modern day gloomy girl guide
𖦹 wake up tired and depressed ,99% of the time, until you get your coffee
𖦹 either get 5hours of sleep or 11hours
𖦹 have a small trinket thats your best friend you bring everywhere and one plushie you always hold at home
𖦹 smoke and daydrink; steal cigs from your parents and get a glass bottle , fill it up with any juice, n there you go
𖦹 have a rot school year with no studying, bad grades and fall out, so you can go to a new school, leave those shit friends, and become someone new
𖦹 drink 5 black coffees and 3 matchas daily with too much caffeine
𖦹 write in your diary everyday for 1month, abandon it, repeat. or be a queen and write everyday t'ill you die
𖦹 daydream about your to go order everyday till you get it
𖦹 small crashouts 187 times a week and big crashouts 2078 times a week
𖦹 be a moody bitch in the heat (or in heat)
𖦹 pretend to be depressed everyday in your own terms and rules
𖦹 be scared of being sad and rotting because of the future
𖦹 either be a grumpy bitch or a drunk bitch at night
𖦹 wake up groggy but fully and then remember you gotta act tired and confused (lock in)
𖦹 stay tired until you get your daily morning black coffee
𖦹 regret acting joyful with your parents but then remember they are gonna die one day, so its ok
𖦹 when on a trip, after breakfast, devour all the snacks and then regret it, but you've already done it, so it's ok
𖦹 read books daily and be grateful for getting out of your 3 years reader slump
𖦹 scroll on pinterest daily
𖦹 wish you could rub puh with girls
𖦹 cry about your perfect body
𖦹 talk with your bestfriend every single second (your lil trinket you're sprititually connected to)
𖦹 mourn your dream vacation (the one you went to when you were 5)
𖦹 romanticise your sadness as its part of life
𖦹 secretly buy red bull and xanax
𖦹 daydream about your parents getting a divorce and live with your mom because your dad doesnt understand boundaries when it comes to you
𖦹 kiss girls and call yourself straight
𖦹 become the biggest fan of your fav tiktok moodboard account
𖦹 eat sushi because its pretty
𖦹 become jennifer check and kill moids
𖦹 tell yourself you like some looksmaxxer, but then see da real dadas (random loser boys that are probably racist and sexist and a porn addict, who aren't actually goodlooking but highkey are for you)
𖦹 think about getting nonconned so you can feel actual pain and not some fake ass thing
𖦹 write out all your kinks and then with a scenario
