oliver

My name is Oliver. I am Kurt's twin brother. Feel free to ask me anything; I promise won't touch bite. ♥ I am single and happy. I don't believe in bullying. Bullying is bad. Don't do it! My AIM: raccoonllamas ♥ texts || paras || food || music

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Why do they make swim shorts..

..so damn short. Pretty sure everyone got to see my double 0 and 7.

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wooooo

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Uhm, hi everyone!

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HI DAPPY

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Hey everyone!

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Hi Sammie!

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I got bored.

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You matter.

Burt Hummel

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I'm so bored.

I already did all the stuff for school and I cleaned my room. What am I supposed to do now?

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Bring me a drink :)

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WANT. WANT. WANT.

*hint hint*

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WANT AS WELL

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[Text] No, you can't bring Charles. We can go next weekend?

[text] aww okay just the two of us or with the boyfriend?

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I wonder if Princess Bubblegum suffers through periods.

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Periods of what?

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It’s the time of the month when girls cry through a part of their body that isn’t their eyes. And they cry blood. In preparation for whatever baby they’ll be carrying around later in life. 

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eww what whyyy

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[Text] I want to leave for a while, Ollie. Lets go camping-- or something. I don't know.

[text] oh why? where? can I bring Charles?

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I wonder if Princess Bubblegum suffers through periods.

And if she does, does she bleed blood or some form of candy? Like that jelly that’s in the center of a those of those Valentine’s Day heart candies. 

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Periods of what?

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Aww he’s really cute. And the kittens too. I love kittens! 

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:) he is! you should kittysit.

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Haha too bad…think of something else? But I’m sure they’re precious. Like this one. Is it one of your kittens? How many do you have anyway? :)

I always wanted a pet but my parents don’t like them so…it never happened.

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Nope, that was a random kitten gif.

There are 6. They are 2 months now. And this is my beloved cat Charles who I thought was a fat boy cat until the kittens came.

I found him on the streets :) he was already pregnant

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Haha I know what you mean. I’m a twin as well. I know what it’s like to want to be able to just be someone else. But oh well, at least we’re all individuals. 

How are you doing today?

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My kittens have taken me hostage. Thus I'm not allowed to go out anymore. Unfortunately Principal giffins doesn't take that excuse to miss class :(

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You take right I am Kurt’s brother.

Why, do I look like him?

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A little bit…? 

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Oh drat, and I wanted to try on a new identity too. Shame.

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My name’s Blaine. Nice to meet you. You’re Kurt’s brother I take?

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You take right I am Kurt's brother.

Why, do I look like him?

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Hi there!

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Hey! How are you?

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Okay! I'm Oliver. Who are you?