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[deepseawriting]

Triolet - Delirium

Delirious I am, my love

A fortnight since your last touch

Emptying my useless tears on this clove

Delirious I am, my love

Starving, I search for an oasis, a hidden alcove,

Your belief my sins, treating them as a crutch

Delirious I am, my love

A fortnight since your last touch

This is me trying my hand at a poem format called Triolets- which is an old French term for clover leaf. I was definitely going through it when I wrote this a few months ago, but I wanted to finally post it, and what better way to start my new side blog than with a silly poem about a not-so-silent heartbreak that never left my notepad (until now).

[rottengrl1218]

these kpop demon hunters fans on tiktok gmfu. so many of them have clearly never been in a fandom, and they are complaining abt nsfw of 'a kids movie' when the characters are confirmed to all be 18+. i saw somebody tell an artist to 'please leave this fandom' because the posted nsfw with a warning.

PSA, if you dont understand/respect fandom culture, you dont get to dictate it. have respect for creators especially, they are what keeps fandoms going.

[justleaveacommentfest]

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN EVERYONE!! JOIN US FOR A JAUNT AROUND THE COMMENTING WORLD AUGUST 4TH-8TH!!

DETAILS ON EACH DAILY THEME TO FOLLOW! WATCH THIS SPACE

[call-me-chips]

More Renegades memes

Spoilers ahead

[staradical]

oh yeah people..... this is what FAME looks like...

[housepartyfortwo]

MaeRiri Incorrect Quotes

(Aka, I decided to be silly and see what an incorrect quote generator could come up with, and in my opinion it did not disappoint)

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Mary: Riri and I are no longer friends.

Riri: MARY THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Riri: I have feelings for you.

Mary: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Mary: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

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Mary: I love you.

Riri, not paying attention: What was that?

Mary: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Mary: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Riri: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Mary: *angrily presses Riri against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Riri: ...

Riri: Are we about to kiss-

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Mary: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Riri: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Mary: Holy moly-

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Riri: Mary is playing hard to get.

Riri: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Does anybody want a part 2? I still have some really funny ones saved lol

[lyonnerileyauthor]

shocking how much of writing is putting down a sentence and then thinking, "okay, but now a less shitty version of that"

[housepartyfortwo]

Chat, I think the Bet fandom is severely lacking in the Twitter AU/Social Media AU fanfic department, and I think I need to take matters into my own hands (sideyes Bloody Mary, who's staring at me, waiting to be updated)

[housepartyfortwo]

I just saw a bojangles banner for what I thought was sushi as I scrolled through here and I don't think I've ever been so scared by an ad before

[gnome-risovan]

How it’s DONE DONE DONE

It’s Huntrix + Huntrz time! God I love them so much

I decided to give m!Mira leather pants instead of shorts. I didn’t really like his silhouette with those

Also Zoey’s pants are a nightmare! I have no idea what’s going on with them.. so I made up some nonsense

Saja boys + Saja girls version in this post

Also miromabby! Just look at this height difference 👀

[housepartyfortwo]

I've been seeing a lot of people compare Sashannarcy to Polytrix, which I 100% agree with. The similarities are there and I am here for it. But my only twist on this take is that Rumi wouldn't be Anne. I know like by default she kinda has to be since they're both the main characters, but I see Rumi as more Marcy adjacent than anything else.

Think about it - Marcy was obsessed with keeping the girls together. She wanted nothing more than to never leave their side, even if it meant lying to them and hiding parts of herself away. Rumi did the same thing. She was so scared of how Zoey and Mira would react that she hid her half-demon side from them, and it ended up backfiring even harder than anticipated. Marcy and Rumi also both were almost used as a catalyst for the destruction of the world - Marcy was used as a hote for the Core, and Gwi-Ma manipulated Rumi and the other hunters via her, more or less.

I still can totally see Rumi as Anne, but I just honestly see more of Marcy in her than anyone else. (But lowkey Rumi does kinda have Anne's personality, and Zoey has a bit of Marcy's personality, so it can go either way in my head...)

[pidge-spots]

2:40am on a weeknight

My favorite author post a fic with all the right tags under my favorite ship

It’s one chapter

Complete

And nearly 40k words long

I can’t wait to see the sunrise

[dilfhershellayton]

y'all ever get bored but like in an angry way….like you keep picking things up and putting them down bc none of them is The Right Thing and you have like pent up manic energy but absolutely nothing is holding your interest long enough to release it and you’re just >:(

[aleatoryw]

!!! this is understimulation! you need to do something, anything, preferably multiple things at once, to get yourself out of this mood before you can find something that will actually hold your interest. exercise is good for this, but only if you’re playing a podcast or music at the same time. or go for a drive and get food if it gets you out of the house. do not try to do a quiet activity at home. you will not have a miraculous breakthrough and enjoy it. you need to move, be loud, and overwhelm your senses.

[aliceisaperson]

Accurate representation of what happens when I see a mutual in my notifications

[k-0re]

RE8 Lord DLC concept

GONNA EXPAND ON THIS BECAUSE I LOVE THIS IDEA!!!

So basically this is just an idea of how i'd make a DLC about the RE8 lords cuz lets be honest THEY DESERVED ONE. So in my concept, instead of playing as the lords you'd play as one of the people in their lives (whether significant or insignificant) and experience the lords in a different perspective. Some are actual characters in the RE8 lore based off of the files, and some are just ocs i made

[housepartyfortwo]

Guys. GUYS. I just had the craziest thought (if someone else has also thought of this then I'm very sorry). What if.... Wendy is Riri's twin??

You gotta hear me out on this. It makes no sense for Riri and Wendy to be the same person, the timeline for a lot of events revolving them just don't make sense (namely, the house wars. I just can't see Riri being able to change her entire wardrobe and hair AND makeup that quickly). But, what does make sense, is Wendy being Riri's twin. We already know that characters being twins isn't uncommon, especially considering the source material, so what if this whole time, the set of twins that have been seemingly missing from the show, were actually right under our noses??

It just makes a lot of sense in my head. Wendy seems to know practically everything about this school, and sure the things she knows are housepet secrets, but she gets away with too much in my opinion. It could also explain why Riri covers her face. Wendy hides in the shadows, but imagine how difficult it would be to explain that a housepet, especially considering that this is another illegitimate child of Arkadi, is the twin of one of the most powerful people in the school?? Its easier to just make Riri cover her face instead, especially with how often she's seen in public.

I know this theory is a reach, but I actually am obsessed with it and trust, I will be refining this soon enough, because this has SOOOOOOO much potential.

[housepartyfortwo]

Zoey's ringtone for Bobby is definitely Soda Pop, and you can't convince me otherwise (as much as the others hate it, the song is obscenely catchy, and Zoey and Bobby treat it as a little inside joke between them lol)