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"don't talk to me" -jung wooyoung, 2k20

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wooyoung: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘B’ out of our bromance

san, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean, yeah, I guess

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seonghwa: excuse me, have you ever been arrested?

yeosang: yes.

seonghwa: i was going to say ‘because it’s illegal to be that cute’ but now I’m curious.

yeosang: aggravated assault

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seonghwa: have you ever broken a bone?

yeosang: hah, yeah

seonghwa: did it hurt?

yeosang: not really

seonghwa, confused: what bone did you break???

yeosang: wooyoung's arm

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wooyoung: crushes are the worst

san: yeah. whenever i'm near someone i have a crush on, i start acting stupid.

wooyoung: you're always acting stupid.

san: yeah, don't think about that one too hard.

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seonghwa: yeosang, I left you here to babysit them! it’s your job to keep them from making stupid decisions like this!

yeosang: that is true, but i was also really curious to see how many donuts mingi and yunho could eat in one minute.

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seonghwa: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

mingi: in my defense, yeosang bet me 50 cents i wouldn't drink that shampoo.

seonghwa: that's not what i-

seonghwa: yOU DRANK SHAMPOO??

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wooyoung, indignantly: ARE YOU-

yeosang: fucking

wooyoung: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

yeosang: fucking

wooyoung: IDIOT

seonghwa: ...what was that?

yeosang: hongjoong banned him from swearing so i volunteered to help him out.

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san: i dont have any feelings, i'm cool as a cucumber

yeosang: wooyoung doesnt like you

san, on the verge of tears: TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

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seonghwa: i just saw hongjoong crying in his studio for five or six minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just?? stopped crying?? and went right on back to work??

mingi: it's called time management.

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yeosang: i really think my friendship with mingi is improving. yesterday he said, “did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?” and instead of saying “shut up, mingi,” i said “okay”.

seonghwa: i’m proud of you.

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seonghwa, talking about 99z: they’re very disrespectful, annoying, and highly unpredictable

seonghwa:

seonghwa: i'm highly fond of them

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wooyoung: aww but we have fun, don't we?

seonghwa: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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san, after throwing a ball to wooyoung: okay now throw it back

wooyoung: *throws it back*

san: I MEANT THE BALL

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san: jesus, you're such a spoiled brat

wooyoung: then stop spoiling me

san: no

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seonghwa: look, i just need to hear those three little words.

wooyoung, hopefully: i love you?

seonghwa: no, the other ones.

wooyoung, sighing: ...i will behave.

seonghwa: THANK you.

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wooyoung, squaring up: fight me

yeosang, standing behind him, mouthing: DO NOT.

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wooyoung, joking to seonghwa: haha i should have yeosang kill you for that

yeosang, peering around the corner: you need me to kill someone?

wooyoung: no i was just kidding around

yeosang, seriously: no, who's bothering you?