Kartirius Bellatrine

Vindicator || Havensguard || Former High Vindicator to the Order of the Golden Law

[in-the-lights-service]

Epic Rap Battles of Warcraft: Anduin Versus Sylvanas

((Mun: This isn’t an In-Character Post, as me and @caspianaddington​ decided to stretch or lyrical muscles and create a rap between Anduin Wrynn and Sylvanas Windrunner. Fair warning, lot of language and potential spoilers thrown about, so it’ll go under the line. If anyone might be interested in voicing these characters, I’d love to do a video based on this! Enjoy!))

Verse 1

Sylvanas: 

Tell the referee that this battle’s unfair, because a banshee’s about to shriek off this choir boys hair.

STARE and surrender before the new Warchief, I have little time for games so this ranger will be brief.

First of all, what Alliance would let a toddler be High King? I can count your years on my fingers, who let you be on my scene?

Lived for thousands of years, killing orcs, ogres, ghouls abominations, stopped dreadlord plots, rose to the top, the best in Horde nation.

But you did it, congratulations, don't let the title go to your head. It happened to your daddy, and now he's dead!

How many Kings does your Alliance need to go through? Saurfang’ll chew you up and spit you out like Pandaren Tofu.

I’ve killed princes with bigger balls, Manduin, Gilneas got blighted, now I’ve decided to bring Stormwind to ruin.

Why don’t you go play with toys, this battle has Gennded, your fanboys have left you, now YOU’RE Forsaken.

Anduin:

The Light has shown me that peace is always possible, I never come to a fight heated and full throttle.

But for the Banshee Queen? I’ll make an exception. Excorcise and Banish a genocidal freak daring extinction!

Bad judgement? That's funny coming from a slutmogged lich, im gonna cast turn undead and smite a bitch!

Even Garrosh was impressed with your cruelty, maybe the Horde shouldn’t have let a dying doper turn it’s strength to fragility?

I get all this heat and disgrace because of my age, but an old hag like you shouldn’t dress for the comic con stage!

How hard is it not to listen to fat green men, your final death won’t be a surprise. Taken down by your kin again.

You try to make your race immortal, struggle hard, no longer moral. Well I’ve got two races who’ve been there and done that, their allegiance historical!

I've been keeping my people alive, while you've been off sinning. Better call me the victor, because I'm always Wrynning!

Verse Two

Sylvanas: 

Your lines are weak, like your bones after the Bell, Nathanos my huntsman will make your death painful!

Keeping people alive? Tell that to Varian. and I don't want to be mean, but you're just a spoiled boy while I'm the new Lich Queen!

You’re insufficient, Velen snores and Genn humps your leg,it’s time to call you out and knock you down a peg!

I’ll make sure your corpse will never be raised, spout your three lies because like Goldshire I won’t be phased!

Like Teldrassil, I’ve burned you, no mass rez will save you, my blight has removed you, now Sylvanas is LET LOOSE!

Anduin: 

Step off, -sister-, best Windrun from this song. I'm coming for my throne, cause it's Lordaer-ON.

At least having a pulse means i can  get an erection! If your boyfriend Nathanos could, you'd give him an infection!

Honestly, and i can say this in good faith,if you can’t keep val’kyr locked up then we won’t fear you or your wraiths!

It's no wonder your band of savages always fight, they're always bored! Waiting for their turn to make you moan ‘For the Whored!’ 

Let's talk about your Sisters, true to the Light’s path. They have problems, but at least  haven't died like four times since the end of Wrath. 

Not to mention they're playing for the winning team, while you and your people are falling apart at the seams.

I do not want you to die, I just need your compliance. Bow to the High King, or else, FOR THE ALLIANCE!

(Did you like it? Who do you think one? Leave comments and feedback and thanks for reading!)

[hazedoron]

My home… In shambles.

Our city… Ravaged.

Civilians… Dead.

The Alliance know not who they are dealing with. You denied us solace when we were attacked and our home lay in ruins. 

Now, years later you come back to not only destroy but fly your banner atop the graves of our citizens and their homes.

Whatever association we had on Draenor, the Broken Isles, or upon Argus… It means nothing to me now.

Any Alliance lamb I find is food for the fodder. The Alliance dogs that lie dead along Lordaeron… I’ll reanimate their corpses and make them dance, or even perhaps kill the companions that helped them destroy my home.

The Alliance is now full of dead-men walking.

[in-the-lights-service]

We had wished for compromise. For peace. 

Just for a little while, while the sword in the world and the Crusade’s end was fresh. We wanted to heal, just for once...

But I have little sympathy for genocide.

I had been conflicted with your people. You seek to keep your homeland in your undeath, but continue to spread it. As if you’ve forgotten the pain that it’s caused. The terror. 

Fine, then. You will understand how the Alliance feels to see the Scourge reign underneath a new banner. You will finally find peace in the Light after so long. You will be freed of the need to make more of your kind. 

Equal claims to this land, hatred from wound after wound. 

This battle will determine who truly deserves the North. Light be with us.

(Hope you don’t mind if I respond, looked pretty fun to respond to!)

[in-the-lights-service]

Introduction

Who is Kartirius Bellatrine? 

Kartirius Bellatrine is a young, yet well-experienced paladin in service to the Grand Alliance. Just over twenty-three years of age, he has participated in multiple campaigns against undead, horde, and Legion forces since he was fifteen. Under these eight years, he has grown substantially under the tutelage of House Haethon (now Redsteel), and a holy order known as the Order of the Golden Law. 

Shortly after the Golden Law’s disappearance, he went on to participate in Alliance operations on the Broken Isles. Fighting in the final battle in the Tomb of Sargeras, the wounds he had sustained in battle forced him to be shipped back to Stormwind and recover as the war on Argus reached it’s conclusion. 

Now in the service of Lady Loala Addington and the Duchy of Fairhaven, Kartirius hopes to serve and create a better future. 

What does he look like? 

Height: 5′7″ 

Weight: 185 lbs

Appearance: Slightly shorter for his age, Kartirius Bellatrine still remains at the height of his maturity. A staunch, oblong chin shaped smoothly underneath thick facial hair running across both ends of his face. If he were to shave, one could clearly see the youthful features pop out in front of them...and notice a variety of scars that are hidden underneath his rugged appearance. 

In civilian clothing, Kartirius’ body presses against linens with deep, muscular lines. His legs and his back, particularly, show a great deal of effort put into his calves and his back muscles--likely from exertion of armor and equipment. Not that other parts of his body are lacking, of course. 

Scars: It’s clear that he’s seen battle. His chest is marred in fel-spocked burns, dark spots on his chest that look as if the flesh had been blackened; never to return to it’s former luster.  

On the right side of his cheek, a tender pocket of skin looks new...for one to press on it, they could feel the jaw muscles. Scratches and cuts across parts of his face, and a massive gash running down the center of his chest. The impact appeared to be from a pointy, blade-like object. At least it didn’t come out from the other side. 

Equipment: A well-equipped paladin is a safe paladin! 

Truesilver Armor: An old forging technique carried on from his days in the Golden Law, Kartirius requests his armor to be made up of Truegold and Truesilver ore. Having this magic-attuned metal to be enchanted to amplify light-based abilities, the truegold is forged into the core pieces of the armor; while the truesilver acts as a protective exoskeleton. For the interest of representing Fairhaven, his armor has been dyed and colored to appear a deep lavender. Kartirius is often always seen wearing the laurel sigil of the Addingtons across a tabard thrown onto his chestplate. 

Weapons: Kartirius has been seen utilizing several weapons. First, a two handed bastard sword--enlaid with a purple leather hit and a truegold pommel. Second, a circular shield made up of three seperate semi-circles, with gaps open in between for locking weapons in combat. Alongside this shield came a hand-sized warhammer, a simple steel hammer with a large strap underneath. Regardless of which he brings to a battle, a dagger always resides in his belt--for emergencies. 

Items: Always carrying a libram strapped to his belt, a deck of Hearthstone, and a small pack of traveling supplies. 

What discernable traits does Kartirius have? 

Kartirius is not a perfect soldier, and neither is he a perfect man. He always attempts to pursue the Three Virtues as modestly as he can. Often displaying great Respect and Compassion for others, but restraining his passion and Tenacity in combat and stressful situations. It has left him a humble, brave man. 

But it has also left him quite shattered as a person. War and grief has chased him for eight years, suffocating much of the innocence inside him. Though Kartirius is brave in battle, on the onset of meeting him he could perceive as tightly-wound, overly polite, perhaps neurotic at times. Despite his altruism, chivalry and precociousness for the Light’s service...his experiences have left him with little but the appearance of goodwill. 

The Light has asked so much of him...and now there is little left.