mi hobbit es su hobbit

this is a rankin bass elrond stan account / main: alucardsinep / icon by @lotsalgbticons and header by @shirehobbit

[influencerpippin]

[assiraphales]

there's a level of insanity to jrr tolkien having samwise say he felt torn in two between rosie and frodo (THE IMPLICATION?) just for frodo to reply 'well that's an easy solution. get married and then you can come live with me at bag end together.' right right right right

[assiraphales]

samwise during his proposal: will you make me the happiest hobbit in the shire and marry me?

rosie: yes!

sam: ……..and move into mr frodo’s w me

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[roskiskoira]

[alucardsinep]

[frodo-in-a-fez]

plenty of talk about “don’t go where i can’t follow” but not enough talk about sam leaving his sword and the phial of galadriel by his side while begging frodo to understand that he has to go on. not enough talk about him contemplating hunting down gollum and killing him, but realizing it wouldn’t be worth it because it wouldn’t bring frodo back, and he would rather be dead alongside him — even though “that too would be a lonely journey.” not enough talk about sam kissing frodo’s forehead as he takes the ring from his neck, and frodo not responding being what truly convinces sam he’s dead. not enough talk about sam promising that if he doesn’t die in mordor, he’ll come back to frodo’s body, and “he’ll not leave you again.” not enough talk about the steps away from cirith ungol being “the heaviest and most reluctant” sam had ever taken.

[ehohadele]

finished reading the trilogy…………thinking about them……….

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

just finished the two towers

[tomorrowillbeyou]

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[gay-pippin]

Hobbits that point at gay people

[butter-n-breadrolls]

the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

[cryptotheism]

Middle Earth doesn't even have plate tectonics. All the mountains were placed there by the Ainur or some shit. The shape of Mordor isn't "unrealistic" the world was intelligently designed by Catholic elf gods.

[cryptotheism]

Also here is what the actual Carpathian mountains look like.

[shiremade]

“I’m glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam…”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is real

[albabbgg]

Gandalf the white 🌙🔮

Lotr is probably the thing I've read/watched/been obssesed with the most since I was like 6yo 🙏🏻🔮

[asneakyfox]

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

[asneakyfox]

and then he's like, i don't know that sounds like a lot more work than a regular garden actually. why don't we just get on with finding mister frodo

[beemovieerotica]