Imagine Danny DeVito

shine on

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Imagine Danny DeVito telling you all about the flash games that he plays online.

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Imagine Danny DeVito asking to co-star in a movie with him.

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Imagine Danny DeVito making the next hit indie game sensation.

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Imagine Danny DeVito owning and operating a sunglasses kiosk at the mall.

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Imagine Danny DeVito teaching you how to play an instrument of your choice.

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Imagine Danny DeVito throwing you a birthday party 3 months from your actual birthday.

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Imagine Danny DeVito in an orange track suit.

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Imagine Danny DeVito literally burnin' for you.

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I once had a dream I was a mole man who lived in an underground cave system and Danny devito lived there too. So he kicks off one day and chases me around the tunnels waving a fish. Terrifying.

it was real

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how many followers do you have

too many for this dumb blog (2,566)

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Imagine Danny DeVito as a ghoul haunting your house.

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Imagine Danny DeVito having to pretend to be your uncle as part of a secret mission.

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Imagine Danny DeVito helping you start a musical career.

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Imagine a Danny DeVito remake of your favorite vine.

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Imagine Danny DeVito drinking 3 Arizonas and going on a sugar-fueled rampage.

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Imagine Danny DeVito as your good friend who’s proud and supportive of your growth as a person.

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Imagine Danny DeVito as your health teacher. The sex ed unit is really uncomfortable.