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Hydrangea's the reader while Snake's the dictionary
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the REAL reason why Pond Dino is learning to speak
Hydrangea's the reader while Snake's the dictionary
it pains me to see people still using the abandoned fandom wikis after the indie wiki launched
go to the indie wiki its up to date its higher quality and its got no annoying bullshit ads that try to steal your data
still seeing people use the deprecated fandom wiki so hi reminder about This
people will look you dead in the eye and say you should stop interacting with a thing you actually really like
ive spoken about this extensively before so i dont want to go too in depth again but yeah this is a really prevalent problem in the cookie run fandom. some people are just so dangerously attached to this franchise that they end up seeing any criticism of it as a criticism of Them, and it leads to them wishing people who make these criticisms would just stop talking about it period.
like i get it Sometimes. ive seen some people who are genuinely so miserable it doesnt actually feel like they like the work, they just like complaining it. as a staunch h*llaverse disliker, this is how i feel with a lot of people who criticize that series. same with some people post-t*dc finale.
but i criticize cookie run because i like it! i want to see it at its best possible version of itself! its not healthy to just accept everything youre fed with no critical thinking either. theres plenty of other works ive stopped enjoying and stopped engaging with. t*dc, for example - i hated the ending so i just dont bother with it anymore. i keep being vocal about cookie run because i like it! thats part of being a fan!!!!!
Pride Characters #20
Snake Fruit Cookie from Cookie Run. They're gender neutral/non binary.
you are a cookie bro
dodge this move
Hydrangea, being on of the most beautiful cookies to exist, gets a lot of letters!
I would like to rant about how Hydrangea's recent dialogue is not only OOC for her, but it pretty much contradicts the previous characterization of her.
First her saying this in such manner to her master contradicts Hydrangea's ongoing trait of being highly devoted to her master, she would die for them if must, so her having her the tone that she speaks towards cookies (esp cookies she doesn't like (like Bellflower)) doesn't match.
"oh but wasnt she mean towards then in the early chapters of the dragon story?" No actually, while her lack of formality can be seen as rude we must take into account how Lotus and Hydrangea are to each other, and as Mala Sauce has put it, they seemed like good friends. Hydrangea and Lotus are so close to each other, and care for each other so much, that formalities just seem like something that's more bothersome, esp for someone like Hydrangea.
and we can further prove that Lotus deeply cares about Hydrangea by just looking at this line alone.
the manner of speech that Hydrangea did in the recent dialogue to Lotus, is something that she would do to cookies she doesn't like (like Purple Yam or Bellflower), but even cookies she is neutral to (like GingerBrave) also catch strays.
"But what if she doesn't take any tragedy seriously?" that can apply to many cookies, But the Lotus Dragon? No she takes it VERY seriously, and a great example of the is the scene where Snake Fruit tells their riddle for her and Alchemist to solve.
You see, when Snake Fruit reveals that their riddle is based off of how Lotus is the remaining flower dragon after Alchemist connects the dots, Hydrangea's mood quickly sours.
To her, Snake Fruit using Lotus's tragedy for a riddle is like joking about someone's trauma of having your whole community killed while you were a soul survivor Her mood is so potent that Snake Fruit doesn't dare speak another word to Alchemist's questions because of her.
Who knows what she would have done, but seeing how she can strike fear into a being eons old that dealt with worse, should tell you just how seriously she take's Lotus's tragedy. And even if we go to say that she may not know the full picture, that alone should tell you that she does not talk things lightly when its Lotus's tragedy which makes the recent dialogue much more disgusting.
the same woman that would die to have Lotus not worry about a thing, the same woman that would town down her mean and cold demeanor when its about Lotus dragon, the same woman that would give Snake Fruit an early shed for even THINKING of doing that riddle, wouldn't say this.
and its even worse when the beginning was very in character for her, because to me, their ways of drinking tea showcases Snake Fruit's and Hydrangea's differences with how they are as characters.
So having to see that dreaded dialogue after a beginning that was fully in character for her, makes me dread her next appearance, because now i fear that devsis is going to flanderize her and town her 3 dimensionality down to just sassy, lazy, mean and dumb servant.
and the last adjective is there because i bet you rainbow cubes that she would at least be aware of why her master suddenly stopped talking mid sentence, let alone know why they did it and checking up on them.
And i don't expect Hydrangea to be dramatic about it, that would be OOC too, i don't expect her sympathy for her master to be dilled up to 11, but i at least expect Hydrangea to be aware and even supportive to her master especially after such graphic descriptions of their trauma.
Over all, now i'm in a situation, where i fear that she would be permanently flanderized, and hearing that it has happened when they invited a kingdom writer doesn't ease me...
(and here's evidence that they weren't there before)
And while at the end of the day, the writers are human, i will not take such sharp dip in quality lightly.
Btw, headcanon-ing characters that uses only they/them or it/its with gendered pronouns is transphobic and rude (nonbinary falls under trans umbrella, anyone can use they/them regardless of their gender identity)
"oh but the dragons are hermaphrodites/ they don't have gender/ they wouldn't care, they're dragons"
Idk bro, if an intersex person decided to be assigned as they/them, would you change that? No ! Duh (TERRIBLE comparison but you get the gist)
Also huge thing about the dragons is that they're their own people with their own feelings, they might not understand certain things but they sure do understand respect
Says a lot about you if you make these headcanons
"Why do you care?"
👁 i hope you don't misgender actual living nonbinary people for the sake of your own comfort
I'lld also like to add that the term hermaphrodite can be used as a derogatory word for intersex folks. Using it in such way towards the dragons not only makes it seem like your degrading their potential intersex rep but also view the dragons as animals ... idk how some see them that way but does are not animals, does are deities
i think the problem here is that cookie run fans dont seem to understand story is not actually enough to carry a game
DONT GET ME WRONG. i am not like those pretentious twitter users who will use terms like 'anti-art' or 'larping' to diminish how people engage with video games. ive had plenty of moments where i engage with a game entirely via someone elses playthrough either because i couldnt or just didnt want to play with the game for a variety of reasons. i dont think theres anything wrong with engaging with games that way, engaging with art is very personal and there is no wrong way to enjoy a video game
but objectively speaking, a video game Depends on the gameplay. you cant have a game without gameplay, thats why that one 'mixtape' game going around is getting so much flak. this is why i think a lot of arguments irt devsis' recent failures being 'just add a story mode to ovensmash!' or 'give toa a better story!' falls flat because these are two games who should not be carried by story, they should be carried by gameplay. hell even witches castle falls into this too because 99% of match 3/candy crush players are Not there for the story
ovensmash cannot be carried by a story if the gameplay is bad or the servers suck because the gameplay IS the fun. the fun of a MOBA is playing the game, cooperating with your teammates to win the match and get as perfect a match as possible. league's lore in-game is usually relegated to side events that arent in the main game itself, or little story blurbs, or even just side games inside the launcher. but its never the game itself. thats a different thing
its the same thing with TOA, most people dont care about the story because its the gameplay that carries it. its trying to do a raid as quickly and efficiently as possible or doing a story mode level as perfectly as possible.
in fact this is true for. most cookie run games? ovenbreak is fun because of the gameplay toa is fun because of the gameplay ovensmash Should be fun because of the gameplay. its really only kingdom and maybe witches castle in which the gameplay takes a backseat, kingdom is justified because kingdoms gameplay sucks ass but witches castle. arguably has a confused identity that i dont want to get into lol
ovensmash has absolutely zero value if all it has going for it is a hypothetical story mode because if all people care about is the story mode its easier to just wait for someone to upload the cutscenes onto youtube and watch them there. if the gameplay itself isnt enough to keep someone coming back To The Game Itself why would story mode do it? just save your phone some space and wait for someone else to do the job for you
hey look i found a single scan of the exact page from the og kingdom artbook that explained how cookies used to give birth to other cookies
yeah man
I bought a hydrangea the other day it seemed to come with a little friend
why are wolfsbane and white peach always let off with a slap on the wrist
this is like the 4th time this has happened
umbra talking about some “my patience is a gift”
master that’s a lot of gifts😭😭😭😭
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Added more stamps for Snake Fruit!!! :D