Incorrect Cimorelli Quotes

Super random.

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Christina: You guys are idiots, did you know that?


Dani:


lisa:


lauren:


dani: In our own defense, we actually did know that.

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Lisa: Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!

Christina: Really? [looks] My God, he’s really cute.

Lisa: Go for it.

Christina: Lisa, I have a boyfriend!

Cute Guy: [To christina] Hi!

Christina: Oh, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, I have a boyfriend.

Cute Guy: Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to talk to your friend.

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Christina: Well you should be embarrassed. [leaves]

Cute Guy: [to lisa] I thought you knew I was looking at you.

Lisa: I did, but that was really fun.

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Dani, to Christina: You think that disapproving glare works on me after after all the times I’ve seen it?

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Lisa: I know Christina and Kath isn't here! But Don't panic, I'm in charge here.

Lauren: THAT'S WHY WE'RE PANICKING!

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Interviewer: Have you got any enemies?

Dani: No. I’m universally popular and well-liked. Why would anyone not like me?

Christina: I can think of a few reasons.

Amy: same.

Katherine: Definitely.

Lauren: loads of them.

Lisa: …You annoy people.

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Great. I think I got it, but just in case, tell me the whole thing again. I wasn’t listening.

Probably Dani at some point

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Amy: I'm sick of being such a big loser.

Dani: [faking sympathy] Aw, Ams - you're not big.

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Christina: Is there anyone here who's NOT gay?

Lisa: [raises hand]

Amy: [pulls Lisa's hand down]

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Lauren: I am such an idiot.

Dani: ...

Lauren: ...

Dani: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.

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Lisa: What a week, huh?

Amy: lisa, it's Wednesday.

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Dani: Shoutout to my parents for making the most perfect kid ever.

Lisa: is that Christina? I always knew

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Christina: You can buy 2 candies only.

Dani: JUST TWO?!

[she runs off]

Dani: [walks back with a large gummy bear]

Dani: This counts as one.

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Katherine: How are you feeling?

Christina: I’ve been experiencing a bad headache lately that seems to come and go.

Dani, walking in: Christina!

Christina: It's back again.

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[neither Lisa or Amy can sleep]

Amy: You awake?

Lisa: Yea, are you?

Amy: You know that was me who just said that?

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Dani: (turning around on a chair)

You've been avoiding me, Lauren.

Lauren: How do you do that without turning around?

Dani: ........

Dani: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Lisa: I need to say something. And I don't want any criticism or judgment whatsoever.

Dani: And you came to me?

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Christina: Is it true that Dani once spent three days in the trunk of a car waiting to scare someone?

Katherine: No...

Lisa: It was five.