My Roommate Discovering University

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Yo, I kinda wanna get "they told me I couldn't so I did" tattooed on my ass or something it's such a nice saying.

The Roomate

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And we're back

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Bridgette Mendler does my favourite song.... It's like my summer jam.

The Roommate

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Conversations at 1:00 a.m.

The Roommate: Take a picture of my boobs Me: wtf no R: PLEEAAASSEEE M: WTF NO R: Okay then just a picture of my nipple.... I have a really cute nipple Repeat for 10 minutes.

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But I wanna make out with Pineapple Man.

The (drunk) Roommate

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Don't tell your cousin I'm lactating.

The Roommate

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When I get a boyfriend, we're having sex in Middlesex tower....Get it? Sex in Middlesex?

The Roomate

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What's mine is yours

Me while talking to the Roommate: Blahblahblah..... Wait, is that my hoodie? The Roommate: Oh yeah, it was on the floor.

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Ugh, I'm so funny.

The Roommate

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The Roommate went for dollar beers tonight. I'm guessing she spent about $20.

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If you wanna be my roommate...

,,,I expect that you burst into sporadic, off-key singing interrupted by maniacal laughter on a semi-regular basis. These outbursts are usually followed by an under-the-breath recitation of biology notes. Must also be able to stay up until 2 a.m. watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians or Hockey Wives. Candidates who are mentally well adjusted need not apply. 

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Whoa.....I've never had a mouse run up my back, but that felt like a mouse was running around in my brain.

The Roommate describing her headrush

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The Roommate’s plan for changing the Canadian economy:

“We’re just gonna have to start selling ourselves.”

Keep in mind that this girl did not vote in our federal elections.

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Yo, so, like, every hour can you like, fan me?

Actual request from the Roommate

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I guess phone chargers are a communal room item now.

The Roommate just tried to unplug my phone from MY charger so that she could charge her phone overnight. 

So chill. 

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I'm a special child.

The Roommate

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Oh my God this is so cute - the entire episode is about anal

The Roommate while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians