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( =^..^= ) ~ “ uh, no—you got it wrong. i’m a ten and you’re a negative number. shoo, please! ”
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@hosanjo
If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.
( =^..^= ) ~ “ uh, no—you got it wrong. i’m a ten and you’re a negative number. shoo, please! ”
warriorsofhan:
“I saw a group of poachers nearby our place, They were after our animals led by some person from the north!” Dong Tuna appeared as he informed to the Great King regarding a group of animal hunters during his scouting duty.
“No kidding, They reached us just like that?!” Meng Huo wasn’t sure about how they made it, but it was because of their poor defense borders. “Get the others, we’re dealing with those northeners..” He demands to summon those were present after Dong Tuna fled away to gather.
“So much for peaceful chats, these guys are going down!” He wields his stele as his animals were running away from the poachers.
( =^..^= ) ~ her eyes jumped to the nanman officer that had arrived, widening in angry shock as he reported about the nearby poachers. “ grrrr! how dare— ” she cried furiously, hands balling into fists at her side. why couldn’t people just leave these animals alone? as the officer ran away, she wasted no time retrieving her spinner from its place on her belt, the metal shining sleekly in the sun. she gave it a good test swing off to the side, rolling the blades through the ground like a yoyo, before turning to the king at her side with determination.
“ let me help you deal with them, alright? ” her eyes glinted maliciously. “ lead the way! i’m ready to kick some poacher butt! ”
osilentphoenix:
He had no idea what was going on, honestly. Cao Pi finally had time to himself, yet felt uncomfortable just sitting around doing nothing. Instead of lounging in his chambers, he opted to contemplate on personal matters while he walked the halls of the palace. It was astounding how the servants managed to not get lost in the sea of corridors – even he found himself wondering if he was going the right way at times.
His idea of contemplation turned into simply spacing out as he walked, up until he started to hear loud noises. Running, bumping into things – how odd. None of his younger siblings would behave so crudely. So who–?
Hearing the yelp and the shatter of pottery, his eyes narrowed and he decided to personally investigate. He would not tolerate someone making a mess of his home. But … at the very least, he could appreciate having something to do other than, well, nothing. As he approached, he could swear he heard someone speak, however it was distant. It sounded like… a woman? Why was a woman running around causing such a mess?
When he reached the scene of the crime, there was no one in sight. Placing a hand on his hip and raising a brow, he looked at the broken vase and then around. Well, the culprit could not have gone far, but that became less of a concern.
“What a pain,” he sighed and shook his head. He’d have to get a servant to clean that up as soon as possible, lest someone steps on it. His icy gaze shifted ahead of him, and he bit the inside of his cheek in thought. Would deception work here? Admittedly, his curiosity was piqued – he badly wanted to know who was behind it.
“I know you’re still here. Don’t make this more of a nuisance than it already is,” he said sternly; he actually did not know if she was still around or if she hauled ass out of here, but it didn’t hurt to bluff.
( =^..^= ) ~ her entire body numbed at the man’s voice resonating from other end of the hall. no doubt he was trying to draw her from her hiding place—but did he know where she was? would he truly come and find her if she didn’t move? the scratch on her ear stung, but she dared not move to touch it; she pressed her back harder against the wall as though she would fuse with it. she quietly inched along the side. conscious of her tense breaths, simply trying to diminish her presence as much as possible and move away from the corridor that her discoverer no doubt waited in, making her stealthy escape.
mew!
her head whipped to the side, the beads of her hair gently clacking with the movement. “ oh, now you want to come to me, ” she grumbled under her breath as the tabby returned, sauntering over to the girl without a care in the world. with a quick glance in the other direction—she feared that whoever had discovered her would appear at any second—she peeled herself from the wall, creeping over to the cat as it stopped a few paces away from her. “ heeere, kitty kitty, ” sanniang quietly cooed, and to her great relief it stepped forth, rubbing its head against her ankle. releasing a sigh, she crouched to its level and scratched behind its ears, eyes looking behind her in apprehension. “ we gotta go, okay? i think we’ve caused enough trouble here. let’s play somewhere else! ”
as her hands wrapped around the cat’s slender body, however, it bolted out of her grasp, her fingers unable to grasp its slippery fur. “ hey! ” she whispered loudly, starting after it but skidding to a halt when it disappeared down the hall they came from. it was going towards the stranger! her hands flew to her mouth, shocked and unable to decide what to do. what if the man hurt her feline friend? but what would he do to her if she revealed herself? to make things worse, she thought she could hear someone else coming from the other end of the hallway, and didn’t know which person she’d rather take her chances against. dammit, she should have brought her weapon!
@osilentphoenix
( =^..^= ) ~ “ hey, come baaack! ” sanniang cried, chasing after a grey-white tabby scampering down the hallway. its lithe body bounded silently, the bold colors of its fur in stark contrast with the deep blue carpet. though she heard herself make audible thumps as her boots connected with the floor, she had no regard for the noise she was making—her priority was catching her cat companion!
with matching dexterity, the girl followed the animal quite closely, rounding corners and praying she wouldn’t run into a guard on patrol every time she entered a new corridor. at least she had broken into the less populated part of the wei palace; otherwise, she would have surely been found by now, what with the ruckus she was causing. a tricky misstep made her fall forward, but she transitioned easily into running on all fours, riding on her momentum to scurry after her feline friend. as the cat neared the end of the hall, which split into two new passageways on either side, it ducked underneath the table leaning against the wall, crumpling its body in between the legs.
sanniang wasted neither time nor opportunity. without thinking, she dove forward with her hands outstretched, reaching for the trapped feline. her hands grasped at air, however, as the kitten hurried out from its spot and beelined down one of the corridors; she landed on the ground and slid uncontrollably, face crashing right into the wooden table. with a dangerously loud clatter, the girl yelped as her forehead banged against the furniture, sending a vase she hadn’t noticed above her teetering down to the floor. a sharp crash echoed throughout the halls, and a piece of porcelain lightly grazed the top of her ear.
“ ow!!! humph! ” she grunted indignantly, retrieving her arms from under the table to rub at her forehead. it didn’t occur to her until she stood up, however, that she had just broken one of the wei castle’s vases. with wide, paranoid eyes and perked ears, the girl suddenly detected someone approaching from the opposite end of the hall, and she quickly darted to the side, down the corridor that her cat had disappeared to long ago. “ crap! ” came quietly from her gritted teeth as she turned to a random corner and pressed herself against the wall, shoulders tense as she tried to figure out where the other person was approaching from
well, she reasoned in her head despite the blood pounding in her ears, i guess life wouldn’t be fun if you didn’t take risks...heh!
Things didn’t go exactly as planned, but I’m not dead, so that’s a win.
Percy Jackson (via wnq-movies)
osilentphoenix:
That was a big enough giveaway. Initially, Cao Pi wanted to sigh and reply ‘oh, it’s you’. However, he instead shrugged his shoulders and responded with the most nonchalant tone he could. “Hm… no. Doesn’t ring a bell.”
( =^..^= ) ~ sanniang let out a big “ harrumph! ” and removed her hands from her victim, leaning around his side to reveal her identity. “ it’s meeee!! duh! ” she cried with exasperation, stepping forward in front of the prince. “ i thought you’d be smart enough to guess, but apparently you’re not. silly goose. ”
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warriorsofhan:
“You’re the only northerner who never complained on the weather, i like that. You should aid us on dealing with poachers sometimes and make yourself at home!”
( =^..^= ) ~ an excited gasp escapes her lips. “ what? poachers?! nuh uh, not on my watch! ” she plants a fist on her chest wholeheartedly, chin lifted in determination. “ i’ll be sure to deal with them! they’ll never get their hands on your elephants while i’m around! ”
“Is that my shirt?” >:^(
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( =^..^= ) ~“ you bet it is! and no, you’re not getting it back. ” not without a (playful) fight, anyway. >:3
continued from [ x ] @hosanjo
“What brings you here in my place eh? Some strategist sent you for something?!”
( =^..^= ) ~ “ ew, no! i stay as far away from official business as i can help—i’ll leave that to the professionals! i’m here because i wanna be here; the weather in nanzhong always makes me feel like i’m on vacation! i wish i could be here all the time, like you! ”
"THAT FELINE CAT GIRL AGAIN!!" -Meng Huo
( =^..^= ) ~ “ who, me? ” she gestures to herself with a hand splayed across her chest. “ why hello to you too, king of the elephants! ”
@osilentphoenix | cont. from [ X ]
( =^..^= ) ~ “ oh? but where’s the fun in that? you’ve got to guess, silly. ” she lifts one of her slender fingers, teasingly taps his temple with the pad of it. “ take a stab at it! i’ll give you a hint: meow! ”
I feel numb most of the time, the lower I get the higher I’ll climb — — — && I will wonder why I got dark only to shine.
Independent historical Dynasty Warriors/ROTK OC for Empress Jia Nanfeng, daughter of Jia Chong and Lady Guo Huai.
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