Moose King

Are you so engulfed with fury that you will travel to the ends of the world to expose me? Don't be so upset about it! https://twitter.com/IconDevco

[icondevco]

Sorry, son. I can't send you to a private school bc somebody was a meanie once

[icondevco]

Wtf?! I haven't done anything to you. I just want my selfie deleted. I'm asking nicely.

No

[vidkid20ssimblrlair]

Selfie Sunday. DO NOT REBLOG. I will murder you with my ninja skills!

[icondevco]

Please remove my selfie post. A porn blog reblogged it and it's liable to happen again with this still up. I would like to delete all traces of it.

I remember you. Still havent grown up after so many years? Guess you’ll forever suffer with your selfie floating around

[icondevco]

Furthermore, that selfie was not very good

[icondevco]

Please remove my selfie post. A porn blog reblogged it and it's liable to happen again with this still up. I would like to delete all traces of it.

I remember you. Still havent grown up after so many years? Guess you'll forever suffer with your selfie floating around

[icondevco]

Hey can please take down the post that you reblogged from me that I tagged as do not reblog and you decided to copy and past it on your post cause I put it as keep reading more? I know you are probably reblogging people that tag things as do not reblog for fun or as a way to upset to people for whatever reason. That post you reblogged is about my abuser and I had to deal with the trauma from that abuse from them and I would appeciate you taking it down. Hope you have a good new year.

That’s pretty much right on the money.

but oh well. What wont kill you makes you stronger amarite?

[icondevco]

saw you scrapped the post, so I thought I’d spread the message of reading @kidgy

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[propitlikeithot]

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

[kateordie]

Wait til you kids hear about Netscape

[dykejacket-deactivated20190107]

Y’know sometimes I wonder if I might be kinda racist due to my upbringing despite my black/Asian heritage but then I remember that my stepdad once told 9 year old me he didn’t want me to date anyone black unless they met his very specific circumstantial requirements (ex 3rd generation college go-er) and then I realize that it’s definitely my upbringing

[vidkid20ssimblrlair]

Selfie Sunday. DO NOT REBLOG. I will murder you with my ninja skills!

[loverholland]

Sometimes I’m afraid that people classify me as fat when I’m really not but this guy that I know literally makes me feel better about myself bc he compliments me and I said that I felt fat bc I weight 125 and he made me feel better bc ik it’s a normal weight but I don’t like the wight idk ??? The biggest problem is that I have a tummy and bigger thighs and ik some people are happy with that but I just want to be toned and not 125

[browsedankmemes]

[penis-hilton]

STOP!! NORMALIZING!!!! PUTTING!!!! KETCHUP!!!! IN!! THE!! FRIDGE!!

[gothjacobs]

SOME? PLEOPLE? PUT? KETCHUP? IN? THE? FRIDGE? TO? COPE????

[bucket-in-a-smaller-bucket-deac]

If you put ketchup in the fridge YOU ARE VALID!!!1!1!1

[gratatata-shalala]

Just following directions, bro.

[icondevco]

can you please take down the post that you reblogged from me that said "do not reblog", thanks.

sure thing

[icondevco]

hey i saw your reblogged my post that said "do not reblog" would you mind taking it down? thank you

sure

[nsmking]

I hated the way these came out, so get them free for CRYENGINE right HERE

[plantpuppy]

Got some REAL BAD HEEBIE JEEBIES RIGHT NOW

First Memorial Day that relatives are posting photos of my brothers in uniform with generic messages like “thank you for your service!” And “we remember those who gave their lives in service and those who continue to serve”

Oh god wow yikes I really hate thinking of my little brothers in this context, “thanks for being willing to die in battle, but just in case it happens we’ll remember you on this holiday”

[icondevco]

Got some REAL BAD HEEBIE JEEBIES RIGHT NOW First Memorial Day that relatives are posting photos of my brothers in uniform with generic messages like “thank you for your service!” And “we remember those who gave their lives in service and those who continue to serve” Oh god wow yikes I really hate thinking of my little brothers in this context, “thanks for being willing to die in battle, but just in case it happens we’ll remember you on this holiday”