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Hey there! Welcome to the Imperial Scoop, your source of all the news you need to know (and some of the news you shouldn't-)
No, I'm not supposed to be in class, stop asking.
rumor has it Pippa Fairbody harasses people based off of her friend's word and makes people uncomfortable with how fucking rude she is
THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it local knight wannabe is continuing to badger members of the student body. It's her dragon to conquer.
Hi “petty bitch” here
Vincent surname card game is a bitch
THIS JUST IN: You heard it here, folks.
debate team co-captains having a study date in Avior's dorm room???
THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it those two are never going to beat the rumours.
Vincent solitaire has a micro penis
THIS JUST IN: Local Anon seems to have a death wish- rumour has it the Solaire Prince hasn't got much going on with his-uh- crown jewels.
Vincent is a pussy
Bitch wouldnt honar a duel!!!
A DUEL!!!!
⚔️ anon
Duels don't really happen anymore, since it's not the 1500s, but sure. THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it, Vincent Solaire is too much of a coward to fight for his partner.
THIS JUST IN: Local "troll" Vincent Solaire challenged to a battle for his partner's hand.
THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it that Casper and Basil O'Halon like eachother? Really makes you wonder what they'll get up to together during Casper's 3 day isolation.
Mm. And it's because of rumours like this that you're better of reading the school newsletter!! For reliable and relevant news!!
THIS JUST IN: bitch.
You must be high if you think anything is going on with me and basil.
Me being high has nothing to do with it.
THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it that Casper and Basil O'Halon like eachother? Really makes you wonder what they'll get up to together during Casper's 3 day isolation.
Mm. And it's because of rumours like this that you're better of reading the school newsletter!! For reliable and relevant news!!
THIS JUST IN: bitch.
THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it that Casper and Basil O'Halon like eachother? Really makes you wonder what they'll get up to together during Casper's 3 day isolation.
rumor has it more students are shipping Star and Avior together and some people are fighting for the title of "#1 Starvior shipper"
THIS JUST IN: Dating rumours spread further across campus. Maybe it'll encourage those two to finally get together.
A student witnessed an attempted sexual assault by Casper ( @casper-not-ghost ) in the woods, everyone be careful not to be alone with him!!
THIS JUST IN: Student Casper once again found to be harassing fellow student Maddie. What a cat-astrophe!
Rumor has it Vincent Solaire killed a man.
THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it that guy deserved it.
Are the rumors true?
For future reference, if there are rumors, automatically assume I don’t know what you’re talking about.
THIS JUST IN: This feels like a personal challenge.
Rumour has it that Casper ( @casper-not-ghost ) has intentions to assault another student
THIS JUST IN: Cat showing his claws? Rumour has it Casper is planning to attack another student.
Rumor has it that Ryn and the harpy are getting... awfully close...
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THIS JUST IN: oh my god I can make so many bird puns now Student Counsel member Ryn (@unwillinglyperfect) hit by cupid's (sp)arrow? Rumour has it they might have a crush on Maddie.
THIS JUST IN: Rumour has it co-captain of the debate team Avior (@epsilion-dicere) was just seen giving flowers to his co-captain. " "Jumping the gun" my ass.
smh gestures cant be platonic anymore apparently 😒
Listen man I need this ship to sail, don't fuck this up for me.
once again saying that its weird to ship real life people— and he really was just being nice with the flowers...
You're right; the flowers were probably just a pity thing. Post cancelled.