Bounce

Mama always said, if you didn't have anything nice to say, speak now or forever hold your peace. ...I messed that one up, didn't I?

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*making dinner*

Jackson: alright, let's roast this chicken

BamBam: ok *turns to the chicken* the only time you ever got laid was the day you were born

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BamBam: Dude, you're my best friend

Jackson: Best friend??? Man, I'm your only friend; I've gotta deal with you all day...

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BamBam: Jinyoung, guess what? Yugyeom and I are gonna be on TV!

Jinyoung: What did you set on fire?!

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Jaebum: Jinyoung, there's a package for you.

Jinyoung: Shake it.

Jaebum: *shakes with all his might*

Jinyoung: Hyung, not you the package.

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BamBam: Really sometimes you need to chill

Jinyoung: Excuse me?

BamBam: You are not funny! you never make jokes

Jinyoung: I made you

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Youngjae: Dad?! Dad...!!!

Jaebum: *enters Youngjae's bedroom* What is it?

Youngjae: Can you close my closet door for me, please?

Jaebum: Why?

Youngjae: So monsters won't come out.

Jaebum: What makes you think monsters can't open doors?

Youngjae: ....

Youngjae: *slept in his parents' bed for 3 months*

Jinyoung: Good job, hon.

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Jaebum: *his phone rings*

Jackson: *laughs*

Jackson: you still call your dad 'daddy'?

Jaebum: *answering*

Jaebum: Hey Jinyoung.

Jackson: *chokes*

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Jaebum: Do you know that hugging helps lower blood pressure?

Jaebum: And kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute?

Jinyoung: I see.

Jaebum: Wanna work out?

Jinyoung: What?!

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BamBam: What's up?

Jaebum: Gas prices

BamBam: Lol dad, i meant like what are you doing

Jaebum: Your mom

BamBam: I want to move out!

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Jinyoung: *mumbles* you're perfect in every way.

Jaebum: what?

Jinyoung: I said that you're terrible and probably GAY!

Jinyoung: *under his breath* please be a little gay...

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Yugyeom: You can't live without me

Jinyoung: What are you? My phone charger?

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Jaebum: I'm a man. I'm the head of family in this house. I do what I want when I-

Jaebum: *checks that he didn't buttdial Jinyoung*

Jaebum: *checks the kitchen for Jinyoung*

Jaebum: *checks outside to make sure Jinyoung didn't come home yet*

Jaebum: When I want!

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Jinyoung: I'm so sorry, I'm gonna be about half an hour late.

Jaebum: *forgot they were even meeting, still in bed* You always do this.

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Jinyoung: Is it in?

Jaebum: No, not yet...

Jinyoung: Put it in now!

Jaebum: Ok it's in...

Jinyoung: Good now set the timer. No one likes burnt pizza.

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Jaebum: I also have this pretty rock

Jaebum: Jinyoung gave it to me

Jinyoung: I threw it at you

Jaebum: He's really nice

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Youngjae: We can just sit back and take it easy.

Jaebum: No, we're gonna lean forward and take it hard.

Jinyoung: ...Dude

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Youngjae: Romeo and Juliet is a love story, right?

Jaebum: Romeo and Juliet is NOT a love story. It is a tragedy about how young love is stupid and shortsighted.

Jinyoung: Romeo and Juliet is indeed a tragedy, but the love between the two stars is not stupid or shortsighted - it is genuine and beautiful. The tragedy comes from the fact that the rivalry between the Capulets and the Montagues destabilizes their community and kills two innocent kids who loved each other.

Yugyeom: Mercutio is gay.