problematic headcanons

temporarily retired

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i’m going to london please do not attempt to contact me

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my headcanon 29

beel doesn’t chew everything he puts in his mouth it all just gets absorbed like candy floss

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my headcanon 28

there was an old woman that lived in a shoe and that was actually just beel he ate all those animals

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i saw this on tiktok and all i could think was leviathan

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i know this is supposed to be a headcanons account but i am currently enjoying the video star app very much

do you like him do you think he looks sexy ? x

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we did it guys we are 69 days old

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my headcanon 27

beels shits were so huge it got to the point that every toilet in the house of lamentation was clogged and unusable

barbatos was put in charge of solving this problem so he decided to dump all of beels shit in the human world ocean and thats why we have climate change

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my headcanon 26

levi’s balls look something like this:

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me when your mum

me when your mum 

your mum sees

me when

your mum when i 

me when i see your mu

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my headcanon 25

beel once sliced off a large portion of his dingus whilst cooking yet somhow still manages to have the fattest ding dong in the devildom despite the amputation

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my headcanon 24

belphie has never once drunk water in his life 

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it is 3am and i am brainstorming headcanon ideas in the notes app:

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playing obey me leaves you with a general feeling of emptiness and the inability to say the name of one of these without accidentally summoning the demon king

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hello my sexy followers.

it has recently come to my attention that there has been a blog created attempting to rival me, @iloveyourfaves, and not going to lie, the attention is making me rather horny

anyway i would like to make you all aware that not only will i be continuing to make headcanons about our boys, but i will also be making them about the owner of this blog :)

hope everyone is having a great week, i will post my ‘mc and mammon accidentally kill luke on games night’ fanfiction some time in the next few days. i love you all dearly. x

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i love opening my drafts and seeing this beautiful work of fiction staring back at me

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my headcanon 23

leviathan voted for the glow squid.