WH season 2 + pickup lines
Zeus: Can I punch you in the face with my lips?
Hiro: Would you like to come and wield my two-handed sword, milady?
Alfonse: I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Caesar: You can call me bacon because your body makes me sizzle.
Lucious: Are your eyes the maze? Because I'm lost in them.
Zett: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Viggo: If your heart was a prison, I’d love to be sentenced for life.
Hugo: Are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers.









