Quotes Kakashi and Gai didn't say

  Taking quotes from shows, tumblr posts, movies, etc, and applying them to KakaGai! If you have any suggestions, let me know! Enjoy!  

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Mirai: No offense, but why are you gay? Kakashi and Gai, pulling out a PowerPoint Presentation: We’re glad you asked! :D

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Gai: Are you free this Saturday? Kakashi: I would do anything to be free Gai: Can you just fucking say if you're free or not.

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Neji, watching Gai and Kakashi panic: What's going on? Tenten: Gai-sensei is having a midlife crisis and Kakashi-sensei is just having a crisis.

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Gai: Look Kakashi, a flock of elephants! Kakashi: ...Herd of elephants? Gai: Yeah, of course I've heard of elephants! There's a flock of them right there!

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Gai, texting: Hey Kakashi, wanna go out to town with me?? Kakashi, texting back three hours later: *GIF of a puppy* Kakashi: Sure. Gai: Yay!!! You didn't respond, so I thought you were on a mission! :) Kakashi: I wasn't on a mission. I needed a good reaction image, is all.

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Gai: Is there anyone you have a crush on in anbu? Kakashi: What? I'm literally still inside you, is this the time?

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Kakashi: I need a hug.

Gai: W-

Kakashi: Not from you.

Gai: That's fair.

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Kakashi: Somehow it's different with us. You see, Gai, I've never had such strong feelings for anyone as I do for you. Gai: Uh… Kakashi: Except… there's one problem. I feel as if I cannot love you as an ordinary man. You're my comrade, the man I fight alongside. Gai: I know that, you didn't need to tell me. I knew how you felt. It's not as if… as if I hoped you would love me. I never thought that. Kakashi: Gai? Gai: We said it all, right? I'm going. Kakashi: I'm just getting started. If this battle ever comes to an end… if I make it out alive… If we made it that far, would you come live with me?

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Gai: Hey Kakashi, have you noticed that I haven't been speaking to you for the past 3 days? Kakashi: Uh, yeah, I've noticed. Gai: So what do you have to say about that? Kakashi: Can I get two more days?

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Gai: I wish I were more like you. Kakashi: No. Gai: What? Kakashi: Stay exactly as you are. Gai: But- Kakashi: You don't want to be like me. It's a miserable state of mind. No matter what you go through, you still have faith in others. It's what I adore about you. Gai: But what if- Kakashi: I will take care of the 'what ifs'. You will be you, and I will be me. And we will be each other's... equilibrium. Deal? Gai: ...I like that arrangement.

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Kakashi, looking over his options: I have a question about the menu, please. Gai: Kakashi! The men he pleases are none of our business!

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Kakashi: I fucking love Tam and Paula, man. Did you know it's just one guy? Yamato: *phone rings* Hold on, it's Gai. --Hello? Gai: Hey man, what's up? Yamato: I don't fucking know, man, you called me. Kakashi, butting in: Hey Gai, do you listen to Tam and Paula? Gai: Bro I'm just so litty off this fire zaza you gave me. I'm seeing colors and shit. Yamato, whispering to Kakashi: I sold him an eighth of oregano. Kakashi (blasting Tame Impala over his phone): Listen to this, man! Yamato: Can you turn that shit down! Kakashi: Gai, if you had to guess, how many people do you think are in this band?

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Gai: None of this is your fault! None of anything you ever did is your fault!

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Kakashi: You got some dick for me? Gai: Can't you ask me how my day was first? Kakashi: Fuck your day.

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Gai: Hello, Rival! I'm home! Kakashi, smiling to himself: Yes. You really are my home.

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Gai: Are you frying chicken, rival? Haha, just kidding. You make a lot of noise when you pee. I like that.

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Kakashi: My door is always open. Gai: Always? How dangerous. Seems you leave me no choice. Unless you get tired of me. Kakashi: No, never. Ebisu: I cannot take another season of you two verbally edging each other. This HAS to be the season you fu-