Quotes Kakashi and Gai didn't say

  Taking quotes from shows, tumblr posts, movies, etc, and applying them to KakaGai! If you have any suggestions, let me know! Enjoy!  

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Gai: There’s a time and place for camping. Kakashi: That time is never and that place is a hotel with indoor plumbing and room service.

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Gai: Didn’t realize my rival was standing right behind me until I said out loud that I was really craving an apple, and he goes- Kakashi: “Okay, horse behavior!” Gai: -Unfortunately, that spooked me pretty bad, so I did kick him in the teeth

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Gai: Don't be afraid. Kakashi: I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life. Gai: What are you talking about? Kakashi: I love you. Gai: You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we'd be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives. Kakashi: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly... deeply... love you. And before we die, I want you to know.

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Gai: Kakashi finds me charming. Genma: Kakashi finds you exhausting. Gai: Those aren't mutually exclusive.

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Mirai: It’s not gay if I want to date Tatsumi, but as colleagues, right? Kakashi: I’m no expert, but that sounds pretty gay. Gai: I’m an expert. That’s gay.

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Gai: Babe... Kakashi: Yes Gai I would still love you if you became a rock or a worm or a caterpillar or a fish or a taco or whatever else you were about to ask.

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Kakashi: I can't marry you, you're too good for me! Gai: What does that even mean?! Kakashi: You are too nice to me! Gai: I'll be less nice! Kakashi: Your gifts are too specific! Gai: I'll get you a gift card! --I'm sorry, I never meant to not hurt you! Kakashi: You're too emotionally supportive! Gai: We can work on that in therapy!

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Gai, to Kakashi: You're not healing to be able to handle trauma, pain, anxiety, depression. You're used to those. You're healing to be able to handle joy and to accept happiness back into your life.

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Kakashi: It's not safe out there. Gai: Oh, and it's safe in here?

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Kakashi: What happened down there? Gai: You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Kakashi: Try me.

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Kakashi, to Gai: I was slipping away, that's what it felt like, life was leaving me, but I wasn't afraid; then I remembered: "There was something I was meant to do; somewhere I was meant to be."

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Gai: I'm having problems with my hearing. Kakashi: Can you describe the symptoms? Gai: Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy.

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Gai: That's the right idea? You didn't misunderstand? Kakashi: I get the wrong idea only when it suits me.

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Gai: How come you're not married? ...Sorry, if you don't want to say... Kakashi: Probably the same reason you're not married. Gai: Because such a high percentage of men are jerks? Kakashi: No. Gai: Because romance is scarce and winters are long? Kakashi: That's true, but... Gai: Because you're looking for someone fun to be with? Who understands your bullshit but is still crazy about you anyway? Kakashi: That's a bit much to ask for. Gai: No, it's not.

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Kakashi: I don't think this thing thinks it's Madara, I think this thing IS Madara. Gai: Well Madara is in deep shit.

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Gai: [shuffling a deck of cards way too fast] Pick a card, any card! Kakashi: Gai, we've been stuck in here for four hours. Please, no more magic tricks. Gai: Just pick one! Tenten taught it to me! It’ll help pass the time, and mathematically speaking, the illusion of free choice in sleight of hand is fascinating— Kakashi: [picks a card, doesn't look at it, eats it] Gai: ... Gai: [tears up slightly] That... that was not part of the probability matrix.

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Kakashi: Just eat your soup. Gai: ...I see letters. Sakumo: Yes, it’s alphabet soup! Gai: O h h h . . . *carefully mixes the soup, before blinking* 'A!' Kakashi: ...You don’t have to eat it in order, Gai.