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Sam: That's when I thought to myself, "Don't think, Sam. Act."

Jaylen: So, you weren't thinking

Sam: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

#⌜ case file — sam donnelly ⌟#⌜ case file — jaylen edwards ⌟

“How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?”

Hunter Hughes

#⌜ case file — hunter hughes ⌟

Freya: Could you please not Hunter this into a worse situation than it already is?

Hunter: Did you just use my name as a verb?

#⌜ case file — hunter hughes ⌟#⌜ case file — freya dawson ⌟

Rose: Why are you crying?

Quinn: It's just the onions.

Rose, yelling at the onions: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY GIRLFRIEND?

#⌜ case file — rose hartmann ⌟#⌜ case file — quinn howard ⌟#i love these illumigirlfriends

Rose, season 1: I just wish we could all be friends and I could make everyone a cake.

Rose, season 4/5: Fuck you, fuck you, *pointing at Sam* you're cool, I miss Quinn, I'm out.

#⌜ case file — rose hartmann ⌟

Claire: I wish we could block people in real life.

Nancy: Restraining order.

Alex: Murder.

#⌜ case file — claire carters ⌟#⌜ case file — nancy lind ⌟#⌜ case file — alex ⌟

Sam: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic…

Sam: I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Rose: Well yeah, but people love dogs.

#⌜ case file — sam donnelly ⌟#⌜ case file — rose hartmann ⌟

Police Officer: I don't want you getting involved in police business anymore! If something happens report it and leave it to us.

Nancy: Fine. Where should I hand in my badge and gun?

Police Officer: WHEN DID YOU GET A BADGE AND GUN?!?

#⌜ case file — nancy lind ⌟

Hunter: Sometimes I go “damn I love that bitch” and that bitch is always Jaylen Edwards.

Jaylen: Thanks?

#⌜ case file — hunter hughes ⌟#⌜ case file — jaylen edwards ⌟

Quinn: *gets a papercut*

Rose: HASN’T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!

#⌜ case file — rose hartmann ⌟#⌜ case file — quinn howard ⌟

Nancy: Okay, let's do this. Synchronize your watches.

Sam: I don’t know how to do that.

Evie: I don’t have a watch.

Clarie: Watches don't really go with this outfit.

Alex: Time is a construct.

#⌜ source — unknown ⌟#⌜ case file — nancy lind ⌟#⌜ case file — sam donnelly ⌟#⌜ case file — evie o'hara ⌟#⌜ case file — claire carters ⌟#⌜ case file — alex ⌟

Nancy: My friends are competent.

Sam, rushing: Nance! I tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and I broke everything!

#⌜ source — parks and recs ⌟#⌜ case file — nancy lind ⌟#⌜ case file — sam donnelly ⌟

Alex: Truth or Dare?

Nancy: Truth.

Alex: How many hours did you sleep this week?

Nancy: Dare.

Aj: Go to sleep.

Nancy: I don’t like this game.

#⌜ source — unknown ⌟#⌜ case file — alex ⌟#⌜ case file — nancy lind ⌟#⌜ case file — aj kristensen ⌟

Sam: What does “take out” mean?

Lucy: Food.

Jaylen: Dating

Alex: Murder.

Hunter: It can be all three if you’re bold enough.

#⌜ source — unknown ⌟#⌜ case file — sam donnelly ⌟#⌜ case file — lucy collins ⌟#⌜ case file — jaylen edwards ⌟#⌜ case file — alex ⌟#⌜ case file — hunter hughes ⌟

Hunter: Help me!

Sam: I'm not helping you.

Hunter: Why not? Is this because I once kidnapped you?

Sam: Yes! It was our last interaction!

#⌜ source — brooklyn nine-nine ⌟#⌜ case file — sam donnelly ⌟#⌜ case file — hunter hughes ⌟

Sam: Ok Rose. You’re driving and Hunter & Quinn are in the road. What do you hit?

Rose: Hunter. I could never hurt Quinn.

Sam: the brakes Rose. You hit the brakes.

#⌜ case file — sam donnelly ⌟#⌜ case file — rose hartmann ⌟

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