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yes? have you fallen down? gotten up?

[insanity-concept-offical]

HELLO! Welcome!

Why are you here? Why have you left? Why have you stayed?

Aren't there worse things to do today? Better things to do tomorrow?

Call me David. It's my name! Is it?

EDIT: David is no longer a deity- his ass got humanified. Now hes just a Victorian artificier.. idk <3

Uhh this guy is insane idk.

Any pronouns with a lean for he/him ig idk.

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[a-welcoming-host]

Hello!

I have a few inquiries about thy, if you don't mind!

@insanity-concept-offical

Yeah, sure.

[insanity-concept-offical]

You are a .. mannequin, it seems...

Made out of wood, and yet you possess intellect, and abilities some humans can't aquire.

Do tell, how is that so?

{David seems curious on how Clark is alive. His tone is curious.}

[a-welcoming-host]

…Weren’t you like

a tie for years?

[insanity-concept-offical]

... That I was, yes. But that was a whole deal of magic and possessions, and I couldn't survive on my own like you can! I had to attach myself to a vessel!

Anyway! Too personal, I understand.

Well, how can you speak, without a mouth?

[a-welcoming-host]

…

+Sunglasses spawn on his face+

I’m better.

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh! Summoning! How quaint!

{David simply seems curious, and happy to be able to.. observe? He isn't quite sure himself.}

Oh this is so very exciting!

{And yet he speaks with a bit more of a reserved tone.}

Might I ask how thy hadst acquired your.. magic? Or should I say abilities? Or were you born.. made with them?

[a-welcoming-host]

Oh, I got a comedy mask that lets me shakeshift.

[insanity-concept-offical]

Shapeshifting?!? Oh dear! How interesting!

How does that work? Can thy shift into anyone? Or only a few specific looks?

[a-welcoming-host]

Hello!

I have a few inquiries about thy, if you don't mind!

@insanity-concept-offical

Yeah, sure.

[insanity-concept-offical]

You are a .. mannequin, it seems...

Made out of wood, and yet you possess intellect, and abilities some humans can't aquire.

Do tell, how is that so?

{David seems curious on how Clark is alive. His tone is curious.}

[a-welcoming-host]

…Weren’t you like

a tie for years?

[insanity-concept-offical]

... That I was, yes. But that was a whole deal of magic and possessions, and I couldn't survive on my own like you can! I had to attach myself to a vessel!

Anyway! Too personal, I understand.

Well, how can you speak, without a mouth?

[a-welcoming-host]

…

+Sunglasses spawn on his face+

I’m better.

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh! Summoning! How quaint!

{David simply seems curious, and happy to be able to.. observe? He isn't quite sure himself.}

Oh this is so very exciting!

{And yet he speaks with a bit more of a reserved tone.}

Might I ask how thy hadst acquired your.. magic? Or should I say abilities? Or were you born.. made with them?

[a-welcoming-host]

Hello!

I have a few inquiries about thy, if you don't mind!

@insanity-concept-offical

Yeah, sure.

[insanity-concept-offical]

You are a .. mannequin, it seems...

Made out of wood, and yet you possess intellect, and abilities some humans can't aquire.

Do tell, how is that so?

{David seems curious on how Clark is alive. His tone is curious.}

[a-welcoming-host]

…Weren’t you like

a tie for years?

[insanity-concept-offical]

... That I was, yes. But that was a whole deal of magic and possessions, and I couldn't survive on my own like you can! I had to attach myself to a vessel!

Anyway! Too personal, I understand.

Well, how can you speak, without a mouth?

[a-welcoming-host]

Hello!

I have a few inquiries about thy, if you don't mind!

@insanity-concept-offical

Yeah, sure.

[insanity-concept-offical]

You are a .. mannequin, it seems...

Made out of wood, and yet you possess intellect, and abilities some humans can't aquire.

Do tell, how is that so?

{David seems curious on how Clark is alive. His tone is curious.}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{Hello!}

@endless-stars-offical

Uhm. Hello!

Who.. who are you? If you dont mind me asking!

[endless-stars-offical]

{Your worst nightmare.}

[insanity-concept-offical]

Haha..haa...

Is that so?

{He backs up, but he hits his workbench. A few tools on there could help.. but probably not much.. not with how powerful Stardust apparently is... fuck. He partially wishes he was still.. stuck.}

And uh. Why is that?

[endless-stars-offical]

{all you feel is pain}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{He clamps his hand over his mouth. His knees buckle as he almost falls.}

{He forces himself to breathe. He'd been in pain like this before.. but he wasnt exactly human then..}

[endless-stars-offical]

{:3}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{He slowly removes his hand, and stands up properly. Still in pain, but getting used to it.}

Thats not.. too kindly of you!

{He sighs}

But it is understandable. I have been looking into a.. group that goes against your whole.. whatever you have been doing... but I could have changed my mind, you know! I once.. did a similar thing to trapping people.. of course, I was a cruel.. cruel person back then. I wasn't even myself half the time! But I'm sure you.. have your reasons?

[endless-stars-offical]

{the pain stops}

{I wish to make things better}

[insanity-concept-offical]

Making things better? How honorable, truly.

{He stands up straighter now that the pain is gone.}

Might I inquire, trapping people in a dimension where their roles are swapped makes it better.. how?

{He seems genuinely curious.}

[endless-stars-offical]

{no death or loss anymore!}

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh! Yes.. loss is.. quite.. upsetting.

{His tone lowers for a moment. And he takes a breath, and his tone is light again.}

Loss, as upsetting as it is.. is a needed part of life, you know. Without loss.. theres no roo. For growth. With no death.. no birth.

.. I used to try and revert death.. as much as i could. My old jester, Dolly.. well. Cal, I suppose.. I used to never let them die. But by doing that.. I caused more problems then I solved.

But I can't stop you.

[endless-stars-offical]

I’m not reverting death

I’m just making it a lot less likely

[insanity-concept-offical]

... I wish you luck in this. As cruel as I think it is to... erase memories... and swap roles.. I have done the same. It would be.. hypocritical of me to berate, or hate you for it.

But.. do be careful. The human mind is.. very fragile. I learned that the hard way, with Cal. Hes..

Well. Hardly matters now! I havent seen him since before I was human again, and I doubt you know him!

[insanity-concept-offical]

{Hello!}

@endless-stars-offical

Uhm. Hello!

Who.. who are you? If you dont mind me asking!

[endless-stars-offical]

{Your worst nightmare.}

[insanity-concept-offical]

Haha..haa...

Is that so?

{He backs up, but he hits his workbench. A few tools on there could help.. but probably not much.. not with how powerful Stardust apparently is... fuck. He partially wishes he was still.. stuck.}

And uh. Why is that?

[endless-stars-offical]

{all you feel is pain}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{He clamps his hand over his mouth. His knees buckle as he almost falls.}

{He forces himself to breathe. He'd been in pain like this before.. but he wasnt exactly human then..}

[endless-stars-offical]

{:3}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{He slowly removes his hand, and stands up properly. Still in pain, but getting used to it.}

Thats not.. too kindly of you!

{He sighs}

But it is understandable. I have been looking into a.. group that goes against your whole.. whatever you have been doing... but I could have changed my mind, you know! I once.. did a similar thing to trapping people.. of course, I was a cruel.. cruel person back then. I wasn't even myself half the time! But I'm sure you.. have your reasons?

[endless-stars-offical]

{the pain stops}

{I wish to make things better}

[insanity-concept-offical]

Making things better? How honorable, truly.

{He stands up straighter now that the pain is gone.}

Might I inquire, trapping people in a dimension where their roles are swapped makes it better.. how?

{He seems genuinely curious.}

[endless-stars-offical]

{no death or loss anymore!}

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh! Yes.. loss is.. quite.. upsetting.

{His tone lowers for a moment. And he takes a breath, and his tone is light again.}

Loss, as upsetting as it is.. is a needed part of life, you know. Without loss.. theres no roo. For growth. With no death.. no birth.

.. I used to try and revert death.. as much as i could. My old jester, Dolly.. well. Cal, I suppose.. I used to never let them die. But by doing that.. I caused more problems then I solved.

But I can't stop you.

[insanity-concept-offical]

{Hello!}

@endless-stars-offical

Uhm. Hello!

Who.. who are you? If you dont mind me asking!

[endless-stars-offical]

{Your worst nightmare.}

[insanity-concept-offical]

Haha..haa...

Is that so?

{He backs up, but he hits his workbench. A few tools on there could help.. but probably not much.. not with how powerful Stardust apparently is... fuck. He partially wishes he was still.. stuck.}

And uh. Why is that?

[endless-stars-offical]

{all you feel is pain}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{He clamps his hand over his mouth. His knees buckle as he almost falls.}

{He forces himself to breathe. He'd been in pain like this before.. but he wasnt exactly human then..}

[endless-stars-offical]

{:3}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{He slowly removes his hand, and stands up properly. Still in pain, but getting used to it.}

Thats not.. too kindly of you!

{He sighs}

But it is understandable. I have been looking into a.. group that goes against your whole.. whatever you have been doing... but I could have changed my mind, you know! I once.. did a similar thing to trapping people.. of course, I was a cruel.. cruel person back then. I wasn't even myself half the time! But I'm sure you.. have your reasons?

[endless-stars-offical]

{the pain stops}

{I wish to make things better}

[insanity-concept-offical]

Making things better? How honorable, truly.

{He stands up straighter now that the pain is gone.}

Might I inquire, trapping people in a dimension where their roles are swapped makes it better.. how?

{He seems genuinely curious.}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{Hello!}

@endless-stars-offical

Uhm. Hello!

Who.. who are you? If you dont mind me asking!

[endless-stars-offical]

{Your worst nightmare.}

[insanity-concept-offical]

Haha..haa...

Is that so?

{He backs up, but he hits his workbench. A few tools on there could help.. but probably not much.. not with how powerful Stardust apparently is... fuck. He partially wishes he was still.. stuck.}

And uh. Why is that?

[endless-stars-offical]

{all you feel is pain}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{He clamps his hand over his mouth. His knees buckle as he almost falls.}

{He forces himself to breathe. He'd been in pain like this before.. but he wasnt exactly human then..}

[endless-stars-offical]

{:3}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{He slowly removes his hand, and stands up properly. Still in pain, but getting used to it.}

Thats not.. too kindly of you!

{He sighs}

But it is understandable. I have been looking into a.. group that goes against your whole.. whatever you have been doing... but I could have changed my mind, you know! I once.. did a similar thing to trapping people.. of course, I was a cruel.. cruel person back then. I wasn't even myself half the time! But I'm sure you.. have your reasons?

[insanity-concept-offical]

{Hello!}

@endless-stars-offical

Uhm. Hello!

Who.. who are you? If you dont mind me asking!

[endless-stars-offical]

{Your worst nightmare.}

[insanity-concept-offical]

Haha..haa...

Is that so?

{He backs up, but he hits his workbench. A few tools on there could help.. but probably not much.. not with how powerful Stardust apparently is... fuck. He partially wishes he was still.. stuck.}

And uh. Why is that?

[endless-stars-offical]

{all you feel is pain}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{He clamps his hand over his mouth. His knees buckle as he almost falls.}

{He forces himself to breathe. He'd been in pain like this before.. but he wasnt exactly human then..}

[insanity-concept-offical]

{Hello!}

@endless-stars-offical

Uhm. Hello!

Who.. who are you? If you dont mind me asking!

[endless-stars-offical]

{Your worst nightmare.}

[insanity-concept-offical]

Haha..haa...

Is that so?

{He backs up, but he hits his workbench. A few tools on there could help.. but probably not much.. not with how powerful Stardust apparently is... fuck. He partially wishes he was still.. stuck.}

And uh. Why is that?

[a-welcoming-host]

Seems we have enough people…

Hello everyone!

You’ve all been brought here to help fight @endless-stars-offical

Stardust has trapped many people in a pocket dimension, swapping everyone’s roles.

So!

Let’s get started getting everyone out, shall we?

@insanity-concept-offical

@jester-offical

@copyright-offical

@saxophone-anon-offical

@silas-mayleaf-offical

@evil-sans-the-skeleconch-offical

@tinrals-offical

[insanity-concept-offical]

Sorry.. what happened?? Alternate dimensions?!? .. oh my. I used to do that back when I wasn't in my right mind..

Of course I'll help!

[insanity-concept-offical]

{Hello!}

@endless-stars-offical

Uhm. Hello!

Who.. who are you? If you dont mind me asking!

[insanity-concept-offical]

*You see a note* ”Hey. People are in danger. You’re a good person now right? Come help us save them. Join the welcome party.”

... uhhhmmm..

{David pockets the note. He looks around.}

Hello? .. thats odd...

{He'd have to ask David about this.}

[copyright-offical]

✉️- @digital-video-disk-offical

So you’d like to join me and David?

[digital-video-disk-offical]

[copyright-offical]

@insanity-concept-offical

David! Another person joined!

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh! How fun!

[copyright-offical]

We’re off to a great start!

How about I put on some music as a little celebration!

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh, uh, sure?

I.. I'm not quite sure how music is in this day and age! Im sure this shall be fun.

[copyright-offical]

{I open my mouth. Maple Leaf Rag starts playing out of it!}

[insanity-concept-offical]

... okay! I..

When did people gain that ability..?

{David seems a little unsettled, and curious.}

[copyright-offical]

Haha!

They didn’t!

[insanity-concept-offical]

{And suddenly he seems a lot more interested then before.}

No? How'd you manage it? How non-human are you? When did you first manage to do this?

{He asks these questions rather quickly.}

[copyright-offical]

Haha!

Oh David!

You can ask me to do anything!

I can do it all!

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh! Uhm. I was just- I was just asking questions! Apologies, that was quite rude of me!

{David backs away. He has been the unwilling audience and speaker for a mad vessel for a long, long time. He's heard these words before, from the vessel. This was almost a never good sign.}

Apologies! I think, I think I should take my leave, actually!

[copyright-offical]

Stay a while, David!

We have music, why don’t we dance!

[insanity-concept-offical]

I dont- i dont know how to dance, really!

{David seems fearful. You can likely imagine why.}

[copyright-offical]

I can teach you!

[insanity-concept-offical]

.. im not.. a fast learner..?

{David then sighs. He wasnt getting out of this, was he?}

...okay, fine. Teach me.

[copyright-offical]

[He grabs your hand, and teaches you step by step how to do it.] [The music is still coming from him]

[insanity-concept-offical]

{You find that David is not the best dancer, but he is not horrible either. He does try to follow your lead, though.}

[copyright-offical]

[Daniel is oddly patient.]

[insanity-concept-offical]

Ahaha..ahahaa...

Sorry. It's been.. a while since I've actually had a body to control! I promise I used to be better at this..

{His cheeks are flushed with embarrassment.}

[copyright-offical]

It’s okay!

[insanity-concept-offical]

You are.. you are awfully patient!

[copyright-offical]

✉️- @digital-video-disk-offical

So you’d like to join me and David?

[digital-video-disk-offical]

[copyright-offical]

@insanity-concept-offical

David! Another person joined!

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh! How fun!

[copyright-offical]

We’re off to a great start!

How about I put on some music as a little celebration!

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh, uh, sure?

I.. I'm not quite sure how music is in this day and age! Im sure this shall be fun.

[copyright-offical]

{I open my mouth. Maple Leaf Rag starts playing out of it!}

[insanity-concept-offical]

... okay! I..

When did people gain that ability..?

{David seems a little unsettled, and curious.}

[copyright-offical]

Haha!

They didn’t!

[insanity-concept-offical]

{And suddenly he seems a lot more interested then before.}

No? How'd you manage it? How non-human are you? When did you first manage to do this?

{He asks these questions rather quickly.}

[copyright-offical]

Haha!

Oh David!

You can ask me to do anything!

I can do it all!

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh! Uhm. I was just- I was just asking questions! Apologies, that was quite rude of me!

{David backs away. He has been the unwilling audience and speaker for a mad vessel for a long, long time. He's heard these words before, from the vessel. This was almost a never good sign.}

Apologies! I think, I think I should take my leave, actually!

[copyright-offical]

Stay a while, David!

We have music, why don’t we dance!

[insanity-concept-offical]

I dont- i dont know how to dance, really!

{David seems fearful. You can likely imagine why.}

[copyright-offical]

I can teach you!

[insanity-concept-offical]

.. im not.. a fast learner..?

{David then sighs. He wasnt getting out of this, was he?}

...okay, fine. Teach me.

[copyright-offical]

[He grabs your hand, and teaches you step by step how to do it.] [The music is still coming from him]

[insanity-concept-offical]

{You find that David is not the best dancer, but he is not horrible either. He does try to follow your lead, though.}

[copyright-offical]

[Daniel is oddly patient.]

[insanity-concept-offical]

Ahaha..ahahaa...

Sorry. It's been.. a while since I've actually had a body to control! I promise I used to be better at this..

{His cheeks are flushed with embarrassment.}

[copyright-offical]

✉️- @digital-video-disk-offical

So you’d like to join me and David?

[digital-video-disk-offical]

[copyright-offical]

@insanity-concept-offical

David! Another person joined!

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh! How fun!

[copyright-offical]

We’re off to a great start!

How about I put on some music as a little celebration!

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh, uh, sure?

I.. I'm not quite sure how music is in this day and age! Im sure this shall be fun.

[copyright-offical]

{I open my mouth. Maple Leaf Rag starts playing out of it!}

[insanity-concept-offical]

... okay! I..

When did people gain that ability..?

{David seems a little unsettled, and curious.}

[copyright-offical]

Haha!

They didn’t!

[insanity-concept-offical]

{And suddenly he seems a lot more interested then before.}

No? How'd you manage it? How non-human are you? When did you first manage to do this?

{He asks these questions rather quickly.}

[copyright-offical]

Haha!

Oh David!

You can ask me to do anything!

I can do it all!

[insanity-concept-offical]

Oh! Uhm. I was just- I was just asking questions! Apologies, that was quite rude of me!

{David backs away. He has been the unwilling audience and speaker for a mad vessel for a long, long time. He's heard these words before, from the vessel. This was almost a never good sign.}

Apologies! I think, I think I should take my leave, actually!

[copyright-offical]

Stay a while, David!

We have music, why don’t we dance!

[insanity-concept-offical]

I dont- i dont know how to dance, really!

{David seems fearful. You can likely imagine why.}

[copyright-offical]

I can teach you!

[insanity-concept-offical]

.. im not.. a fast learner..?

{David then sighs. He wasnt getting out of this, was he?}

...okay, fine. Teach me.

[copyright-offical]

[He grabs your hand, and teaches you step by step how to do it.] [The music is still coming from him]

[insanity-concept-offical]

{You find that David is not the best dancer, but he is not horrible either. He does try to follow your lead, though.}