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@incorrect-penguins
Sid: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Guentzy: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Sid: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Geno: edible
Sid, admiring a sleeping Geno: You’re so cute.
Geno, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Sid, lovingly: I know.
Sidney Crosby, addressing the team: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Kris Letang: But – that’s just a trash can.
Sid: It sure is!
hi all, i’m sorry for the lack of posting </3
i need wrist surgery and i’ll be posting up until that date but then i’m gonna have to go on a long break </3 i love y’all
Sidney Crosby : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Evgeni Malkin: You and me!!!
Sidney Crosby , tearing up: Okay.
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My anxiety is chronic, but this ass is iconic
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Alive aha.. fuck
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That wasn’t very cash money of you
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breaking news: jake guentzel has forced the Bellagio staff to make the entire Metropolitan team jake shakes in celebration of their win.
jack hughes is three deep already.
inspiring.
hi everyone it’s been a minute, and i’m so sorry for the delay i’m gonna spam post tomorrow <3
in the mean time, if you’d like to follow my new hockey twitter account, please do so! : x
(Ignore that this is weeks late) For the fun categories: gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
okay so i had to look up what this is, cause i don’t have twitter LMAO i feel like a grandmother with this. but this was my interpretation of what i read??? apparently it’s a motto or something that makes fun of live laugh love?? idk anyway
Gaslight, GateKeep, GirlBoss.
- Zach Aston-Reese: definitely has this crocheted on a pillow. definitely hits Bryan Rust with it while screaming how much of a “girl boss” he is. also introduced the concept of this to the team
-Kasperi Kapanen: annoys Geno with this, especially by learning to say it in Finnish and Russian. takes the gaslighting to a max, but also will girl boss his way into having someone paint his toenails yellow to match his crocs. facetimed Brandon Tanev to spread the word to the Kraken.
-Evgeni Malkin: got annoyed by Kappy so much he incorporated it into his everyday lingo. really focused in on girlboss. had ZAR (aston-reese) get him a matching pillow with it inscribed. calls Sid a girlboss cause he doesn’t quite know what it means.
-Brock McGinn: i don’t have an explanation, but he just looks like a gaslight and girlboss kinda guy
-John Marino: this man screams girl boss. definitely annoys Sam Lafferty (his roommate) and Kris Letang with it. gets matching toe nail pedicures with Kappy.
-Tristan Jarry: gatekeep kinda guy, but also learned how to girlboss from ZAR. not much to tell, but also annoys Rusty with it
-Brian Dumoulin: has no idea what it means, but thinks it’s fun to annoy Kris. partners in crime with Johnny.
LMAO SAME
Brian Dumoulin: How's the sexiest person here~?
Kris Letang: I don't know, how are you~?
Dumo, flustered: I-
John Marino, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Tristan Jarry: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Teddy Blueger, blushing: Okay.
Zach Aston-Reese: It's fucking summer.
Bryan Rust : There's no way he likes me back.
Jeff Carter: Jake would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Bryan : Jake would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
Sidney Crosby: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Evgeni Malkin: Yes.
Sid: I love you.
Geno: It back.
*Later*
Jeff Carter: Why is Sid crying face-down on the floor?
Kris Letang: What's wrong with you?
John Marino: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
hi, i’ve been struggling to find good quotes so send me fun categories and i’ll tell you which of the himbos fits into that category thank you <3
Bryan Rust: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Kasperi Kapanen: Please, just say fuck.
