Incorrect Inside Job Quotes

Inside Job memes, mostly incorrect Quotes!

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Reagan: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Reagen: Listen, I can explain...

Gigi: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Andre: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Brett: You guys are getting paid?

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Reagan: Am I going too far?

Gigi: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

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Brett: I've connected the two dots.

Reagan: You didn't connect shit.

Brett: I've connected them.

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Brett: Ron, do you want me to show you something nightmareish?

Ron: got enough of those but sure do go ahead.

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JR: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

JR: Anyways, you said Brett is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

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Brett, opening a Capri Sun: guess ill drink my sorrows away

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Glenn: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Myc: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Andre: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Myc: Good thinking.

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i just saw that john mulaney clip where he says "when i walk down the street, i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. it’s exhausting." and thought of brett, which immediately made me wonder if there was an incorrect quotes blog for inside job, and here i am!

haha yeah, that fits to Brett!

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Gigi: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Brett: If?

Glenn: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Reagan: Andre, we tried things your way.

Andre: No, we didn't.

Reagan: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Reagan: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Reagan: We need a distraction.

Rand: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Brett, whispering: My time has come

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Reagan: "What sort of idiot designs a robot you can't fuck?"

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Brett: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Andre: The cow???

Brett: What?

Reagan: Andre, W H Y?

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Andre: I think Reagan was right.

Myc: I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Brett: She wouldn't do that.

Reagan: You're right, Brett For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Reagan: * turns around, the shirt she's wearing says 'Reagan Told You So' on the back *

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Reagan, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Gigi: Hey.

Myc: Hi.

Glenn: Hello.

Brett: Hey!

Reagan: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Andre: We were out of Doritos.