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JC: "What are you doing?"

Racc: *wiggling in JC's arms* "hiding"

JC: ...?

JC: "do you mean 'hugging'?"

Racc: *stops* "Did I fucking stutter?"

Racc: "This is my safe place."

Racc: "Now shut up and put your arms around me."

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Racc: "I met a real dumbass today"

JC: "Oh, did you look in the mirror?"

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Sorry for not posting for literal months, I'll try to post more often :')

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"What if I told my kids that JC and Racc were Beck and Jade from Victorious"

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JC: Hey racc, can you pass the lemonade?

Racc: Juicy or fruity

JC: Surprise me.

Racc: *Pisses in the fucking glass*

JC: *Sips* Ew you know I hate spicy shit

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(Racc and JC live together and they're out buying groceries)

Racc: are we done yet? i'm bored.

JC: Yes we're done...

Racc: * rejoices *

JC: with this half of the shopping list.

Racc: I hate my life.

(prompt idea from @//sparkfairee)

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JC (out of anger): "fuck me."

Racc: "..will do."