totally accurate and correct

have you accepted saegusa kii as your lord and savior? run by lilydeity and 8bitcat!

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Yume: I lost Koharu years ago.

Koharu: Please stop telling everyone I'm dead.

Yume: Sometimes I can still hear her voice...

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Ichigo: So how did Mikuru get into showbusiness?

Mizuki: She fucked me and my manager.

Ichigo: Well, at least she isn't classist.

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Ichigo: Mizuki, how old are you?

Mizuki: Erm, sixteen, why?

Ichigo: So, let me get this straight. You left Starlight Academy at the age of 16 to become an independent idol, and even opened your own office down by the coast.

Mizuki: ...Yes, and?

Ichigo: ...Is that legal, or...?

Mizuki: Uh...

Ichigo: I mean, you just didn't finish your education. Are you going to school while also running a business? And for that matter, are you even legally allowed to own a business at the age of 16?

Mizuki: Mikuru runs a flower shop!

Ichigo: Mikuru falls under just as many questions!

Mizuki: ...

Ichigo: ...

Mizuki: ...T-the suspension of disbelief...?

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Yuu: So what's going on with Kokone?

Juri: Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.

Miyabi: I HAVE A NAME!

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Ran: Ichigo, why is Naoto crying?

Ichigo: I told him he needs to focus on not being a little bitch, but that's none of my business.

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starlight school musical

Rin: I DON'T DANCE!

Madoka: dancing is a required part of the curriculum and you are dancing right at this very moment

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Rin: STAMP ON THE GROUND! JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP

Madoka: it's 3AM please stop singing shitty early 2000s techno songs

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Rin: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?!?!

Madoka: FUCK YOU!!!

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Miyabi: *sees Kokone*

Miyabi: I am calm, cool, and collected. I will not run. I will not yell.

Kokone: *comes closer*

Miyabi: I am cALM, c-cOOL, AND COLLECTED- I AM RUNNINGn I AM YELLING.

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Seira: Alright, Sora. Since Kii's gone for the week, you need to be my producer. Can you write me a terrible new song?

Sora: [slowly falls forward before slamming her face into the keyboard]

Seira: "It was the last day of summer, and the first day of the rest of her life."

Seira: Wow! You did that with your face!

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Kaede: hey guys! wanna see my new POCKET PROTECTOR?

Ichigo: sure!

Kaede: [pulls a gun out of her breast pocket] it's an M-9 double action pistol!

Ichigo: WHAT THE FUCK

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Yurika: I love eating pie!

Ran: O-oh...r-really~?

Yurika: Yeah! Apple, cherry, pumpkin, you name it, I love it!

Ran: Oh. Well then. I misunderstood.

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Lily: why do people in the aikatsudo a shouting? small singing, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

Laura: what

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Ran: Your hair is so messed up, you should go look in a...

Yurika: Look in a what?

Ran: Uhh...

Yurika: I want to hear you say it.

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Hikari: This is my wall of inspirational women.

Shion: Is that a picture of you?

Hikari: Yes. I'm big enough to admit that I'm often inspired by myself.

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Miyabi: [enters room looking disshevelled] Sorry I'm late, I was... Doing things.

Kokone: [runs in after her, more disshevelled] SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS!

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Kaede: How come macaroni and cheese isn't on every shelf?

Mizuki: Some people think other food tastes good too.

Kaede: They're wrong.