i love a game about bugs

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Kabbu: Will Mothiva be okay?

Vi: She won't be when I find her.

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Kabbu: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Vi: We yell, 'oh shit.'

Kabbu: ...That'll work.

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Zasp: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Kabbu: AS ENEMIES?!

Zasp:

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Leif: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Vi, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

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//Thank you everyone for 200 followers! I've been very absent, but I queued up some posts today!

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Kabbu: But what about Leif? Vi: Don’t worry about them. Vi: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

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Vi: Lately, Leif has gotten into 'dad jokes', but what's worse is that Kabbu actually likes them.

Leif: We had a nice vacuum cleaner but we had to sell it. It was just gathering dust!

Kabbu, laughing hysterically: That's what it does!

Vi: Every time I think my hell can't get worse, life finds a way.

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Vi: So Leif, you're my third longest-standing friend.

Leif: That's true.

Vi: The other two are on the spectrum, what's your excuse?

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Leif: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.

Zasp: What?

Leif: You're smiling. We didn't know you could do that.

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Queen Elizant: We shall celebrate Team Snakemouth's victory in the ancient traditions of the Ant Kingdom!

Vi: We're gonna have a fucking rager?

Queen Elizant: We're going to have a fucking rager.

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Team Snakemouth finds the body of an ant soldier

Kabbu: Should we get the authorities?

Leif: Well, the authorities aren't going to make them any less dead.

Vi: Good point, good point.

Kabbu: ???

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Vi: I dare you to kiss the next bug who walks into the room.

Zasp: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.

*Kabbu walks in*

Zasp: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules, you know.

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Leif, to Vi: We're leaving for the weekend, so we hid 100 berries in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.

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Vi: I hope nobody lowkey hates me.

Vi: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.

Vi: Go big or go home.

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Kabbu: Violence can only lead to more violence.

Vi: Sounds good to me!

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Mothiva: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Vi: You looked in a mirror?

Mothiva: someday you will have to answer for your actions and venus may not be so merciful.

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Kabbu: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Vi: Which one? I can't do both.