āAre you tired of your sad, torturous afterlife? Want to get away from all the pain and punishment and woe that you never deserved?ā
@gravphobia 's silly little project mwahahaha
"Y'know hell is quite niceā¦. So to speak. If you ignore all the pain and suffering and yap yap yap blah blah blah they deserve it no they donāt you get the idea. oh, who am I kidding? Itās hell! of course thereās be terrible things happening but itās not like the people didnāt deserve it.
Though thatās the thing, I can guarantee more than half the whole population of hell will tell you they didnāt, now with that in mind, itās rather expected that when a few rifts or so open up and a few dozenā¦ thousandā¦ millionā¦ damned souls and demons alike are likely to run away. Unfortunately, we canāt have that... now can we?
We donāt want to start some sort of doomsday after all, so now weāre here to clean up this mess, figure out exactly what happened for this to be an issue, and best of all, hope for the best that Heaven ā or better yet, the human government ā doesnāt catch on or else we might all be, to put it lightly, omnipotently fucked."
More info under the cut!
THE PLOT!!
Inferno Avenue is basically a divine comedy set on Earth following the Six Princes of Hell as they try to rally up all the runaway demons that have found a way out of their eternal damnation.
They have to avoid the Deaths, five angels based on the five stages of grief who monitor Earth more closely due to a rise of peculiar events that often lead to death of more mortals than usual
They also have to avoid alerting human authorities, the police, the government, the church, you name it! Demon duties have their limits too, yāknow? They canāt just run around and play their devilish little tricks without expecting to be caught. If the government finds out then the church will find out, and if the church finds out then Heaven will surely find out as well! That wonāt do!
But with every problem has a solution!
THE BIG THREE!!
"How'd we get here?"
Sam's the reason for that!
The plan was simple: sneak onto Earth and drag the demons back to where they belong, easy, right?
Apparently not.
Sam's cocky that way, they think everything can be fixed as long as they say so, it comes with their ability to bend reality to their will back in his district in hell.
They could use that here, sure, it would speed things up, the problem is... that's not necessarily a thing they can easily hide, soo now they're stuck doing everything the hard way because God Forbid they get caught and hell, maybe even smote or something.
"What about the Deaths? what if they see the demons?"
No need to worry! This whole fiasco's being kept secret by Etienne!
How convenient was it that the first angel to find out was none other than this little guy?
Curiosity got the best of him, wanting to know how other angels operate on Earth, he decided to give the place a visit, unfortunately for him, he got caught by a pack of hellhounds, but fortunately for him, he got rescued by the Princes of Hell... for... some reason...
Sam had made a deal with him to keep his secret if he helped them keep theirs. Good thing that's not too much of a problem, given that's BASICALLY what he was made for...!
"Now how about those nosey mortals?"
That's what Jane Doe is for!
If anyone knew anything about evading authorities, it would be her! She's been at it for God knows how long, it's like her whole thing, y'know?
The girl's a real mystery, she made a deal with Sam to help them out all for the price of...nothing? Usually you'd expect more for such a big favor, especially from the big man, err, little guy themself.
She claims this is for entertainment, but that can't just be the case, can it?
I'm like way too lazy and impatient to be writing all their info coherently and posting them in order so uuuuuhhh i think this can count as like a sneak peak of all the sillies including the Deaths, all 6 princes and the runaway Ars Goetia :^) and Jane Doe there's a good bunch of them
