How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Hi. My name is Zul and I'm a chocolate junkie. Follow me for shitloads of reblogged humorous posts

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[niknak79]

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[pleasepongo]

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CHILDHOOD.

[misskaelovesyou-deactivated2012]

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“What a waste of a tree”

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[koeurdugarcon]

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LOOL

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and i would maintain my cool image of not attempting to run and catch the bus

[afeastforhos-deactivated2014052]

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Ugh hated when that happened

[pink-deel-dohs]

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So fucking annoying -.-

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whenever the one in front of me did that, i would pull his hands and press it down

[tolivetoeatandlove]

Studying 5 minutes before a test

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[sheamnessy-deactivated20150302]

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR TEACHER IS HAVING AN EYE CONTACT WITH YOU.

[hookyhook-blog]

STARE AWAY..

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[archmaniac]

That awkward moment when you can't express yourself with words, so you just use hand motions:

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[ratchetxgourmet]

No matter how much I sleep I'm always tired.

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