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Incorrect Greta and Carson Quotes ⚾️🍑 She/Her Part of D’Arcy Carden’s Horde 😉 🧡🤍💗

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Carson: *Sitting on a bench*

Greta: Why do you look so sad?

Carson: Sit down so I can tell you

Greta: *Sits down*

Carson: This bench is freshly painted

Greta: 😳

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Carson: *Looking at Greta* Wow she’s so pretty!

Max: Don’t feel that way, Carson. You’re pretty too.

Carson: I’m not jealous, Max. I’m Gay.

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Jo: Why are you naked?

Greta: I… don’t have any clothes…

Jo: *Opens Greta’s Closet* You have lots of clothes. Like this blouse, this skirt, this coat, hi Carson, oh and these sweaters…

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Greta: *Wearing a cute dress*

Carson: *Sighs* I wish I could pull that off…

Greta: Go ahead

Carson: What

Greta: What

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Carson: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.

Greta *Under her breath*: I’m starving

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Greta: *Wakes up* Hey, what time is it?

Carson: I don’t know, pass me that trombone and I’ll find out.

Carson: *Blasts the trombone*

Jess: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2 IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!?!

Carson: It’s 2 a.m.

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Greta: You have a sweet looking ass!

Carson: What was that?

Greta: I said you had nice eyes.

Carson: I liked the first one better.

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Carson: The food is too hot, I can’t eat it.

Greta: You’re too hot and I still eat you.

Carson: *Blushes*

Greta: *Winks at her*

Lupe: One dinner. We just want ONE DINNER!

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Carson: We are a team now. Ride or die right?

Greta: Of course, I’d totally ride you.

Carson: What?

Greta: what?

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Maybelle: Hey, what’s up with Carson? She’s been laying on the floor for like 15 minutes.

Jo: Oh, she’s just a little overwhelmed?

Maybelle: Why?

Jo: Greta smiled.

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Greta: *Gets a Papercut*

Carson: HASN’T SHE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!



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Carson *hyperventilating*: 911? Yeah, my wife is going into labor.

911 Operator: Is this her first child?

Carson:

Greta: Don’t you DARE-

Carson: NO, THIS IS HER WIFE!!

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Shirley: Why are your tongues purple?

Carson: I had a blue slurpee

Greta: And I had a red one

Shirley: Oh?

Shirley:

Shirley: OH!

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Carson: *Knocking on the bathroom door* Greta, we need to go! Come out!

Greta: I’m gay!

Carson: Not what I meant, but I support you!

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Carson: *Whispering* Greta, please, no one knows we’re dating.

Jess and Lupe: *Walking by* Yes we do!

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Greta: Hey sweetheart, do you happen to have a mirror in your pocket?

Carson: No, why?

Greta: Because I can see myself in your pants.

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Carson: There is no ‘I’ in team, but there is one in Pizza.

Greta:… So you’re not going to share?

Carson: I’m not going to share.