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[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[arkantolas]

i got to watch this post grow it was great

[maewingit]

I tweeted this during the stream, but I wanted to put it here too!

[prompto-protection-agent]

@iizjuke girl LOOK

[iizjuke]

It’s almost like the meme I made!!!

[egberts]

why did they make us stack cups in elementary school

[cctinsleybaxter]

I had completely forgotten about this but was it just my school that was off the fucking walls about it? They would show us videos in gym of professional cup stacking and yell ‘THIS COULD BE YOU.’ We spent every Tuesday in gym with those gotdamn cups and we all had, like, The Cup Stacking Catalogue. I made my parents buy me glow in the dark cups for my ninth birthday what are we as a society.

[egberts]

we had that too, like they were trying to convince some of us to get good enough to go to contests for it. and sell us cups. so many cups. cups to appease every type of child. not even cups you can drink from.

[cnjandhdonejxksndh-deactivated2]

??im not american is this real or is this a convoluted shitpost??????

[egberts]

it’s definitely real

[iizjuke]

This happened to me in Texas in fifth grade! They weren’t even special cups. Just plastic cups with holes in the bottom!! You were supposed to stack them up into a triangle then quickly undo it too. Kids got insanity fast at it too. I think I saw one where the guy completed it in about 3 seconds

[iizjuke]

Hey @prompto-protection-agent

You look pretty ¨̮

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw: I hate spoilers! Why would people tell me spoilers!?

Slytherin: Kill them.

Ravenclaw: ….Will you help me hide the bodies?

Slytherin: Sure.

Ravenclaw: Alright, let’s go.

[ravenclawravings]

“I have made a mistake.”

Ravenclaw, regardless of whether or not they have actually made a mistake.

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money

[jonesythemartyr]

Here’s to wishful thinking! 🙏🏾

[one-lonely-whumperfly]

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[robertpattisons]

tony stark + evolution

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw: I am a disaster.

Slytherin: I know.

Ravenclaw: Aren’t you going to try to make me feel better about it?

Slytherin: I didn’t realize it was a bad thing.

Ravenclaw: Thanks…?

[iizjuke]

@prompto-protection-agent

[ravenclawravings]

Ravenclaw: Hey, are you dead?

Slytherin: No. Not yet.

Ravenclaw: Awesome! I love the accurate use of "yet," as we will all die someday.

Slytherin: Exactly!

[iizjuke]

@prompto-protection-agent

[iizjuke]

Proud potato man

I was watching @therealjacksepticeye and I watched two videos pretty close together. And I found something amazing ¨̮

He manages to grow his beard like he wanted!!!

[jilylicious]

Okay so we had this training day which at the end of we did a personality test which showed what you looked like from the outside. This personality test resulted in four colours. Does it fit considering the main colours of houses?

Don’t forget it’s about how people are perceived not how they are.

[iizjuke]

@prompto-protection-agent

[iizjuke]

@nightdheart @prompto-protection-agent

[therealjacksepticeye]

Hey, sorry for bothering, but I was wondering if there would be special limited merch at the tour with the How Did We Get Here logo on them. Sorry if this has been asked before, but I'd just love a shirt with it cause it looks amazing!

Yes there will be exclusive tour merch available at each show :)

[norman-dwae]

And a little foxy Jack!

also from ANTINATOR | Akinator #8

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

[countrygirlil2015]

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

[systlin]

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

[arirashkae]

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

[blame-my-muses]

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

[river-rider-with-cats-deactivat]

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

[thenudewitchofthenorth]

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

[morwenpost]

For TMJ-type pain, put the tip of your tongue against the back of your top front teeth. It won’t go away completely, but it helps.

[oleanderweddings]

So if I’m understanding this, it should be the C4 push because it’s the vetebrae in the neck, and from my own medical history, that’s where I have a lot of muscle tension, and I right now my treatment is focused on relieving the muscle tension only in my lower back and shoulders, not my neck directly. I’m basically still using pain killers to mask the pain, and that has kind of stopped working again.

Huh, this sounds like something I need to bring up with one of my numerous doctors/medical professionals. I even have a tennis ball from physical therapy so I guess I could try it on my own? Sounds good to me!!

[spoonsforminutes]

Reblogging this from my main. If you suffer from chronic migraines or headaches, check out the notes on this. This makes a lot of sense, and I will be trying this out for myself probably later today.

[iizjuke]

So I keep seeing posts about how periods last 3-7 days, and the rage directed towards people with three. I’ll present myself; mine has lasted for one day before. Normally it’s only two. And my cramps are non existent