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Gwen Stefani was right: this shit is bananas. Justin Rossi || xreignonme

[incredulousthought]

And now I have Baby Shark in my head.

[incredulousthought]

I like when the dog puts me to bed. The whole stare from the hallway until I start the routine gets me every time.

[incredulousthought]

I should write a love letter to coffee. Coffee and French toast.

[incredulousthought]

If your pet or child does something you don’t like, do you say to your partner that’s their pet/child? I won’t say what our little Walnut did, but he’s Niall’s dog right now.

[dumbest-bb]

I am not meant for casual. I was born for soul crushing devotion.

[incredulousthought]

I will say it paused and at first I thought I was looking at a close up of a chocolate bar.

[incredulousthought]

The never-ending abs ad is confusing me. There’s a slight possibility it will make more sense with sound, but I’ll just remain confused instead.

[incredulousthought]

I stared at the bedroom wall too long, and now it needs a new paint colour.

[incredulousthought]

Officially dating an old man.

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Both of us commented it smelling like the pizza was nearly done. Both of us were prepping the salads and somehow thought the other got the pizza out. When I tell you this pizza is the most burnt pizza I have ever seen in my life. The cheese is black.

[incredulousthought]

I don’t know how long Tumblr live will fool itself into think it’s “new”, but that badge demanding my attention any time I’m on the dash gets old real quick.

[incredulousthought]

We are breaking up marriages.

[1anonyymous1]

[parkerthejester]

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

[incredulousthought]

Niall in sparkly tear away pants would make me more excited to watch The Voice.

[ruicui]

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

[arctic-hands]

I'm glad I'm not famous I would not Survive eating a spicy chicken wing