Incorrect YOI Quotes

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Pitchit: i think i got a good place! yuuri, what do you think you got?

Yuuri: crippling anxiety

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Viktor: are you in love with otabek?

Yurio: *sweats* ...no

Viktor: then why do you keep writing y+o everywhere

Yurio: it stands for “you’re obnoxious”

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[Victuuri is waiting for score announcements]

Yuuri: dont day a word

Viktor: Fergalicious

Yuuri: I said don’t say a word!

Viktor: Oh, i see. two weeks ago when we were playing scrabble it wasn’t a real word. suddenly it is cause it’s convenient for you

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Yurio: *opening a capri sun* guess i’ll drink my sorrows away

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Victor: *writes kiss 100 boys on his to do list*

Yuuri: *smiles at him*

Victor: *scribbles words out* *writes kiss 1 boy 100 times*

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I love this blog it never fails to make me laugh

thanks my man 💜

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Me casually reading through this turned into laughing so hard I can't breathe and all my friends using the posts to roast each other

I’m glad you’re using them to roast each other that is there exact use 😂😂😂

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(inspo)

just in case anyone was wondering, yes, i am still as obsessed with them as i’ve always been.

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Yuuri: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Yurio: I’m a knife.

Otabek: *from across the room* he’s a little spoon

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Otabek: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands.

Yurio: Beka, that’s physically impossible-

Otabek, cupping Yurio’s face in his hands: Are you sure?

Yurio: Stop it, I have a reputation.

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The Best Friend of Yuuri Katsuki

Phichit && Yuuri playlist

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“We are not having sex, Phichit, I’m not that kind of guy. Love you too much to play with your cock.” Yuuri stuck out his tongue before continuing to brush his teeth as Phichit pouted.

“So mean to me Yuuri, it’s not like I haven’t seen yours before, I could be just what you need because I-”

“Phichit! Jeez, stop it, I’m attempting to clean myself, not dirty myself with thoughts of your dick.”

“I am offended you aren’t always thinking about my cock, it’s beautiful.”

“Go the fuck to sleep, Chulanont!”

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OKAY LISTEN UP

AN AMAZING PERSON WROTE A ONE-SHOT THINGY FOR ONE OF MY POSTS AND I ACTUALLY LOVE IT SO MUCH THEYRE AMAZING GO GIVE THEM AND THE STORY SOME LOVE BECAUSE HOLY FUCK

Them: @pandamilo

Story is here: The Best Friend of Yuuri Katsuki (2128 words) by Pandamilo Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Phichit Chulanont & Katsuki Yuuri, Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Phichit Chulanont/Christophe Giacometti Characters: Phichit Chulanont, Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Mila Babicheva, Sara Crispino, Leo de la Iglesia, Ji Guang-Hong Additional Tags: Crack, Fluff and Crack, Best Friends, Friendship, Falling In Love, First Time Series: Part 12 of Drabbles and Prompts Along Summary:

“We are not having sex, Phichit, I’m not that kind of guy."

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Pitchit: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk

Yuuri: you were yelling at me about how we don’t deserve ducklings.

Pitchit: Listen. We live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you ever seen a duckling, Yuuri? They are soft, fluffy and pure.

Yuuri: ...are you crying?

Pitchit: They are entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect them.

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[JJ, Chris, Viktor and Yuuri are in a car. Yuuri is driving. A McDonald’s looms in the distance and Yuuri starts to drive towards it.]

JJ, Chris, and Viktor: McDonald’s! Mcdonalds! McDonald’s!

Yuuri: [pulls into McDonald’s drive through]

JJ, Chris, and Viktor: *cheering*

Yuuri: hi, can I have one black coffee please?

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JUDGEMENT DAY

If we lose Net Neutrality in the next 24 hours, blame congress. Call your lawmakers now:

202-759-7766

If we lose it guys we’re not just getting charged for using the internet but were also losing these websites

-Google

-Wikipedia

-Twitter

-Uber

-Snapchat

-Spotify

-YouTube

-Facebook

-Netflix

-Gmail

-Soundcloud

-Instagram

-ALL online games and networks

-ALL online shopping services

-ALL online classes

-ALL the porn

Just 24 hours until the choice is made. Do your part if you already haven’t. Call the FCC and tell them you don’t want to pay for social media

-CALL: 202-418-1000

Or text RESIST to 50409 and get walked through the process of making your voice heard to your senator. They represent you and always will

But in the mean time Tumblr, BREAK THE INTERNET. Reblog these pics, post your own thoughts/blogs, spread the word, Join the Fight!

Don’t lie down and wait for results, make the results happen, we’re the people, we’re stronger than we know. Now let’s out and show it

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NOOOO NOT TWITTER, Oh my GOD NOOO we have to act quick.

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y’all should rb this to all of your blogs if you have more than one, just saying

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Yurio: I see you got FAT! JJ: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot!

Idk if this had been done but. I live for their frenemy relationship.

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I just want to say that your blog is amazing. That is all. :)

Awe thank you so much!!!! <3