Wild Republic

"I need a pay raise" - Onejunn 2kforever

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Sungjun: I have made the decision to trust you.

Suwoong: A horrible decision, really.

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Onejunn: [to Sungjun, Minsu and Suwoong] Did you do it?

Sungjun: Something goes wrong you blame us. After all these years, where's the trust?

[pause]

Sungjun: Yes, we did.

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Sungjun: Isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitos just because they’re annoying?

Sungjun: Like damn, if people did that to other people I would have died years ago.

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Minsu: So, hyung, I have some news.

Onejunn: What happened?

Minsu: Well, remember when you told me not to burn the dorm down?

Onejunn: You burned the dorm down?!

Minsu: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story.

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[at Suwoong's wedding]

Suwoong: [pulling out bread] Hello everybody, I’d like to make a toast!

The guests: [collective groan]

Sunwoo, whispering to Sungjun: Do you think it’s too early for a divorce?

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Sungjun: Hey, Minsu, can I talk to you for a second?

Minsu: You can do anything to me for any number of seconds.

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Onejunn: Am the only straight person in this group?

Sungjun: I’ve seen the way you look at Sunwoo. You’re not that straight.

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[At Disneyland, in the teacups]

Sunwoo and Onejunn: [spinning a little and talking]

Minsu, Sungjun and Suwoong: [flying past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

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Hello so I’m writing this Boys Republic fan fic and I’m just gonna post it here because it’s mainly texting trash but I am trying. 

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Onejunn: Now, you two – behave yourselves. If I hear you've blown up a toilet or –

Minsu: Blown up a toilet? We’ve never blown up a toilet.

Sungjun: Great idea though, thanks, hyung.

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Sungjun: Wait for it, wait for it... 9:01! Jo Wonjun is officially late for practice for the first time ever. All right, let's do this. Who's got theories?

Minsu: His alarm didn't go off.

Sungjun: All three alarms? All with battery back-up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Suwoong: Oh! He was taken in his sleep!

Sungjun: That's what I'm talking about! Super dark, Suwoong, but way more plausible than Minsu's idiotic alarm clock theory.

Sunwoo: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.

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[something is on fire]

Sungjun: Minsu, what did you do?!

Minsu: MY BEST!!!

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Sunwoo: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Sungjun: Is that a picture of you?

Sunwoo: Yes. I am big enough to admit that I often inspire myself.

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Sunwoo: I have waited three months for the house to be empty, and it is finally here. Today, I am taking an uninterrupted shower. No more stopping because somebody needs to pee or we ran out of hot water or someone let an opossum into the house.

Minsu: I let a racoon in the house. The possum was his loser friend.

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Sungjun: It was lit!

Onejunn: The place was lit up?

Sungjun: No, it was LIT!

Onejunn: There was a fire?

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Minsu: Now Sunwoo, you need to find a healthy way to get your anger out. So when you are upset, try hitting this pillow.

Sunwoo: [hits the pillow so hard, Minsu gets hurt]

Minsu: After I put it down!

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Onejunn: You need to call the doctor and make the appointment yourself.

Minsu: Actually, I’m okay. I really only need one good ankle.