Incorrect KotOR Quotes

Currently on hiatus. It's exactly what you think it is, a place to submit incorrect quotes for KotOR and its sequel! Icon art by renesassing.

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What is the plural form of "Mouse Droid"?

Mouse Droids

Mice Droids

Mice Droid

Something else

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[blanq]

based on that one breaking bad comic

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Darth Revan: It's Pride Month, Malak. You know what that means. Darth Malak: Huh. What. Darth Malak: Do you want the Star Forge to make, like, gay warships? Darth Malak: What?

[greelin]

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

[greelin]

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

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Maul finally got an apprentice! How will it slip through his fingers this time?

Devon will die.

Devon will get more evil, then overthrow Maul as the Shadow Collective's leader.

Devon will break the cycle of abuse and escape Maul alone.

Asajj Ventress will kidnap/adopt Devon.

Ahsoka will kidnap/make out with Devon.

Other, explain in tags.

Voting ended onMay 16

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The Exile: No! We need love, not war! HK-47: Agreement: Good idea. HK-47: Threat: Love bazooka! Put down your weapons, or I will bazooka you!

[stealingpotatoes]

commission for @drpleiades!

(commissions are open!)

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it's meee I'm your Jedi guardian hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "senators." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

-Revan

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After revealing the existence of aggressive gizka on Rakata Prime, motivated by fanart from @laelish, I thought I should go back to that old save, since I discovered it years ago and never fully tested things.

I'm sorry everyone, I was wrong. The gizka aren't all secretly unstoppable killing machines.

One specific gizka is an unstoppable killing machine. It's the one on the path between the beach and the temple area. I guess this gizka hasn't been noticed before since, on the path to reach it, most people logically kill every available enemy before seeing it, so it doesn't seem any different. I've tried luring enemies in other areas towards other gizka, this is the only that attacks, and it doesn't wait to be hit, it goes on the offensive the second an enemy gets too close. It's a good thing I've played this game so many times I started deliberately making nonsensical choices, or we might never have found this.

"He's got huge, sharp- he can leap about- look at the bones!"

Guys, maybe you should leave this thing alone.

Never mind.

We've got a straggler.

Oh, he stunned the gizka! Will it make a difference?

Nope.

Sadly, the rancors can't follow me from other areas, so it can't kill one, and the other gizka won't cooperate with me.

Come on! I stunned it for you! I got swiped by those claws so we could make this a team effort! Dinner is served! Stop foraging!

I'm naming you Barriss Jr. after my other favorite adorable yellow-green thing with a shockingly high body count.

[jbk405]

I'm not saying that I thought you were lying, but I had to see this for myself to confirm. So I just got to this point in my playthrough and I used solo mode to run past the Rakata to draw them to the gizka, and it really did attack just like this post says. I watched it slowly wittle down the entire horde of Rakata one by one with its tongue attack. It took about half an hour, but the little guy got it done.

I also found out another bit of info for this! It seems that while this gizka is active in combat, the game recognizes it as a squadmate. I cast Force Valor, and the gizka had the little animation that pops up when you use it, and I'm pretty sure its combat abilities were improved.

Unfortunately I didn't think to actually check whether it received the stat buffs, but its performance definitely looked like it (Unless there was just a string of wildly lucky rolls right then).

I don't even know what else to say about this.

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Fuck-Marry-Kill: The Sith Triumvirate

Fuck: Sion. Pretty sure that's easier than it sounds because there's probably nothing left for him to fuck with. I'm also curious if, considering his reliance on pain to survive, orgasming would instantly kill him. Solve that problem in about thirty seconds.

Marry: Nihilus, purely so I can divorce him and get custody of Visas.

Kill: Kreia. I enjoyed killing her before, may as well keep that going.

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Important update on the killer gizka:

Since that gizka apparently attacks any enemies, but only Rakatan warriors are normally in that area, I decided to try getting it to fight Mission during a dark side playthrough. This requires making her strong enough to defeat the other party members, then you can kinda nudge her to the gizka. She won't pursue you, but has to be a certain distance away to attack, so if you keep getting in her face, she can be pushed back up the slope.

Will Mission and the gizka fight?

YES.

The gizka is invincible and can hurt Mission, but as part of making her tough enough to survive the rest of the crew trying to kill her, I gave her a regeneration implant. I tried using stasis on her, but the gizka just can't damage her fast enough.

We're in an Unstoppable Force vs Immovable Object scenario.

On the bright side, Mission still lives, and now instead of Carth presumably finding her corpse after the Ebon Hawk leaves, he comes back and finds her locked in this stalemate. The absurdity numbs the pain of getting betrayed again.

[laelish]

Your KotOR comics are so good that your Revan has become canon in my mind, had a dream last night that your Revan and my Exile were travelling the galaxy together trying to solve whatever the crisis of the month was and having a Bad Time with it, and it was beautiful <3

That's wonderful. An important part of any redemption arc is Having a Bad Time With It. I do love how Revan is a hot mess and just drags the Exile right into the middle of all their problems.

How I imagine their adventures going:

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After revealing the existence of aggressive gizka on Rakata Prime, motivated by fanart from @laelish, I thought I should go back to that old save, since I discovered it years ago and never fully tested things.

I'm sorry everyone, I was wrong. The gizka aren't all secretly unstoppable killing machines.

One specific gizka is an unstoppable killing machine. It's the one on the path between the beach and the temple area. I guess this gizka hasn't been noticed before since, on the path to reach it, most people logically kill every available enemy before seeing it, so it doesn't seem any different. I've tried luring enemies in other areas towards other gizka, this is the only one that attacks, and it doesn't wait to be hit, it goes on the offensive the second an enemy gets too close. It's a good thing I've played this game so many times I started deliberately making nonsensical choices, or we might never have found this.

"He's got huge, sharp- he can leap about- look at the bones!"

Guys, maybe you should leave this thing alone.

Never mind.

We've got a straggler.

Oh, he stunned the gizka! Will it make a difference?

Nope.

Sadly, the rancors can't follow me from other areas, so it can't kill one, and the other gizka won't cooperate with me.

Come on! I stunned it for you! I got swiped by those claws so we could make this a team effort! Dinner is served! Stop foraging!

I'm naming you Barriss Jr. after my other favorite adorable yellow-green thing with a shockingly high body count.

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It will run up and attack Rakatan warriors if they get near it, but because of where the gizka is, it's unlikely any warriors will get close enough since the player will probably kill them first. Even if you don't bother to attack them, the warriors aren't tough and companions will probably kill them. I checked a few let's plays of the area, and everyone kills the Rakata before seeing that one gizka. The warriors also don't respawn, so this wouldn't be noticed on the return trip.

I also wondered if it was some kind of weird glitch, but the save file used when taking these screenshots is different from the original one since I needed to replay a little and get back to the planet's start because I wanted to check if other gizka attacked enemies. This gizka does have an attack animation with its tongue, it can get stunned, and its animation when running to fight looks more aggressive than the usual hopping. This is a uniquely programmed and animated gizka, but it's also extremely unintuitive for an easter egg.

Even for me, finding this was dumb luck. I only let those Rakatan warriors live because I needed an enemy in that area to knock Bastila out as part of a completely different zany scheme. This game came out more than 22 years ago, and I can't find anything online about this gizka. I would appreciate it if other people checked whether they also get the killer gizka.

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After revealing the existence of aggressive gizka on Rakata Prime, motivated by fanart from @laelish, I thought I should go back to that old save, since I discovered it years ago and never fully tested things.

I'm sorry everyone, I was wrong. The gizka aren't all secretly unstoppable killing machines.

One specific gizka is an unstoppable killing machine. It's the one on the path between the beach and the temple area. I guess this gizka hasn't been noticed before since, on the path to reach it, most people logically kill every available enemy before seeing it, so it doesn't seem any different. I've tried luring enemies in other areas towards other gizka, this is the only one that attacks, and it doesn't wait to be hit, it goes on the offensive the second an enemy gets too close. It's a good thing I've played this game so many times I started deliberately making nonsensical choices, or we might never have found this.

"He's got huge, sharp- he can leap about- look at the bones!"

Guys, maybe you should leave this thing alone.

Never mind.

We've got a straggler.

Oh, he stunned the gizka! Will it make a difference?

Nope.

Sadly, the rancors can't follow me from other areas, so it can't kill one, and the other gizka won't cooperate with me.

Come on! I stunned it for you! I got swiped by those claws so we could make this a team effort! Dinner is served! Stop foraging!

I'm naming you Barriss Jr. after my other favorite adorable yellow-green thing with a shockingly high body count.

[laelish]

THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF SOLVING A PROBLEM. THE GIZKAS ARE IN DANGER!!!!

Also those gizkas are the one last shred of sanity they've got left. Emotional support gizkas pulling double shifts all week. Everyone better put them back on the ship now.

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Not sure if this was just meant to be a joke or if you already knew about the mechanic, but the gizka on Rakata Prime can attack enemies with their tongues. They are also invincible.

This little guy is gonna wear down those warriors, one hit point per tongue flick.

[laelish]

THEY FUCKING WHAT.

New plan for galaxy domination. Gonna be Darth Gizka.

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Ignorance like this is why the Sith will always fail.

[laelish]

THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF SOLVING A PROBLEM. THE GIZKAS ARE IN DANGER!!!!

Also those gizkas are the one last shred of sanity they've got left. Emotional support gizkas pulling double shifts all week. Everyone better put them back on the ship now.

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Not sure if this was just meant to be a joke or if you already knew about the mechanic, but the gizka on Rakata Prime can attack enemies with their tongues. They are also invincible.

This little guy is gonna wear down those warriors, one hit point per tongue flick.

[laelish]

All Bastila wants is to go thrive in her Bad Girl Era, but the entire galaxy really does depend on her Not Doing That.