Horizon Explorer

[pachipachisakana]

Under the Sea

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bottommemes]

weaponized bottoming

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

What the literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean?

[bottommemes]

ill show you

[aflo]

[twistedsea]

May I offer you some beauyasha’s sketches in these trying times?

[spirit-tracks]

The Link Cycle in the zelda timeline is like the physical manifestation of hylia punching in 23 what's new pussycats into the jukebox of hyrule

[spirit-tracks]

Ganon doesn't realize the Links have died and reincarnated he just thinks "huhh hylians live a lot longer than I remember"

[spirit-tracks]

The era without a hero is the one it's not unusual. For years scientists have wondered if you can get giant monsters to cry tears of joy by not going toe to toe with a twink in green and the answer is yes.

And then the era fades to black.

It's dead quiet.

...

BWA-BWA

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT

[fiona-applebottomjeans]

honey, are you okay? you’ve barely touched your twilight water

[youlovetoseeit]

Unrealistic

[marshmalleaux-queen]

[notkatniss]

this is genuinely the funniest moment in all of Star Wars not out of comedy but nothing will make me scream laugh like this

[notkatniss]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[-circa]

[pdlcomics]

Dr. Mountainson’s Folly

[spoiledchestnut]

Alien: You shouldn’t eat that.

Human: What?

Alien: That thing. Don’t you know it’s extremely acidic? Enough to cause eventual deterioration of your flesh?

Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple.

[hornygold]

Alien: But that thing contains bromelain, it’ll destroy your body’s proteins!

Human: Not if I digest the bromelain first.

Alien: Humans are insane!

[crazy-pages]

“Not if I digest it first” is an official human motto, in close competition with “not if I pet it first”.

[airahvee]

Mystery’s over guys. Everyone go home.

[beecil]

Day 31 - All-Time Favorite

No explanation needed, really~ The Roselia line is always gonna be my favorite!

[animepopheart]

★ 【Ekita玄】 「 デジモン01~04 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

[4threset]

[medakakurokami]

[shutyourmoustache]

Picture me, a puckish satyr gamboling thru a field on this shit.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

YOU CAN DO VIBRATO ON A PAN FLUTE!!

[hacash]

This video made my 72 year old mother genuinely consider getting Tiktok.