Incorrect Arsenal FC Quotes

Things the boys have (probably) said at some point. Sources mostly from tumblr. May contain shipping and NSFW materials. Asks/submissions are welcomed!

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Leandro: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses.

Viktor: Second only to the neck.

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Viktor, after the Champions League final: How did you survive?

Declan: Spite.

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Viktor, after Ben threw his glasses away: You're a psychopath.

Ben: I prefer the term "Creative".

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Ben: How would you like your hair cut ?

Richy: Well, with a scissors I suppose? But a sword would be pretty cool, not gonna lie.

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Richy: Friend groups are just platonic harems.

Christian:

Christian: Why the hell would you say that??

Piero: He's not wrong.

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Jorginho: Will you shut up?

Richy: No, I love the sound of my own voice and I will not apologize for that.

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Gabriel: Gabby, if you keep stressing like that, you're gonna give yourself an ulcer.

Gabby: At least then my acid reflux would have a friend.

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Gabby: I told you, I'm fine. Why the hell do you keep asking?

Christian: You had 10 cups of coffee in two minutes.

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Gabby, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Gabi: Yeah, sure.

[A few minutes later]

Gabi: Here you go.

Gabby:

Richy: Why am I here?

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Mikel: Bukayo, while I'm gone, you're in charge.

Bukayo: Yes!

Mikel, whispering to Martin: Martin, you're secretly in charge.

Martin: Obviously.

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[After the game against Sunderland]

Mikel: I miss my husband.

Mikel: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

Granit: Mikel, we said goodbye to each other like 10 minutes ago.

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Heinze, staring at Max: I didn't think you were gonna adopt another kid!

Mikel: You should always think I'm gonna adopt another kid.

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Gabriel: See, Willo, the way this whole friend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.

Willo: The deep stuff? Uh oh. Like what?

Gabriel: Like... What's your favorite color?

Willo: Now you've stepped over the line.

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Richy: Are you in a relationship?

Willo: Yes I am.

Richy: For how long?

Willo: A year now.

Richy: Ok.

Richy: How much longer?

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Mikel: Willo, did you use team funds to buy a trampoline?

Willo: ...Yes.

Mikel: Excellent idea! I want one for my office.

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Declan: Don't be sorry! You're nothing but an angel! You tried to help us which is a sweet move!

Ethan: You're yelling nice things at me again and it's very confusing!

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Ethan: What's gaslight?

Myles: You know what it is.

Ethan: I do not.

Myles: Yes you do.