these were all definitely said though

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Power move: saying ‘that’s treason’ every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you.

Emily

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Louisa: Oh shit, I’ve got it Michael! Here’s what we do-

Michael: Federal pool inspectors.

Louisa: No…

Michael: Oh sorry, it was stupid.

Louisa: Hey, hey, no idea is bad. It just wasn’t good.

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Michael: Dipshit gave me a get better soon card.

Tyrell: That’s sweet.

Michael: No, I’m not sick. He just thinks I can do better.

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Emily: Would you date a man that’s shorter than you?

Charlotte: No.

Emily: That’s kinda shallow.

Charlotte: I’m gay, Emily.

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Gemma: I wasn't that drunk last night.

Louisa: You flirted with Charlotte.

Gemma: So what? She's my wife.

Louisa: You asked her if she was single.

Louisa: And cried when she said she wasn't.

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Leon: Michael and I have such a natural chemistry that we finish each other’s-

Michael: Sentences!

Leon: Please don’t interrupt me.

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Tyrell: What's your greatest weakness?

Gemma: I'm uncooperative.

Tyrell: Give me an example?

Gemma: No.

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michael: you gotta learn to love yourself

nica: ???????????????? don't you fucking hate yourself

michael: yeah but this is about you stay focused

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Chuck: You have to pick your battles.

Mallory: Well, I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them.

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Nica: Louisa, look I can fit the whole world in my hands

Louisa: Nica, that's imp-

Nica: [cups Louisa's face]

Louisa: [blushing] I have a reputation

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Michael: Aw, babe! You had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

Leon: …We’re married.

Michael: Still!

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Louisa: Okay guys, c'mon, we need to think straight.

Michael: Well shit then, bye guys.

Louisa: Michael, I swear to god, now is not the time.

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Nica: One day, some guy is gonna see me eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands in my parked car and think ‘That’s her, she’s the one.'

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Nica: I am not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

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Leon: are you okay?

Michael: :)

Leon: is that a yes?

Michael: :)

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Louisa: Last time you cried?

Michael: Uh, 15 minutes ago.

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Louisa: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Gemma: I’m a knife.

Charlotte, from the other side of the room: She’s a little spoon.