[tastefullyoffensive]

(via theonicole)

[miridai]

[sheabuttershawtyy]

We don’t deserve dogs

[tonydezz]

See that’s when you have to realize you gotta drop out of college and stay your ass home

[nevaehtyler]

Since the “all lives matter” bunch is busy marching chanting “Jews will not replace us”, “white lives matter”, “blood and soil” and other racist and xenophobic atrocities, I wanna take a moment to commemorate this brave woman. Heather Heyer was 32 years old. She was murdered while counter-protesting in Charlottesville.

Thank you for taking a stand, for fighting against racism and homophobia. You will not be forgotten.

#Charlottesville   #HeatherHeyer

[wintersoldierogers-deactivated2]

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

[caitlinstuc13]

Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask

[wintersoldierogers-deactivated2]

because they wanted to

[commietwink]

let guys be intimate friends 2k17

[lesbiansinouterspace-deactivate]

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I don’t have that “unfollow me now this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about” screenshot on hand but y'know, that.

[skygenders]

[stability]

he has a point

[youngwhiteboi]

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[stubbiethecorgi]

Stu has the best wiggle booty!! 😂🍑🍑

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I need to stop getting on scottish twitter cuz i be wanting to laugh mad hard in class

[qq45xx-deactivated20141028]

[stubbiethecorgi]

Yoshi: ‘Mahm….WTH?!’ Yoshi is not amused…but I am! 😂

[sizvideos]

[blackichigo1-deactivated2015022]

LMAOOO HAHAHA

[wirts-mixtapes-deactivated20181]

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

but the real question is has nemo found himself

[approach]

[upsetboner-blog]

OH MY GOD