afraid of you

🙈🧍‍♂️🥀🤦‍♀️✨

[idontknowbutilikequiche]

tequila tastes better than espresso

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[idontknowbutilikequiche]

is it worth it

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i hold the door open for people bc i can’t enter the room first

[idontknowbutilikequiche]

timothee chalamet so washed he can only get an ad gig as lamine yamal’s cab driver

[idontknowbutilikequiche]

i love when shippers say things that are just blatantly false, like “sunset is the only time the sun and the moon can be seen at the same time 🥹🥹” like?? that’s not true?? do you ever Look Up???

[idontknowbutilikequiche]

are my knuckles really gonna scar forever just bc i oversteamed the milk at work being so violently jealous that my friends are friends with each other

[idontknowbutilikequiche]

well i guess they made out with each other so that explains it

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nobody’s pussy is actually pink, right? only on paper, right? guys?

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if i say we have heavy cream do NOT turn around and translate that as crema evaporada to your buddy. it’s just crema, why’re we making things up right now

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one day when i have a different job i will stop plucking and shaving my eyebrows

[idontknowbutilikequiche]

Why does nobody know that eardrums can grow back?

[transsexualbloodlust]

neopronouns are getting so crazy wtf is 9/11

[idontknowbutilikequiche]

thigh gaps are unethical because the shit particles from the toilet bowl waft into your pussy when you close the lid

[bisexualbunk-deactivated2026050]

sure yaoi is great but in reality men don't deserve happiness

[disgustinggf]

yeah babe we will fuck eventually just let me complete this sudoku level first

[idontknowbutilikequiche]

Thedays cycle so fast but sometimes I wonder how many three minutes can there possibly be in eight minutes

[idontknowbutilikequiche]

How is it that big toenail removal is torture but the pinky one can just rub off?