[hooksem-blog]

“Let... the kid... make the goddamn snowman...”

[startersofroleplay]

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

[aspearbarry]

places a hand on barry's shoulder. so the kid's name was 'barry', huh.. "--i'll barry you alive, boy."

That hand felt way too big.

And way too familiar.

If you see a ghost, that’s Barry’s soul forcefully expelling itself from his body. Please tell it to come home.

[books-n-quotes]

Better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for some.

Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale (via loosedhope)

[hooksem-blog]

4. Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?

Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?

yes and no.

in the lead-up to the omnium incident, he once witnessed a family--children and all--being forcibly dragged out of their home to make way for a destruction crew so they could finish demolishing the rest of the homes in a neighbourhood.

he didn’t need to ask if the land would be going to the omnics when it was cleared out, and he planned on going through with the retaliation anyway, but if he had possessed any doubts, they were erased when one of the soldiers ‘escorting’ the family away slammed the end of their gun into the back of a little girl’s head.

he hasn’t ever really thought of himself as a ‘good guy’, but even he has standards enough to know that what he witness was unnecessary and cruel.

while he wasn’t necessarily changed fundamentally in a massive way, it did strengthen his resolve.

he hasn’t told anyone.

[i-see-light-blog]

Character Development Questions: Hard Mode

Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?

Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?

On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?

Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?

Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target?

Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?

Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing?

In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

Does your character remember names or faces easier?

Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?

Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?

Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?

What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

What does your character like in other people?

What does your character dislike in other people?

How quick is your character to trust someone else?

How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?

How does your character behave around children?

How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?

What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable.

In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?

How does your character behave around people they like?

How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?

Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?

How does your character treat people in service jobs?

Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them?

Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?

How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

[gluttonysuggestions]

Insides burning again. I am blameless. I am blameless and this is a holy fire.

I have done nothing wrong.

[hooksem-blog]

ASHE. ♤ 

Hearing that the goddamn crazy basketcase was the boss made Ashe’s smile grow wider, but she refrained from commenting on the thing; she was reckless, indeed, but she knew what fight she could pick. A giant Australian beau that went around and about with a giant hook strapped to his belt? She didn’t want to chip a tooth or somethin’, if ya know what she meant.

“Oh, come on Captain, you think that with a face like this I could end up screwin’ ya and ya partner? I am a woman of mah word. Folks go around sayin’ that we thieves have no morals or honor but they sure have not met one. Or at least, me.”

“How long till I can get mah answer? Matter’s pretty pressin’, ya know, the gang an’ I gotta fix to move in a couple of days… but I really hope ya and the Rat gonna join us. Everyone could use a helpin’ hand sometimes, ay?”

he scoffs, a small toss of his head following at her claims that she wouldn't betray them. he can't help but to notice how sure of herself she seems. (unfortunately, the same could be said for those that had gone back on their word after dealing with the junkers. said people are all dead now, strung up and spattered on the ground alike, but. semantics.)

"yeah, yeah. i hear you." he grumbles, unsure of how to respond to being called 'captain'. is that more american slang? for fuck's sake... "can't blame me for wondering, though."

surely someone as experienced with their line of work like ashe is would understand. or not. he doesn't really care.

"...i just gave you your answer. did you not hear me?"

that prompts him to raise his hand from his hook and instead use it to nudge his mask up--not far, just enough so that it settles on his nose, leaving his mouth free.

"already talked to him, lady. those were his conditions. long as you stick to them--we’re in.”

[hooksem-blog]

ASHE. ♤ 

“Jeez… whoppin’! Like huge, fantastic, ya feel me? Spectacular, sorta, I guess.”

Ashe gave Roadhog a tight-lipped smile, not a particularly friendly one, but not an antagonist one either. She wasn’t the biggest fan of messy work, but if explosions was the way that crazy Aussie pair made their way into one of the most advanced security system on the planet (second only, probably, to Volskaya Industries), then hell yeah, she was in for that ride.

“So, about that thing I’ve talked you about, ya know, that work in Delaware… you and the Rat in? Fifty fifty. I am not a lousy partner.”

there's a vague desire within him to ask her how she'd expect him to be familiar with american slang, but he bites that back in favour of allowing an amused huff to escape him, one of his hands absentmindedly reaching for his hook.

he doesn't raise it, but his fingers drum along its surface, his expression (not that she could see it) a thoughtful one.

"...ka pai."

ashe's expression doesn't bother him in the slightest; he gets worse, much more scathing looks from his partner on a daily basis. (hog would argue that it's simply how jamie's face looks by default, but the last time he said such a thing, he got a glitter-bomb-infused pachimari thrown at him. not painful, but extremely annoying.)

"had to talk to rat about it." he grumbles, "he's the boss."

which isn't to say that he doesn't have his own fair say in what they do--but it's easier to keep rat happy (and quiet(er)) if there's the illusion of all power going directly to him.

"long as you don’t try to fuck us over... we’re in.”

[cykelops]

overwatch men u dont gotta squint to find attractive

- doomfist

- zenyatta on account of him being a robot

- genji if his helmet on

- soldier 24 reaper

That’s it. That’s that. I said what i said

[babybelieverkid]

*reaper in general

[cykelops]

sometimes he looks like a thumb lets keep it real

[gigglefitjunkrat]

ROADHOG FUCKING SMOKES EVERYONE ON THIS LIST

[magdove]

1920′s gangster Roadhog complete with an icehook

[bearie]

cats b like… i have triangles for ears and i like to touch things with my teeth

[vinodiriso]

@hooksem ♡‘ed for a starter !! 

ASHE. ♤ 

“Honestly can’t believe a pair like you and the Rat has managed to rob Banco de Dorado on ya own.”

Not that Ashe didn’t have impressive stunts to her curriculum, quite some spectacular scores she has carried out in the past, but going that close to LumériCo and getting away with their own skin? Yeah, that was fascinating to the Deadlock gang leader.

“Seen some of the footage and that was quite the escape… not a clean job, o’ course, but still… whopping.”

[hooksem-blog]

“...good.” is initially all he gives as a reply, perfectly content to otherwise remain silent as he wonders whether or not the compliment(?) was a backhanded one.

in the end, he decides he doesn’t care.

“destruction is our specialty; cleanliness is pointless to us.”

and then there’s another pause, with him pondering what.. whatever she had just said must mean. these young people and their slang...

“’whopping’? ...explain.”

[hooksem-blog]

deep thoughts w/ @cooksem

[hooksem-blog]

“...i wonder if anyone thought i was dead.” a laugh, dry and humourless. ‘the world can’t rid itself of me that easily.”

[kyaaatsu]

To be fair, I’m the one who’s changing

[hraustr-a-deactivated20180612]

‘how do i interact with you’

write me a starter. send me an ask. punch me in the fucking face i don’t care just write with me