limited edition kakashi;

naruto;

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minato: can I be frank with you guys?

kakashi: sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

obito: can I still be obito?

rin: shh, let frank speak.

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kakashi: sometimes, i don’t realize an event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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kakashi: when i get murdered, can you make sure i become an unsolved case?

yamato: wHat?

kakashi: i want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

yamato: can we go back to the part when you said "when get murdered", kakashi-senpai?

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obito: i’ve met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, kakashi, are a fucking cactus.

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obito: kakashi, you know how much i love you…

kakashi: whaddya want?

obito: a partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!

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obito: as a responsible adult-

kakashi: *chuckles*

obito: …as a responsible adult—

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Are you fine if these text posts are used as an inspiration for a fic? Asking just in case! 💕

suuure, i don’t see why not:) just drop the name somewhere, i’d gladly read it!!

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kakashi: smart is attractive. educate me on something i don't know!

obito: the mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

kakashi: stop.

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obito: that sounds super! doesn’t that sound super, bakashi?

kakashi: no.

obito: i think i speak for bakashi when i say it sounds really super.

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minato: what are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to?

rin: breakfast in bed!

obito: letters from rin!

kakashi: my favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.

kakashi: the screams of my enemies are a close second though.

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obito, trying to flirt with kakashi: i think both of our families suck.

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kakashi: i’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. no response.

obito: wow. he sounds stupid.

kakashi: but he’s not. he’s really smart actually. just dense.

obito: maybe you need to be more obvious? like, i don’t know… “hey! i love you!”

kakashi: i guess you’re right. hey obito, i love you.

obito: see! just say that!

kakashi: holy fucking shit.

obito: if that flies over his head then, sorry kakashi, but he’s too dumb for you.

kakashi: obito.

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obito: we have a problem.

kakashi: no, YOU have a problem. i have an idiot who keeps making them.

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sasuke: i'm gonna nickname my child "lil bitch".

kakashi: i see you're passing on your name.

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sasuke: you use emoji’s like a straight person.

kakashi: that’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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obito: how long do you think it'll take?

kakashi: i don’t know, three or four.

obito: three or four what? days? weeks? months?

kakashi: yeah, maybe five.

obito: five what?!

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obito, after getting a library card: now i know what true power feels like.