. “Oh cool!” Miley loved the toys. “I’ll take care of them.” She took them and displayed them on her roll away bed. “Fuckin’ cute.” She looks back at her dad. “Our blood…I’m gonna get them back. and I know what you mean about the shit in their pants.” Miley grabbed a lighter. “I need a break from life.” She lit up and got higher than Lana Del Rey.

“Ya don’t. Ya just gotta pull out the big gun’s.” He laughs. “You can have’em if ya want’em. Bernard from the dump gave them to me.” He snickers. “Me too don’t leave out ya Daddy!” He also lit up and got higher than Keith Richards.

[mileyjones-bitch]

Revenge Issued

Miley rushed to her daddy. “Daddy! Dimitri Carter has stuck his nose in a place it doesn’t belong. He’s interfered with my personal life. What happens behind these closed doors isn’t anyone’s biz!” Miley was furious. “And. And he took the boys away from me and Tate.”  Miley shook her head thinking of a way to get revenge, but not just on Dimitri- but Kamon as well. “This shit ain’t sittin’ right with me.” @homer-jones

[homer-jones]

“Damned it! I hate outsiders! Been dealin’ with’em my whole life!” They made homer lose his job as police chief, “And I just got the boy’s these cool new south park toys! Well get our boy’s back Mi Mi. Daddy won’t let them take our blood.” He thought. “This shit is about to be in their Pant’s if you get me.” Homer was ready to brawl.

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“You don’t think I know that by now!? I’m looking for Woody’s shit….he still lives here right?” She rolls her eyes at him. “Stop with the damn hick names!”

“I’d hoped you would.” He just looked at her. “Woody? What the hell you wantin’ his stuff for? you startin’ with the youngin’s again?” Homer asked remembering Dimitri when he was 14 and Jane was 20 and she was a creeper.

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“Who gives a fuck about them, Homo.” She shouts. “So funny, that’s what I liked about you when I decided to share my body with your dirty cock. Cheating hobo.” She starts going through his belongings.

“Hey’O What are ya doing there? I ain’t got shit, but the shit I do got ain’t urs to go through, Loony Burger Betty.” He said stepping in front of her.

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“Happiness is a state of mind I wasn’t born with…so did I get it from you or mom?” She kinda jokes around. “I think parts of my soul are numb. I just hope the boys don’t feel this way ever. please tell me it’s not unibrow genetics.”

Homer smiles slightly and shakes his head. “Even when ya were a little baby I could see you smile, but I knew ya weren’t happy. Ya can’t lie with eyes like that.” He smiled. “Ya know I was going to say your mother, but I think I just asked my self the same question I asked you and I think I’m as happy as I can get and that’s okay with me it’s not that somethin’ missin’ it’s just that this is me.” He nods. “And your mama was just a selfish nervous wreck that didn’t know how’da be happy.” He shrugs. “Give or take it was both of us.” He grins. “I hope’ta god it’s not and then if they got Uni’s on top of that.” He shivers. “Yikes. then they got a reason to be like that.” He jokes.

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“Fuck it is such a kewl name.”  she laughs. “Did she now..” Miley bit her lip thinking about her coming around her dad again. “Just…just stay clear of her.. no doubt she wants something from you.”

“Kewl name for a kewl Cat.” He smiled at Hamilton. Homer nods. “Of no doubt.” Homer sighs and looks around. “So... are ya happy baby?” He spoke not to his daughters baby, but to his daughter.

[homer-jones]

“I just totaled my husbands car, oops.” She stumbles on in. “Running away has never been such a stupid idea-kidding. you’re old….” Jane looked around Homer’s trailer.

“Hope the other people are alright.” He chuckles to himself. “Good because it ain’t urs.” He shuts the door behind her. “I’m as old as you btw.” He grabs his beer turning it up drinking it. “So ur runnin’ away from chocolate bunny boy?” He laughs. “Bout time.

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“Daddy! i like it! Hamilton. Hamilton Boone Jones Carter. That’s it!” She hugs him. “You need to find a better place to stay..you need to get back out into the world and find you a decent place…I’m worried bout you here.”

“Awe little boone boney! Hamilton! I love it Mi mi!” He hugs her back. “I knows it baby.” He shakes his head. “Janie came out and seen me at bout 2 AM just to tell me she hated my trailer. What about that. oh yeah and she totaled her husbands car or somethin’” It made homer happy to know someone cared enough to worry about him and even better that it was his baby. “I’ma tryin’ to find somethin’ but it ain’t lookin’ up.

[homer-jones]

“So I take it you’re happy to be a grampy for the 2nd time. I don’t know his name yet, we left before he got put in the system haha.”

“Passed happy, I’m Pappy!” He chuckles at his grandbaby. “He’ll thank ya for that one of these days if he does somethin’ bad.” He cackles. “I kinda think he looks like a Hammie?” Homer shrugs.

[amelia-jane-reid]

[homer-jones]

“I’ve been better, but it looks like God just blessed me with some entertainment. Come on in.” He opened the door for her.

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@mileyjones-bitch

“Awe I love muh new grandbaby.

[mileyjones-bitch]

New Identity

[homer-jones]

Her dad was flattering her and she felt good about herself. “Thanks!” she watched him tell her this. “Daddy.” She cried. Miley had never truly felt loved by her parents before but now that they are on the run together she felt they have grown closer. “I love you too!”

Homer had made many mistakes in his life but Miley wasn’t one of them and the mistakes that he regretted most was the one of letting her down. Homer began to cry not being able to hold it back seeing his baby cry he hugged her. “My Miley.” He says holding her tight.

[mileyjones-bitch]

New Identity

[homer-jones]

Miley looked at him. “Do I look like a basic bitch? I mean look at my hair.” Miley thought. “That’t it daddy! You helped name me after all Mi Mi we can compound that and call me are you ready…Mimi! Yas bitch!” She loved it.

“No, not the Basic part.” He smiled. “Yas! You are My my Mimi!” He was happy he had been so useful to her and was glad he went with her. “Baby I-I have to tell ya I love it I just love you.”