old man without a tan

cute as heck

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Imagine giving Steve Buscemi a friendship bracelet and him being really excited to wear it and deeply touched by the gesture.

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Imagine Steve Buscemi getting really flustered after finding out he was pranked on April Fool's Day.

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imagine steve buscemi beginning his okcupid description with "i feel like a deer in the headlights of love"

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Imagine Steve being so excited for Easter, and spends the whole day wearing pink bunny ears.

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Imagine Steve Buscemi at the strip club, trying to compliment a dancer on her eye color and blushing a lot

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imagine steve buscemi running to catch the subway and he gets on just as the doors shut but his backpack gets stuck in the door so he has to hold onto the strap while his backpack is stuck outside until the next stop

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imagine steve buscemi getting an herbal iced tea without any sweetener and being really disappointed because not only is it bitter, but it is also a little too warm for his liking. 

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Imagine Steve Buscemi as Indiana Jones. Except all the clothes are a little too big and he can't get the whip thing right. 

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Imagine Steve Buscemi frowning at his computer screen. Why was the doge's vocabulary so limited. How could it speak.

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Imagine Steve Buscemi suddenly understanding a pun whose meaning had eluded him for days. He chuckles.

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Imagine Steve Buscemi taking a break from typing to pet a cat that jumped into his lap and rubbed its head on his forearm

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Imagine Steve Buscemi looking for constellations, while knowing the only ones he can ever find are the Big Dipper and Orion the Hunter

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Imagine Steve Buscemi watching scary movies with his feet under a blanket in front of him so nothing can grab them

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imagine steve buscemi on a very crowded bus so he has to stand up and he keeps falling on people every time the bus goes around a corner 

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What would Steve be doing on a Friday night?

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Imagine Steve Buscemi naked. That's all

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Imagine Steve Buscemi excitedly opening presents on Christmas morning, filled with childlike glee and mounting anticipation with each passing gift, and then having to pretend he's not disappointed when he doesn't get the one thing he really wanted.