The Worst Cat

Currently grieving a major loss. Worst Cat is a term of endearment. They/Them. Animals, absurdist humour, multifandom. BIPOC lives matter. TERFs DNI. 2nd Blog is Harrowstuck, for all dumb things TLT

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[impossiblyobvioushideout]

Ok, so. I'm (properly) reading Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb for the first time. (Not in a fugue state.)

Reactions to chapters 1-5 under the cut.

1. Burrich.

How have the booktok girlies not blown him up? Do movie /TV companies not understand the thirst he can inspire?

Chivalry could not possibly have deserved you. You're mine now. We're getting married in an open meadow in the spring. You sleep on the spare bed when you drink too much, though.

I'm ignoring/not believing that you killed Nosy. But I don't have the full context on how dangerous the Old Wit is just yet, so I'm partially withholding judgement.

But I DESPERATELY need him and/or Fitz to adopt each other. Or even just hug. Even once. It's killing me slightly.

Also, Burrick, who do you know that had the Old Wit? Is it you, Burrick?

2. Shrewd

YOU ALSO OWE FITZ A HUG. AND A NAME. And work harder at stopping Regal from becoming a fuck-up, please! I can smell it coming from here.

3. Shade

Who **are** you? And what spectacular mistake will you make/have you made?

And who's Galen?

4. Molly Nosebleed.

Should be the actual Queen. Should meet Hod.

4.5 Hod

The Allanna of Tortall people all want your snapchat. Please adopt Molly.

5. Fitz

You deserve better. You deserve so much better. C'mere. I hug you now.

Also, please make "I will never betray Burrick" part of your pacts with Shade and Shrewd, I'm begging you.

And just how gifted are you? Because you were definitely overhearing Shade and Shrewd discuss you in your sleep.

[impossiblyobvioushideout]

Update: Reactions to Chapters 6-16, very briefly, proper analysis to follow.

PAIN AND DEATH TO GALEN.

MARRIAGE TO BURRICH.

Forehead kisses and hugs to the Fool. Be my friend forever. You are the second most unbelievably precious being in this story after the puppies. (I'm including Fitz as a puppy).

Literally, kill, marry, kiss.

Therapy to all of the Farseers (especially Regal, Shade, and Shrewd).

[impossiblyobvioushideout]

Finished the book. Fastest I've read anything in years.

Final brief impressions under the cut, but it's honestly just more of the same.

WHAT THE FUUUUCK

NOSY LIVES!!! AND THEN!? 😭

The one thing I blame Fitz for is letting his guard down and not listening to the Fool more carefully.

Me and Burrich are having a spring wedding in a meadow, so all our animals can attend. I've given him therapy until he doesn't mind The Old Wit. Everyone is invited, unless you like Regal or Galen.

[segamascott]

[impossiblyobvioushideout]

Ok, so. I'm (properly) reading Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb for the first time. (Not in a fugue state.)

Reactions to chapters 1-5 under the cut.

1. Burrich.

How have the booktok girlies not blown him up? Do movie /TV companies not understand the thirst he can inspire?

Chivalry could not possibly have deserved you. You're mine now. We're getting married in an open meadow in the spring. You sleep on the spare bed when you drink too much, though.

I'm ignoring/not believing that you killed Nosy. But I don't have the full context on how dangerous the Old Wit is just yet, so I'm partially withholding judgement.

But I DESPERATELY need him and/or Fitz to adopt each other. Or even just hug. Even once. It's killing me slightly.

Also, Burrick, who do you know that had the Old Wit? Is it you, Burrick?

2. Shrewd

YOU ALSO OWE FITZ A HUG. AND A NAME. And work harder at stopping Regal from becoming a fuck-up, please! I can smell it coming from here.

3. Shade

Who **are** you? And what spectacular mistake will you make/have you made?

And who's Galen?

4. Molly Nosebleed.

Should be the actual Queen. Should meet Hod.

4.5 Hod

The Allanna of Tortall people all want your snapchat. Please adopt Molly.

5. Fitz

You deserve better. You deserve so much better. C'mere. I hug you now.

Also, please make "I will never betray Burrick" part of your pacts with Shade and Shrewd, I'm begging you.

And just how gifted are you? Because you were definitely overhearing Shade and Shrewd discuss you in your sleep.

[impossiblyobvioushideout]

Update: Reactions to Chapters 6-16, very briefly, proper analysis to follow.

PAIN AND DEATH TO GALEN.

MARRIAGE TO BURRICH.

Forehead kisses and hugs to the Fool. Be my friend forever. You are the second most unbelievably precious being in this story after the puppies. (I'm including Fitz as a puppy).

Literally, kill, marry, kiss.

Therapy to all of the Farseers (especially Regal, Shade, and Shrewd).

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[impossiblyobvioushideout]

Ok, so. I'm (properly) reading Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb for the first time. (Not in a fugue state.)

Reactions to chapters 1-5 under the cut.

1. Burrich.

How have the booktok girlies not blown him up? Do movie /TV companies not understand the thirst he can inspire?

Chivalry could not possibly have deserved you. You're mine now. We're getting married in an open meadow in the spring. You sleep on the spare bed when you drink too much, though.

I'm ignoring/not believing that you killed Nosy. But I don't have the full context on how dangerous the Old Wit is just yet, so I'm partially withholding judgement.

But I DESPERATELY need him and/or Fitz to adopt each other. Or even just hug. Even once. It's killing me slightly.

Also, Burrick, who do you know that had the Old Wit? Is it you, Burrick?

2. Shrewd

YOU ALSO OWE FITZ A HUG. AND A NAME. And work harder at stopping Regal from becoming a fuck-up, please! I can smell it coming from here.

3. Shade

Who **are** you? And what spectacular mistake will you make/have you made?

And who's Galen?

4. Molly Nosebleed.

Should be the actual Queen. Should meet Hod.

4.5 Hod

The Allanna of Tortall people all want your snapchat. Please adopt Molly.

5. Fitz

You deserve better. You deserve so much better. C'mere. I hug you now.

Also, please make "I will never betray Burrick" part of your pacts with Shade and Shrewd, I'm begging you.

And just how gifted are you? Because you were definitely overhearing Shade and Shrewd discuss you in your sleep.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[impossiblyobvioushideout]

Chat GPT could never have given us the joy of the annual Gävle goat updates

[tuatara-time]

this is how that scene went, right?

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[mandywondering]

The lettuce that beat Liz Truss was smarter than Elon Musk

[deervsheadlights]

they are so annoying <3

part 1

[importantdogimages]

[zzoupz]

phm doodles (trying to figure out how to draw them)

[pixopix]

Fucks in Morse Code

Fuck

Fuck AI

Fuck Terfs

Fuck Nazis

Please credit @pixopix, likes and reblogs are appreciated!

Send asks for recolors, hex codes help! My other morse code dividers.

[fraternum-momentum]

Too many twinks…..gotta get some bears in here to even it out

u r so true and correct my liege

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

[qwanderer]

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

[catchymemes]