artisanal dick trader

apathetically male - dni unless you're a werewolf and / or metal dad

[recreationaldivorce]

"pc master race" "i believe in [character] supremacy" you cant be talking like that white nerd baby.

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finally some good fucking news

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little pro ho tip, don't preemptively apologize for your body if you send someone (consensually sent!) nudes

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[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[coquelicoq]

one of these days i am going to get herman melville's name right on the first try. i am going to say "herman", and then i'm going to say "melville", and i'm not going to have to stop myself in the middle of "merman hellville" and start over. not today, though. but hopefully soon. maybe tomorrow.

[coquelicoq]

It Has Been 0 Days Since the Last Merman Hellville Incident

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[ID: #ethel merman's roller derby name]

thank you @droughtofapathy for my favorite tag on this post to date

[homosozialismus]

not to get to much into the weeds about the opium wars but the whole "stop or we won't sell you rhubarb" thing is, objectively, very funny

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

i think if you're going to complain about "problematic queer representation" in media you have to clarify what type of problematic you're talking about. is the bisexual character implied to be only "doing it for attention" or perpetuating homophobic stereotypes? yeah, you have a point, that's not great. is the lesbian "problematic" because she eats people? oh no that's fine, lesbians are allowed to do that if they want

[homosozialismus]

good news finally made it to the halsin sex scene in my second attempt to play BG3

yes i asked him to turn back into a bear, duh

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

would gay sex fix them?

buffy summers & faith lehane (buffy the vampire slayer)

yes

it would make things worse

gay sex DID fix them

gay sex is the PROBLEM

Voting ended onJun 26, 2024

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david gaider stop tweeting challenge

[sexhaver]

imagine we finally undeniably make contact with aliens, like they land on the white house lawn and walk out of their spaceship in front of news cameras and thousands of people, but they all look slightly uneasy as they get their first proper look at humans in the flesh. one of them starts saying something that sounds like "nänga hūlu?" before the alien next to them shoots them a glare and shushes them. everything goes fine after that, they meet the president and solve world hunger and cure cancer, whatever.

a decade later you're on the first cultural exchange mission back to their home planet. they land you in a field so you can get an appreciation for the local wildlife and you're taking it all in with childlike wonder: the bright purple "grass", the "trees" resembling fungi... suddenly you notice an animal emerge from the forest that looks like a cross between a bison and a sea slug. you ask your alien tour guide what it's called. they look extremely nervous and use their translator to say "well in our tongue we would call it a 'nänga', but it's actually extremely dangerous and you shouldn't be that close to it," and they start trying to escort you away and divert your attention. but before they can, the nänga rolls over to reveal what is unmistakeably its genitals, and they look exactly like a scaled-down human, down to the fingers and toes

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the worst part about the new dragon age release is that we must have the everyone's pan/playersexual vs. genderlocked romance discourse again

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honestly i kinda hope solas just gets killed like half an hour into the game by the ~MYSTERIOUS FADE FIGURES~ with like, a backhandedtentacled swipe, that'd be so fucking funny

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somehow i'm not surprised tumblr is reacting more positively to the da tv trailer