immaturewitch

side blog of https://www.tumblr.com/maturedasshole

[dommingateez]

the german word for villain, Bösewicht, is so great. like not only are you evil, you're also some sort of gnome about it

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[arikakari]

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

[abbiistabbii]

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Make fascists scared to leave the house.

[littleguysdaily]

[f3v3r-dr3am]

[littleguysdaily]

[littleguysdaily]

[clownboybebop]

[littleguysdaily]

[picture-scrungler]

[littleguysdaily]

[wyrmoftheweb]

[littleguysdaily]

[thebelovedlion]

[paintbrushofthetoontown]

[littleguysdaily]

[blueburied]

please.

[littleguysdaily]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[littleguysdaily]

[alchemyandmagic]

[littleguysdaily]

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

when this image is completely unrecognizable i will get this on a t-shirt

[littleguysdaily]

[terrania]

[littleguysdaily]

[theribthatgrewback]

@i-make-images-moldy

[i-make-images-moldy]

tumblr reinvents "expand dong"

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

@thisdastampdoesnotexist

[blogname214]

[littleguysdaily]

[molten222-deactivated20251128]

[littleguysdaily]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[tartrazeen]

I love the part where someone obscures the middle, then someone else goes back and excavates the more higher resolution version without that shenanigan, yet absorbs some element of it dutifully

Another chip in the Boss Baby's chocolate cookie

[littleguysdaily]

[dummi-irl-fr]

have i mutilated it enough?

[immaturewitch]

no

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[my-dailydreams]

[immaturewitch]

fuck yeah we ball

[ymutate]

Filippo Palizzi (Italian painter 1818–1899)

Excavations in Pompeii, 1870

Oil on Canvas

119.5 × 86 cm.

Private Collection

[homunculus-argument]

Someone will always be praying for my downfall but unfortunately I live in a directionless space, and without up or down there is no such thing as going down. I'm just always zooping fast as fuck feet first to an unknown direction.

[anti-fat-privilege]

2026, time for everyone to stop being an FRA

[i-suggest-employment]

I have a better idea

Get your screen time down📉

And your money up📈

[anti-fat-privilege]

Ironic for someone that spends their time harassing disabled people. Get a life

[immaturewitch]

loek who is bro talking about? themselves?

[fidelcostco]

ppl without meds: wow…. i can't imagine being dependent on medicine... pills every day? injecting myself every week? how tragic

ppl who need meds: holy fuck they invented the solution to my problem and i literally just need to take magic tiny rocks and inject some substance every week. oh my god. i get to feel better in literally any capacity. holy shit

[fidelcostco]

ppl who need meds but can't access them/meds for their thing don't exist yet: holy fuck I wish I had tiny magic rocks or injectable substance or cream or gel or potion or implant to take at whatever rate necessary to fix my problem. I'd kill to take that every day/week/etc forever if it would fix my thing

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

Brutal scenes playing out in real time

[kamari3]

[bigcheeseofficial]

[pukicho]

Should I have the leftover tamale that made me furiously sick yesterday or should I have something else?

[feism]

have the tamale

[pukicho]

Could you guys give your reasoning for choosing the Tamale that gets me sick?

[pukicho]

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[homunculus-argument]

Improve your life quality by doing the little things - make your work lunches at home and mix your estrogen in them in order to forcefem your dickhead coworker who keeps stealing your lunches.

[immaturewitch]

[prosperoisadiva]

Ladies, ladies one at a time 😔

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[immaturewitch]

Bamboo gotta be the top 3 grasses of all time

wheat ain't even in the top 5